WšŸ‘ļøKE post of the day:"Fat Sex Therapist' compares fitness trainers to Nazis, children's dieting to sexual assault"

209  2019-04-25 by le_epic_xd_part_2

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Tell me I'm not the only one seeing Jabba the Hutt

If she goes cowgirl on someone, itā€™s not trauma. Itā€™s manslaughter.

Death by cowcow

Should not click that third one. Trust me dramacels.

I, uh... just how bad are we talking?

It looks like how drought affected badlands from 30000ft in the air, very geographic

It looks like something straight out off liveleak. For real tho she looks like a fat hippo.

You will be disgusted by the female form and either go gay or asexual.

Her fat rolls have fucking fat rolls lmfao

michelin man

Why didn't I listen?

(most likely because I hate myself)

"content warning: fat nudity"

idontknowwhatiexpected.gif

Too late. It happened and it changed me.

I didnā€™t listen I want to die now

Topographical map of the sierras

The talk included assertions that fitness contributed to the recent Christchurch shooting

She smartly points out that if Tarrant were 500lbs he wouldn't have been able to kill so many people

Why do so many of these SJWs not use capital letters when they begin a sentence?

Capital letters are capitalist dog whistles.

Ebonics LMAO

... they're literally taking the term "grammer nazi" seriously.

Lol, she suggests going to a Korean spa. Good luck with that if you don't like being scrutinized.

Her fat ass naked

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WHy have I clicked on that. Why.

that last link

How about no?

Avoiding eye contact with fat people in public is fatphobia

Ableism! Many neurodivergent people have trouble making eye contact

Food policing is a form of fat surveillance

Honestly if these people want to eat themselves to death without interference then everyone should just let them do it

Her fat ass naked

it closely resembles Danny DeVito's ass

She really dislikes penetrative sex. Probably because it's impossible for her to have it

Or cause and effect are the other way round: she hates penetrative sex, so being a landwhale is her sex-avoidance strategy.

Unironically probable. Keep yourself fat enough, other folk will avoid you. Like visible social insulation.

That fucking 3rd insta post lmao. How does a university allow someone like this give a 2 hour speech on their campus?

Bet some of her folds are already pretty moist

Shut up why did you make me think of that

Don't click the third one. I have seen something most Haram.

"But fat girls fuck better"

No they don't, they have shit cardio and less people wanna fuck them so they have less experience.

less people wanna fuck them so they don't have the experience.

You'd be surprised. I've even seen genuinely hot tall guys go home with ugly fatties. Men were a mistake.

The fact that moids will choose hamplanet gussy over primo bussy is proof they do not possess human intelligence.

They could be hogging

Yeah but what's your definition of fatties? I know people think it's just being contrarian but theres plenty of fatties that I find hot.

but theres plenty of fatties that I find hot.

If I may suggest something

I think this is a cultural thing, one guy just threw out the number 300 pounds (140kg). No. I'm talking like 165cm (5'4") and 60-65kg (130lb-143lbs).

5'4 and 145lb-165lbs.

My wife is 5'7" and I gave her unholy shit when she hit 152. Ewwww.

Flat stomach is the only acceptable one.

I gave her shit when she gained weight

Based and healthpilled

Mockery is an underappreciated form of friendship

Yeah ok, I mean I get why you like a slim athletic girl, I just prefer something different.

We did the same thing to one of my friends who swelled up to 260 as a 6ā€™1ā€ guy. Weā€™d mock him for it and give him shit almost every time we met up until he started dieting and exercising, and heā€™s lost 80 pounds since.

Fat shaming works, especially for men. Women tend to be too fragile in this sort of thing. Men get pissed and fix it, women get pissed and cry while eating more typically.

Marrying a foid Nigga that's gay af šŸ¤®

Nigga that's gay af šŸ¤®

She was 118 when I met her, lets not be hasty. Had to beat that "I'm middle aged now" nonsense out of her head. It worked. Too many fat married women on facebook making excuses.

Agreed. Foids dindu nuffin. Their moid enablers are to blame. There will always be that thirsty guy.

This is why we need robo-gussy

Then there will be that guy who caves to the demands of Robo-Gussy thus eradicating bussy worldwide.

