About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
Ages ago, on a lotion and tissue fueled rampage, clicking the random nsfw for more and more things to smack my fleshy meat stick to, I stumbled onto /r/cuckold. Which somehow led me to /r/hotwife and it’s sister communities.
And then I realized, people actually did this. It wasn’t a meme, people actually liked their significant other getting rammed by 45 yo flabby betas.
So I did the only appropriate thing possible, linked some juicy hotwife drama to /r/drama (Hotwire fell in love with the bull, the cuck posted for sympathy, thenother cucks circlejerked about it), and fled to the safety of Pornhub.
The moral is: be careful with the randomnsfw button. You’ll see things.
That's the new normal for the clown world, even 12 year old girls are being given instruction for condom-wrapping sausages, but getting your (maybe) daughter to pick out lingeries and erotic fursuits for other men to enjoy your wife?? That's sicker than average. Novel.
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In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the daughter... actively participates as well.
Like I don’t get it, I thought where we were regarding sex acceptance 10 years ago was a good balance. We all knew our parents, kids, neighbours, teachers etc were all having sex or masturbating but we kinda just ignored thinking about it, it was gross but we all accepted it was a fact of life and no one was really shamed for it. Now it’s like you have to be okay with the most degenerate shit possible and if you don’t want your 11 year old learning about anal masturbation you’re a bigot. What happened to the days where we let kids figure sex out naturally.
It does. Well, I mean cycle might imply that we'll all change our minds. That's not necessarily what happens, as our replacements aren't necessarily our descendants.
But yes. One day the people occupying this ground will be praying, pairing off, and setting fire to homosexuals. All "progress" in any direction is temporary. Societies have a fairly well understood lifecycle.
Not to mention incest is the most popular porn category.
My suspicion is that someone messed-up a decimal place in Excel when running the numbers and the finding re incest is just a mistake.
Of course, the industry jumped on that finding and now all porn has to have a 5 minute preamble where it's established that the two people fucking are stepsiblings.
This is Vice seeking out nut jobs/ making stuff up to write clickbait articles. You’re delusional if you think most people are having their kids pick out sex toys.
Probably a single line in the program somewhere about how sticking random things up your butt is a bad idea = "they're teaching the kids to bum eachother"
Children will learn about homosexuality and same-sex marriage in Grade 3. In Grade 6, they’ll talk about puberty — a chat that will cover masturbation. When they get to the subject of sexually transmitted diseases in Grade 7, they’ll learn just how they’re contracted, including through oral and anal sex.
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Children are starting to show an interest in their genitalia as preschoolers, Dr. (((Kaufman))) says
Lauren Dobson-Hughes, president of Planned Parenthood Ottawa, says she’s already teaching these concepts to her two-year-old daughter
I mean I don’t know about you put people where I grew up started being sexual active around 10-11, 44h/5th grade. I don’t think it’s strange to know about sex at they age, definitely know what a condom was and how it worked along with what sex toys were.
We all knew our parents, kids, neighbours, teachers etc were all having sex or masturbating but we kinda just ignored thinking about it, it was gross but we all accepted it was a fact of life and no one was really shamed for it.
Maybe for some things it is better if it's not all out in the open. I don't tell my coworkers that my asshole is hairy and that I had to like wipe 5 times today so my butthole is a bit raw.
Yeah what happened to the good old days where kids learned about sex from their little league coach and no one said anything because people had a healthy sense of shame?
This article is retarded but fucking hell the endless boomerposting in this sub is pathetic.
Your 3rd world web page loaded for like 1 second and then asked me install Flash or some shit. Imagine not accepting that Filipinos are the true Christian chads of the Malay race. You better hope that Jesus loves you because nobody else will. 🤣🤣🤣
Indonesia is ridiculously sexual and weirdly liberal in that area.
I saw a teenaged boy (probably like 17) playfully trying to pull a girls hijab off, her reaction was that classic "lol stop but not really" laugh and her friends egged him on. This was at a train station.
