Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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Coping. Mostly with booze.

Same. What you drinkin?

Tonight it’s gonna be some local IPAs. May supplement that with some stuff at bar beforehand, unsure yet.

You?

You still drink? Just give it a few more years. I inject drama into my veins.

Wild turkey 101 and coke, switch to my own local ipa after two drinks. I’m at home watching the second round of the draft 🤮 not by choice.

Ah rough.

Wild Turkey 🤢🤢🤮

Name a better/harder whiskey. Don’t say makers or some stupid shit.

Beer makes you fat, bottom shelf vodka and tonic water only gotta keep that figure

It’s already over for that.

Tonic water is like all sugar and the sugar-free shit is worse than not being blackout drunk.

I mean I cop the 0 cal flavored tonic water and like yes there’s probably some sodium or sugar additives to give it flavor but is it really as bad as a soda mixer or a beer

Tonic water averages 32g carbs as sugar whereas beer averages about 13g carbs. Tonic water is about as bad for you as soft drinks. IDK about 0 cal tonic, it tastes awful with any of the gin I drink.

You get used to it, I’ve been drinking that and 5 cal juice mixes and yes you wanna puke for a few days but it’s worth it in the end😔😔 unless I’m seriously miscalculating the sodium or something in flavored tonic waters

There's low/no carb beers on the market but they're all pretty bad. Pure Blonde is ok though. I was a bar manager for years so I tend to stick to home made cocktails like whisky sours and sidecars.

Just use club soda and a squeeze of lime

I’m, sorry, are you body shaming me?

Yes

I’ll have you know that obesity is not a sickness, somebody are just born in such a way that they have a propensity to live until just 40 sweaty

I'm drinking barefoot and bud ice lol

might go to the bar to get a couple younglings and a shot or two of paddys

What a heinous combination. I am as impressed as I am repulsed.

I mean I wasn’t mixing them together but yeah still pretty bad

I'm drinking barefoot and bud ice lol

what the fuck

got any food with that? any other drink combos?

i'm trying to learn from a legend.

Big Mac

You might have lost me there but I'm still gonna try and see how it hits.

Soju, because apparently Koreans are the only people on this planet smart enough to realize that you can put alcohol in a recyclable plastic bottle. So while I'm getting drunk, I'm also saving the environment.

Coping. Mostly with Booze

I’m coping with Bussy💦💦💦💦💦

The gentleman’s choice, bravo.

pecan pie vape and diet coke

in the most thoroughly useless and retarded manner i can mange, in honor of /r/drama

Trying desperately to book a hooker so I don’t go out a virgin

Just go to your local mosque and ask the imam for 'the' secret mission.

I managed to capture this beautiful moment

The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed.

15k was only like two years ago.

I feel like a primordial being here

I’m just on the coke but not jacked up.

Just some good tunes and a cup of joe over here.

We just need people to unsubscribe en mass to halt to incoming closure.

Praying for approval

I already did

naowut

me, still being an unapprovedcel

be gentle

rude

Does this actually work. Because I'll do it dammit.

Do I need to hold up a username and date next to my asshole then?

I'm out of the loop, what is the counter?

Time till this shithole shuts down

Aw fuck.

NORMIES OUT!!

Unironically. Fucking normies.

May Allah curse the normie menace!

I’m out enjoying my weekend justo to spite dramanaughts

Cope/me too/yet here we are. Mobile-cel supremacy.

Like Hitler in his bunker

Except I’m gonna migrate over to /int/ like how Hitler migrated to Argentina

Do any active users here actually subscribe to this place 😎

Pls keep me around mods

jerking off and yelling at the black neighbors. what else?

Playing online chess :/

I just wanna be approved before the sun gets closed down again. Approve me faggot mods

If you factor in all the alts, the number is much lower. I myself have subbed with a few dozen. Any troll worth their salt collects accounts like, uh, shit people collect :/

Fuck /r/all. We don't need them coming to this thread.

Please say we’re self banning upon hitting 100k. This shithole is the only thing I enjoy on Reddit anymore.

r/waterniggers didn't die for this

At least when r/drama dies I won’t have any reason to go on this over moderated piece of shit website anymore.

I was just spending it watching Silver Surfer kill Thanos.

You've read the original texts? A man of knowledge and esteem I see.

Are you still banning CAutists on sight?

Okay which dick do I have to suck to get a pass for when the sub goes private

dunno when 2 click subscribe. they might lock it before i click 100k

We're getting closer thanks to all those wonderful beautiful refugees of doctors, lawyers and engineers C:

Bout seven lone stars in