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Think about it.

might be knocking one off the bucket list early in life.

Nobody likes willingly plowing fatties its just the lowest hanging fruit. The whole "I prefer big girl" stuff is clearly justifying it due to exploding obesity rates and coping.

This is not true, most of the time I'd prefer a pretty chubby girl over a hot athletic girl.

Your porch preferences are not real life, incel

My porn preferences and IRL preferences are the same. I've heard the same arguments from mates of mine for years, I just dont care if a girl is a little over weight.

prefer shifted to dont care pretty quick

so this is one of those things where you can't allow yourself to lust after or think about the women you know would never fuck you.

your standards have just adjusted(down) based on your realistic expectations for yourself and your 'tastes' have followed because its the only poon you get to access. its not an original story.

Ugh, I honestly prefer them, mute "curvy amateur" is probably my go to porn search, I don't know how else to convince you. You tell me you search "Hot teen cheerleader" I'm not gonna try psychologically profile you, I'll just accept your into hot athletic girls.

i know, i preempted you on this. that's why i said your tastes followed. you really missed the point, but that's sort of the point of denial i guess

i like all flavors bro.

"curvy" in porn is probably about 100lbs lighter than "curvy" on a dating site.

A little overweight is fine but these days "chubby" tends to mean "morbidly obese" because (at least Americans) have completely warped standards of what normal human weight is like. Just look at that Gilette thingā€”Ā that shit wasn't "chubby." Most actually chubby girls are just "normal" now.

Lol you just proved you own point,180lb or 80kgs at average height is fucking massive and I'm meant to be the chubby chaser.

165cm and 65-75kg or 5'4 and 145lb-165lbs.

Is where I want to be.

yep, and I'm more conscious of this than I think the average person is so that shows you how far we've fallen

I mean it is normal, being overweight is normal. It's not a good thing, but it's true

true but most of us would rather have a slightly chubby woman who is actually not terrible (if the myths are true and such a thing exists) than a 10/10 nutty foid who treats me like a male feminist

Counterpoint: OP

Nah imma stick it in crazy

C O P E

Few people prefer fucking fatties, they just have lower standards.

This is the correct answer. See also: Paper bag jokes

very few people prefer fucking fatties, they are just blackout drunk.

Unironic question. At what point is someone so fat you simply canā€™t get it in and are fucking a fat roll?

I think youā€™d have to hit 300lbs+ for that tbh, maybe even more (assuming an average height woman)

Ok so thats 140kg this is not even close to the range of chubby girls I like.

Oh, so the average female weight in America.

That sounds like morbidly obese territory. Unless you have a smallish dick this should never be an issue with chubby-fat girls.

Makes sense. I am not cultured and have never gone hogging so I didnā€™t know.

That can be any size if they're being plowed by a dicklet like you :)

Can you lend me some of yours?

They suck better tho

As someone who has done his fair of hogging in my younger years, fatties almost universally fuck better. They are just desperate for attention and validation which translates to fucking like crazy. Hot women know theyā€™re hot and are more often lazy and demanding during sex.

Fat girls give better head, but theyā€™re absolutely awful in bed and start to smell 5 minutes in.

God I hate fat people

FPH truly is missed

ā€œpeopleā€

This but ironically

God I hate fat people

Everyone does, including god and fatties themeselves.

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Amen

Then you should support HAES.

At a certain point obesity becomes a net positive for the national budget:

Type III obesity can shorten life expectancy by 14 years!

The highest cost is caused by those fatties who are just obese enough to not work, require welfare and costly medical treatments, but still survive into old age.

HAES targets exactly this group, encouraging them to increase their intake until they die early, putting an end to expensive treatments, welfare and pension payments.

tl;dr: HAES is a culling program, and Tess Holiday is a "pied piper" or "judas goat," guiding obese women towards early death.

Both the Judas Goat and the Pied Piper survive after they're done leading the flock

I truly believe that a child cannot consent to being on a diet Ā the same way a child cannot consent to having sex

Holy shit that's a hot fucking take

I truly believe that a child cannot consent to being on a diet Ā the same way a child cannot consent to doing their homework

It's so stupid the Guardian and Slate in bidding war for making her lead editorialist.