"as a recovered sex and porn addict, I decided to self medicate by going on swingers vacations with my husband and indulging in large orgies where I make an effort to bang at least 20 dudes and a few other skanks to mix things up a bit"
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Jealousy wasn’t the only thing I feared. As a recovered sex and porn addict who has written profusely on the subject, I’ve made one too many destructive decisions in my sexual past. Though my addiction had been curbed since meeting my husband, thanks to a combination of efforts buoyed by his support, would a salacious vacation reopen the wound?
You're right but as awful as poly shit usually is, the swinger community is definitely the least fucked up. It mostly consists of bored middle-aged or elderly empty-nesters who exchange partners mutually or in a mutual group of couples, which means that it avoids most of the crazy power dynamic drama that most of the poly scene does
What I love about you is that you know about all these weird fucked-up subcultures but I don't have to worry that it's because you're actually involved in them. Also everything about you. 😘
Another woman raved about buying her teenage daughter a vibrator for Christmas and the surge of pride she got when she saw the vibrator unwrapped and under her daughter’s bed.
I've been thinking about this, for all the hate CAnimals give )ews, jews are probably the least degenerate race or religion. Every Jew I've meet has been a goodie two shoes
I've been to a swinger's party several time, and the hostess told the story about getting her teenage daughter a vibrator.
I attended the party as a single guy. Pretty weird feeling to be fingering a milf while her husband's enjoying a gin and tonic in the couch a few feet away.
Is there anything more cucked than refusing to take your wife to a hotel room, watching her get creampied by 8 bulls that are much more physically imposing than you, and then raising the baby as your own?
Midway between the fall of Rome and the collapse of Weimar Germany.
The low birth rates, high immigration situation is like the last days of Rome, perhaps, but the sexual hedonism of Rome was afaik always a thing, and not hugely more prevalent in its dying days - it just seems that way because the end days of Rome contrasted sharply with the much more prudish Christian morals of the post-Roman Europe.
I am not a conspiratorial guy at all (I firmly believe 9/11 was an outside job), but over the last few years, all these lefty mainstream sites not even subtly advocating for all this kind of cuckoldry feels real coordinated.
Feels coordinated because their marketing team figured out they get the crossover of people who beat off to cuckold porn and people who beat off to outrage porn.
You're right, I doth protest too much. I don't just beat off to regular porn, I beat off to huge tit fat Asian teachers who put pencils in their ass. There it is, my shame for all the world to see
'sex positivity' is a fundamental progressive value, so they know that when they post about weird sex shit that doesn't completely cross the line they'll piss off a lot of people and have a bunch of progressives to defend them, thus generating views and exposure. 'Sex positive' is a great stance to take because in most cases it's inflammatory, you have a really vocal group of people who have to defend it to maintain their moral superiority, and most of the people who get really upset about it are far-right-wingers that they can use as evidence that they're being persecuted and as such according to progressives are doing the right thing
Its basically a bunch of radical vocal minority getting disproportionate attention for their crazy antics. In Internet, clickbait sells, and these kinds of outrageous articles generate viral views.
Daily reminder that jealousy is a bad thing and not a normal part of healthy relationships. When you evolve into a being of pure energy like the cucks have, such things will be forgotten.
I moved to a big metropolitan area a few months ago. I've never seen the phrases "polyamarous" or "ethical non-monogamy" so many times before in my life. I have upped my daily prayers so that Allah spares me when he carpets this city in flames.
Aren't you posting frescoes of civilizations that fell because they knelt not to YWH but Sodom and the Unspeakable Vice? Does a host of pictures showing men imitating the Brute Creation
invalidate that point, or augment it?
I feel like these people think they’re doing something radical and new, when in reality people in the past just had the dignity not to blather on about their gross sex lives in a public forum.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-04-27
About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
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1 Verdreht 2019-04-27
Snappy you cheeki fuq, did you help them write the article?
