His test results were 100% fagginosis, and a partial Tardination of the Brain Ganglia. The boards verdict is repeated quadrasperg alignments.

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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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Yes, truly, destroying others’ enjoyment of what is, ultimately, harmless entertainment, is a noble and just endeavor. A salute to you!

this but sincerely, earnestly, wholeheartedly, truthfully, and unironically because it's soulless corporate capeshit

Who goes into chipper: people who think snark is highly intellectual or capeshit fans? You, my fellow centrists, know the answer to that conundrum.

You are the wise one who see what's need to be done.

Good thing tony stark dies in the movie.

What is centrism if not weaponized snark?

B O T H S I D E S

In twenty years zoomers will replace us and this will be their Holy Bibble

This could have been good but I could feel the hipster douchebag radiating off the article. Maybe if it wasn’t written by someone from Deadspin.