Nah shes Hufpo tier.

surprised she isn't occupying the huffpo 1st, 2nd, and 3rd best offices as we speak

I mean the kid only got fat because their parents overfed them and/or gave them spending money to go to chicken shops

They didn't exactly consent to that either

What poor country calls them "chicken shops"?

Asking the real questions tbh

Radical...fat...liberation..,,?

Aye

aye. hans get the gas!

is it my fatness that causes my high blood pressure,

Yes it is, fuck off.

She asked that question like the answer isn't obvious. It's clearly your fat.

I hate, hate, hate the far left for making me sympathize with the far right.

Shhh sweety. Chad uniforms and aryan bussy are on the right šŸ˜

Is it excessive alcohol consumption that's causing cirrhosis of my liver? Or is it the shame of being constantly told that the family picnic is not an appropriate place to do Edward 40-hands?

"fatphobic" science is ā€œoften actually eugenic science...."

god i wish

I experience diet culture as a form of assault because it impacts the way that I experience my body.

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"I had to have three people pull me off the toilet the other day because I couldn't stand back up, so sick of diet culture oppressing me šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©"

Is it a sign that I need to get laid when my first thought after reading this article wasn't "gross, I hate this", but instead "man the author is cute"?

It's too bad he's a massive fucking MAGAfag. Maybe if he gets fucked hard enough, though, the conservative could be fucked out of him... I have heard such things are possible...

Couldnā€™t have said it better myself.

No shame, Iā€™d fuck Lauren Southern til we were both raw.

I truly cannot think of a similarly attractive woman who is as far to the left as Lauren is to the right. ContraPoints is literally the closest thing the far left has to an attractive gussy, and she doesnā€™t even have a gussy.

Really dude?

Really to what? That Iā€™d fuck Lauren Southern, or that I canā€™t think of a single attractive left-wing woman once you discount actual celebrities?

My answer is yes to both. Blonde Barbie doll-looking girls are my type, and the left literally thinks being physically repulsive is a virtue.

Well unfortunately for you, you'll have to settle for whomever is in the trailer park

Yeah, and the keyword is that those hot actresses are liberal. So am I. I'm talking about leftists who are outside the mainstream. Think of the kind of people who post on CTH about the violent insurrection that they won't participate in because they're scared of guns. They tend to hate Hollywood liberals as much as the far right does, just for different reasons.

Ahh the tumblrtards.

ContraPoints isn't even attractive by gussy standards.

Iā€™m talking about internet leftist gussy. Come on, name me one left-wing equivalent to Lauren Southern who isnā€™t either transgender or obese.

The chick who Chris Ray Gun is dating.

Isn't she a Nazi now?

I'd fuck the crazy out of Rose McGowan

A good fucking is what cures most Wokeness, you would be a red hat before he was done with you.

The talk included assertions that fitness contributed to the recent Christchurch shooting

She smartly points out that if Tarrant were 500lbs he wouldn't have been able to kill so many people

He wouldn't have needed a gun in that case, just a slight decline to roll down.

This but unironically.

Fatties world wide, please listen to this brave woman!

USA was a mistake

Is that fucking Tom Bombadil?

Fat Sex Therapist

Wizard of the forest

If Tom had access to 10,000 calories a day it would be.

Any food the child eats without the permission of the parent is a violation of consent.

honk

Shitty source aside, that is one giant retard

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwQ5la5AoZt/

literally "not fucking fat people makes you a bigot" good fuckin lord dude

The talk included assertions that fitness contributed to the recent Christchurch shooting, that people should "challenge" the rule of law, as well as the authority of and the police.

Have fun trying that when youā€™re a fat cunt who compares exercise to being assaulted.

She explained how ā€œwhite supremacy happens every day in all these little little things.ā€

And just what the fuck would she know about ā€œlittle little thingsā€?

This inclusionary bullshit is going too far. Can we just go back to fat shaming already?

Is it possible to be fat in the brain? Like being so fat that it literally makes you retarded?

Pro obesity advocates like this one are one of those problems you don't need to combat directly.

They take care of themselves with a 30-40% earlier mortality rate.

Ever seen a super fat 90 year old? Me either.

That meatball-looking mother fucker probably bleeds puttanesca sauce.