1 Verdreht 2019-04-27
Quality journalism from Vice, once again
1 mums_spaghetto 2019-04-27
journalism in current year
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-27
Vice is just a meme. They are trolling. This can’t be real.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-27
Ages ago, on a lotion and tissue fueled rampage, clicking the random nsfw for more and more things to smack my fleshy meat stick to, I stumbled onto /r/cuckold. Which somehow led me to /r/hotwife and it’s sister communities.
And then I realized, people actually did this. It wasn’t a meme, people actually liked their significant other getting rammed by 45 yo flabby betas.
So I did the only appropriate thing possible, linked some juicy hotwife drama to /r/drama (Hotwire fell in love with the bull, the cuck posted for sympathy, thenother cucks circlejerked about it), and fled to the safety of Pornhub.
The moral is: be careful with the randomnsfw button. You’ll see things.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-27
I’ve never tried it. What’s the worst that could happen?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-27
Off you go sweaty.
1 cheers_grills 2019-04-27
If you think about it, watching your wife getting rammed is like watching porn in 3D.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-27
Honestly, as long as it’s consenting adults and legal, carry on. But the community when I saw it was so beta it was pathetic.
1 -5x- 2019-04-27
Lifefuel for incels.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-04-27
Link to hotwife drama?
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
is this cuckquean or swinging?
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
That's the new normal for the clown world, even 12 year old girls are being given instruction for condom-wrapping sausages, but getting your (maybe) daughter to pick out lingeries and erotic fursuits for other men to enjoy your wife?? That's sicker than average. Novel.
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In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the daughter... actively participates as well.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
Like I don’t get it, I thought where we were regarding sex acceptance 10 years ago was a good balance. We all knew our parents, kids, neighbours, teachers etc were all having sex or masturbating but we kinda just ignored thinking about it, it was gross but we all accepted it was a fact of life and no one was really shamed for it. Now it’s like you have to be okay with the most degenerate shit possible and if you don’t want your 11 year old learning about anal masturbation you’re a bigot. What happened to the days where we let kids figure sex out naturally.
/serious post over
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-04-27
You were tricked into thinking the slippery slope was a logical fallacy. This is how the cultural cycle works.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-27
doesnt cycle imply it circles back
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-04-27
It does. Well, I mean cycle might imply that we'll all change our minds. That's not necessarily what happens, as our replacements aren't necessarily our descendants.
But yes. One day the people occupying this ground will be praying, pairing off, and setting fire to homosexuals. All "progress" in any direction is temporary. Societies have a fairly well understood lifecycle.
1 probably-insane 2019-04-27
Sharia law when?
1 mcslibbin 2019-04-27
"Margaret Atwood was right!"
-/r/drama
1 fastmult 2019-04-27
Yeah, it circles back when Allah (pbuh) smites the m*yo menace once and for all.
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
use SWT after God's name, short for Subhanahu wa ta'ala" translates as "Glory to Him, the Exalted" or "Glorious and Exalted Is He"
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PBUH is (messy) translation for ʿalayhis-salām, for the prophets and angels.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-27
That actually translates to dude bussy lmao so idk what ur endgame is here
1 paulo_negao_guedes 2019-04-27
PBUH actually means 'Prophet Bussy Ultra Haram'.
1 trilateral1 2019-04-27
it probably will. one day. for no reason at all.
1 die_rattin 2019-04-27
Historically the ‘cycling back’ is something unpleasant like Fascism
1 killgriffithvol2 2019-04-27
https://m.imgur.com/0KE3YM4
Panel 1: Furries
Panel 2: Late term abortion
Panel 3: Polyamory and record high divorce
Not to mention incest is the most popular porn category.
Looks like it wasnt a fallacy after all.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-04-27
My suspicion is that someone messed-up a decimal place in Excel when running the numbers and the finding re incest is just a mistake.
Of course, the industry jumped on that finding and now all porn has to have a 5 minute preamble where it's established that the two people fucking are stepsiblings.
1 Red_of_Head 2019-04-27
This is Vice seeking out nut jobs/ making stuff up to write clickbait articles. You’re delusional if you think most people are having their kids pick out sex toys.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
“I-it’s just an outlier”
>Ontario sex curriculum includes how to masturbate anally
Your tricks arent working as well as they used to Moshe
1 lyridsreign 2019-04-27
>He takes leaf culture seriously
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-27
have to?
1 snallygaster 2019-04-27
He never gained the basic skills that allow Canadians to migrate to the US
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
Mexicans at least know how to use a leaf-blower. Leafs have an instinctive terror to that kind of technology.
1 lyridsreign 2019-04-27
Cucked.
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-27
just KYS.
1 Metal_Charizard 2019-04-27
Is there anything more cucked than living in Canada?
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
Living in America and having your grandchildren be a mixture of Chicano Africans
1 MikeTyson91 2019-04-27
This is fake
1 hobocactus 2019-04-27
Probably a single line in the program somewhere about how sticking random things up your butt is a bad idea = "they're teaching the kids to bum eachother"
1 Red_of_Head 2019-04-27
No they don't.
Also lol Canada.
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-27
Please source
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontarios-new-sex-ed-will-cover-homosexuality-masturbation-and-consent-not-everyones-saying-yes
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Honk honk
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-04-27
Nothing in your quote seems at all degenerate.
Learning about puberty and sex Ed in middle School is degenerate now?
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
>learning about homosexuality and same-sex marriage in grade 3 and masturbation in grade 6 aren't degenerate!! Uwaaaaaa
cope harder libcuck
1 onlyonebread 2019-04-27
If that's degeneracy then sign me the fuck up for some degenerate shit
1 FakeBartReagor 2019-04-27
I've heard there is a high correlation between attempting to greentext on websites that aren't 4chan and retardation.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-27
Clutch those anal pearls
1 regeya 2019-04-27
Apparently that claim comes from an anonymous letter...in Arabic.
https://www.thespec.com/news-story/5601906--anal-play-101-10-claims-made-by-parents-against-the-ontario-sex-ed-curriculum/
Anti-Semitic fail
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-27
I mean I don’t know about you put people where I grew up started being sexual active around 10-11, 44h/5th grade. I don’t think it’s strange to know about sex at they age, definitely know what a condom was and how it worked along with what sex toys were.
1 tschwib 2019-04-27
Maybe for some things it is better if it's not all out in the open. I don't tell my coworkers that my asshole is hairy and that I had to like wipe 5 times today so my butthole is a bit raw.
;)
1 cultish_alibi 2019-04-27
Yeah what happened to the good old days where kids learned about sex from their little league coach and no one said anything because people had a healthy sense of shame?
This article is retarded but fucking hell the endless boomerposting in this sub is pathetic.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-27
Indonesia teaches children how to use birth control? Wow, that's really unusual for a third-world Muslim country
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
Don't worry, my political party is against government's attempt at population control and teaching unbiblical nonproductive sex.
Lookie here, even the (local) christians are complaining about it l o l
http://www.satuharapan.com/read-detail/read/agama-faktor-penurunan-partisipasi-keluarga-berencana
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
Your 3rd world web page loaded for like 1 second and then asked me install Flash or some shit. Imagine not accepting that Filipinos are the true Christian chads of the Malay race. You better hope that Jesus loves you because nobody else will. 🤣🤣🤣
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
Christian chads? That's an oxymoron.
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Filipinos suck mayo's dicks too much, but thank God for Duterte. Now he's a chad monotheist.
1 Pro_Extent 2019-04-27
Indonesia is ridiculously sexual and weirdly liberal in that area.
I saw a teenaged boy (probably like 17) playfully trying to pull a girls hijab off, her reaction was that classic "lol stop but not really" laugh and her friends egged him on. This was at a train station.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-04-27
Except for Aceh, it's pretty liberal.
1 hellohello1992 2019-04-27
I thought you made this part up, what. They can't be serious
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-04-27
1 UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh 2019-04-27
"as a recovered sex and porn addict, I decided to self medicate by going on swingers vacations with my husband and indulging in large orgies where I make an effort to bang at least 20 dudes and a few other skanks to mix things up a bit"
1 jwil191 2019-04-27
Sounds about right
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-04-27
I want off Mr Bones wild ride.
1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2019-04-27
Based
1 high_on_life_420 2019-04-27
gussy isn’t that bad???
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-27
Hello, FBI? Cuckolds are doing cucky things again.
1 Ghdust2 2019-04-27
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
1 probably-insane 2019-04-27
This why you need two daughters - the positive cuckoldry cancels out the negative cuckoldry.
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
is this why Austrians, the most EVOLVED of all ARYANS, imprison their daughters in the basement and molest them so much?
1 ImYourAlly 2019-04-27
Fritzl was truly a visionary.
1 beenpimpin 2019-04-27
Gr8 pasta
1 bigdaddyz40 2019-04-27
That explains why in the good old days and in third world countries, why daughters are treated as property to get a good price from the groom.
1 diemstheboy 2019-04-27
Fucking based
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-27
That’s not even funny, it’s straight up fucked
I know 16 inst a child anymore but holy shit...
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-04-27
No
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-27
I mean, maybe for your mother
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-04-27
I threw up in my mouth a little
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-04-27
Found darqwolf's new alt.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-27
What about yamate sweaty
1 killgriffithvol2 2019-04-27
And of course she did!
🤡🌎🤡
1 ason 2019-04-27
And the writer's kid will read this someday.
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-04-27
ANGLOED
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
The most cucked people involved in this are the Vice readers who don't even get that they're reading an advertisement.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-27
“Bring your gussy to get banged by hundreds of horny men. Will you get some? No promises!”
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-04-27
These whores are out here playing 4dick chess.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-27
You're right but as awful as poly shit usually is, the swinger community is definitely the least fucked up. It mostly consists of bored middle-aged or elderly empty-nesters who exchange partners mutually or in a mutual group of couples, which means that it avoids most of the crazy power dynamic drama that most of the poly scene does
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
What I love about you is that you know about all these weird fucked-up subcultures but I don't have to worry that it's because you're actually involved in them. Also everything about you. 😘
1 Osterion 2019-04-27
It would be inproper for a pregnant lady to be partaking in such scandalous behaviors
1 mcslibbin 2019-04-27
you cant date in a big city these days without running into poly lunatics
1 Coonass_alt 2019-04-27
this the society you asked for
1 mcslibbin 2019-04-27
I dont like agreeing with you coonass but you are 100% correct
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-27
Truly the waifu we all deserve.
1 probably-insane 2019-04-27
Swingers:
Image - hot young couples getting it on.
Reality - overweight 60+ Walmart shoppers with colostomy bags but their naked. 🤢🤮
1 backltrack 2019-04-27
Honk honk
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
And then suddenly, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power 🧐🧐🧐
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-27
Hitler fucked it up like all Germans
He should have asked the Jews how to do it properly what a shmuck
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
He should have capitulated Germany to a real leader like Mosley
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-27
no thx, even worse than a fucking Kraut
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
BY ALLAHS STICK YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK
1 employee10038080 2019-04-27
I've been thinking about this, for all the hate CAnimals give )ews, jews are probably the least degenerate race or religion. Every Jew I've meet has been a goodie two shoes
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
that's because the degenerate jews don't link to think themselves as jews any more, like Marx or all the pornstars in H o l l y w o o d
1 employee10038080 2019-04-27
So when the Jews stop being Jews and start being white they're degenerates?
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
really makes you think huh
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-04-27
My wife's Israeli. She doesn't like American Jews.
1 employee10038080 2019-04-27
Good for her?
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-04-27
Oh, I meant to add that she thinks they're all lefty degenerates. My mistake.
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-04-27
Lovely flair
1 -5x- 2019-04-27
Reminder that not supporting Hitler is bad for drama!
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
Don’t forget to throw some support to daddy marx too
nazbol #Gang#GANGGANG
1 JustLions 2019-04-27
It's fucking insane that in a couple decades Germany ushered in both communism and Nazis. How is it possible to screw up that bad?
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-04-27
And neoliberalism, and soon an Islamic Theocracy
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-27
Lol if we enter that grey are ironically admins will be all over this sub
1 DefectiveDelfin 2019-04-27
Yeah this is how CA got banned.
Ive been seeing a bit more blatantly racist comments lately so you never know 🤔🤔🤔
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-27
In my defense i've been blatantly racist even before I knew what CA was
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-04-27
🤡 end Mayo's
1 jtriangle 2019-04-27
Based and circuspilled
1 high_on_life_420 2019-04-27
CA faggots get OUT OUT OUT!!!
1 latetravel 2019-04-27
I've been to a swinger's party several time, and the hostess told the story about getting her teenage daughter a vibrator.
I attended the party as a single guy. Pretty weird feeling to be fingering a milf while her husband's enjoying a gin and tonic in the couch a few feet away.
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-27
Should have listened to mama. Instead
Smh.
1 kxxzy 2019-04-27
Thots gonna thot
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-04-27
We're too far gone not Allah and his prophet Muhammad can save us now
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
Don't worry, Eesa Al-Masih and the Mahdi will come soon to clean the world before it ends
1 Green187945 2019-04-27
Aren’t Muslims all about multiple wives and stuff?
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
not sharing them with strangers or letting our daughters dress their mums into a bitch show competition.
1 Al_Simmons 2019-04-27
Mods let me post please
1 alwaysalurker923 2019-04-27
God I fucking hate may*s
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-27
https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg
https://imgur.com/zhcyiD9
https://i.imgur.com/ROs3S8n.gif
http://masterlawlz.com
https://i.redd.it/bev7vphkrjs21.png
https://i.imgur.com/CIme7SW.png
https://i.imgur.com/S1DIypT.png
https://i.imgur.com/f1WpgDo.jpg
/r/masterlawlz
https://imgur.com/vB7WFTJ
https://imgur.com/vB7WFTJ
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-27
By the omnitrix one I meant the black and white Microsoft paint of me wearing one
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-27
Link
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-27
/u/annoysthegoys i think you have the link
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-04-27
https://i.imgur.com/k2iUEC5.png
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-27
Thanks.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-04-27
Is there anything more cucked than refusing to take your wife to a hotel room, watching her get creampied by 8 bulls that are much more physically imposing than you, and then raising the baby as your own?
1 wherecanwegofromhere 2019-04-27
lol that womyn on the right made him touch her while the FEMALE on the left (not a coincidence) is in full control.
1 skidmarklicker 2019-04-27
why is this some reminiscent of the fall of the roman empire?
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
History doesn't repeat but it rhymes
1 NextOccasion 2019-04-27
Midway between the fall of Rome and the collapse of Weimar Germany.
The low birth rates, high immigration situation is like the last days of Rome, perhaps, but the sexual hedonism of Rome was afaik always a thing, and not hugely more prevalent in its dying days - it just seems that way because the end days of Rome contrasted sharply with the much more prudish Christian morals of the post-Roman Europe.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-27
I am not a conspiratorial guy at all (I firmly believe 9/11 was an outside job), but over the last few years, all these lefty mainstream sites not even subtly advocating for all this kind of cuckoldry feels real coordinated.
1 Red_of_Head 2019-04-27
Feels coordinated because their marketing team figured out they get the crossover of people who beat off to cuckold porn and people who beat off to outrage porn.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-27
I just beat off to regular porn
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-27
y'know, nobody would have thought otherwise...until you insisted on it like this...
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-27
You're right, I doth protest too much. I don't just beat off to regular porn, I beat off to huge tit fat Asian teachers who put pencils in their ass. There it is, my shame for all the world to see
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-27
So boys
1 snallygaster 2019-04-27
'sex positivity' is a fundamental progressive value, so they know that when they post about weird sex shit that doesn't completely cross the line they'll piss off a lot of people and have a bunch of progressives to defend them, thus generating views and exposure. 'Sex positive' is a great stance to take because in most cases it's inflammatory, you have a really vocal group of people who have to defend it to maintain their moral superiority, and most of the people who get really upset about it are far-right-wingers that they can use as evidence that they're being persecuted and as such according to progressives are doing the right thing
1 nattlife 2019-04-27
They aren't.
Its basically a bunch of radical vocal minority getting disproportionate attention for their crazy antics. In Internet, clickbait sells, and these kinds of outrageous articles generate viral views.
1 NotAYuropean 2019-04-27
God forbid people have normal monogamous relationships in current year.
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
Daily reminder that jealousy is a bad thing and not a normal part of healthy relationships. When you evolve into a being of pure energy like the cucks have, such things will be forgotten.
1 _YUROKON_ 2019-04-27
I moved to a big metropolitan area a few months ago. I've never seen the phrases "polyamarous" or "ethical non-monogamy" so many times before in my life. I have upped my daily prayers so that Allah spares me when he carpets this city in flames.
1 CanadianAsshole1 2019-04-27
🤡 🌎
Once upon a time I was saddened by the normalization of sexual degeneracy, it seemed to be a tragedy. Now, I realize that it is in fact a comedy.
Honk Honk.
1 Ghdust2 2019-04-27
Eww a r/CAutist
1 snallygaster 2019-04-27
https://i.imgur.com/8ip8hK5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/XLgWT59.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/rh0IXLp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sQGGbcX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ngomCE3.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dNRtcVn.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/K3CsANi.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OngfMd4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/NGnUKsB.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CBv4eJv.jpg https://i.imgur.com/entV7To.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/kvVzv3a.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/6qdcGFd.jpg
1 SpeakerOfThings 2019-04-27
Aren't you posting frescoes of civilizations that fell because they knelt not to YWH but Sodom and the Unspeakable Vice? Does a host of pictures showing men imitating the Brute Creation invalidate that point, or augment it?
1 FarTooManySpoons 2019-04-27
Damn that last chick is thiccc
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-27
Nice advertisement
1 hallowed-rick 2019-04-27
Cuckqueans are peak females
1 shoepolishbag 2019-04-27
Letting your daughter pick out lingerie is the most mayo thing I’ve ever heard of, mayocide is necessary.
1 MilerMilty 2019-04-27
Unironically child abuse.
1 DickNiggerMan 2019-04-27
yeah but Peter gives Captain Marvel the gauntlet in Avengers Endgame lol
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-04-27
Why would Shazam be in a Infinity Wars movie?
1 DickNiggerMan 2019-04-27
yeah but Thor wields both Mjolnir and Stormbreaker in Avengers Endgame lol
1 WatermelonFreeze 2019-04-27
That’s not a spoiler dipshit a spoiler is saying Captain America wields the hammer.
1 Zozbot 2019-04-27
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-04-27
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-04-27
zozzle
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-04-27
When will Peter Parker put his circumcised kosher dick inside Carol Denvers like in the comic tho?
1 searingsky 2019-04-27
hot
1 high_on_life_420 2019-04-27
mayo nonsense
1 itsCaffeine 2019-04-27
Why does Vice care so much about cucks?
1 darth_tiffany 2019-04-27
I feel like these people think they’re doing something radical and new, when in reality people in the past just had the dignity not to blather on about their gross sex lives in a public forum.