Furnace party
101 2019-04-27 by BasicallyADoctor
A few weeks ago a mysterious and very senile letter was circulating around Philadelphia. Users on r/Philadelphia discussed it here https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/arb9zo/wtf_found_this_in_my_door_this_morning/
The letter invites us to a party which is set to take place today. Will anything happen? Place your bets now!
live updates: https://www.phillyvoice.com/live-coverage-phillys-furnace-party/
Also see /r/furnaceparty
52 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2019-04-27
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-27
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1 EasySchmitty 2019-04-27
Gay meth-fueled hobo orgy with complimentary jenkem bottles.
1 chimpan_z 2019-04-27
ya enough about /r/drama, what about the philly furnace party?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-04-27
So just a normal wypipo party, then .
1 profunda_loqui 2019-04-27
I just read the wiki article on Jenkem. I cannot fathom how it was thought of.
1 C-Kun_FOUR 2019-04-27
now this sounds fun
1 adolf_destiny 2019-04-27
CA post ban meetup?
1 agendaposter 2019-04-27
Of course it's a homeless drug addict distributing these flyers
1 Ashleychud 2019-04-27
That’s just a Philadelphian.
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-04-27
PamTheyreTheSamePicture.tiff
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
I am banning everyone that upvoted this comment.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-04-27
Are you from Philly too?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
Correct
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-04-27
Interesting. It’s my favourite city in the US, despite its Phillyness
1 Vyrnie 2019-04-27
My condolences. Did you attend this get-together-thing btw?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
No this comes off extremely fucking weird and I had zero interest other than mockery.
1 escebar_ortez 2019-04-27
you don't say
1 Pralshad 2019-04-27
They're called African-Americans now, Adolf.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-27
I forgot all about the furnace party. Glad people came out for it though.
1 always0101 2019-04-27
came out lel
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-27
So a bunch of millennial hipsters decided to indulge in a schizophrenic’s fantasy for “fun.” Shouldn’t dangerhairs and soybois be against this?
1 aalamb 2019-04-27
Reading the live coverage and the sub did honestly make me feel kind of weird. The person that wrote this clearly needs psychiatric help, and it's a party/joke to them? I'm usually the last to get all moralist, but it just seems incredibly callous.
1 Redactor0 2019-04-27
This is what "Keeping Portland Weird" is all about. Literally psychotic people living in horrible conditions on the street are treated as zoo animals and exploited by hipsters for entertainment instead of getting the help they need. They're absolutely fucking shameless hypocrites and they deserve a fate that "Anti-Evil Operations" won't let me describe, but Dante can probably fill you in on.
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
this is the same city that decided to try and destroy a significant part of the city because their football team won
phillycels wya?
1 Infidel6 2019-04-27
Right here. Football was just an excuse. Destruction is necessary. Let me explain.
Philadelphia is allowed to exist because of the chaos. If not for the general wanton disregard for life the many citizens share we would live in a very nice place. We don't want that.
This city is too close to NYC, a smug shithole packed tight with rich assholes constantly being displaced by even richer assholes. If we attract too many new york faggots, the rent goes up and land develipers swoop in to prop up shitty and overpriced prefab apartments.
Destruction is the ritual to keep them away. Unfortunately this city is losing it's way. Soon enough we will be Brooklyn part 2.
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-27
Hurr Durr, we're just too real and don't want to lose our "culture". Philly is a shithole, unironically. The people there are mostly shit, the architecture is mostly shit, and people need to get out from their ass and stop acting like the reason that the average Philadelphian is a jerkoff, is because they are trying to stave off gentrification.
1 Ranilen 2019-04-27
Fite me irl
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
The city was not damaged from Super Bowl.
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
I live in philly dumbass I participated in the riots it absolutely was damaged
flipped cars, torn awnings, damaged streetlights and food trucks, and more
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
You want to see what real rioting looks like, go look at France with their yellow vests. The shit you are talking about is small potatoes.
1 Chicup 2019-04-27
Rioting in France is there national sport, its not fair to compare.
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
why would I want to go to France? thx but no thx 😎
1 escebar_ortez 2019-04-27
can you explain which brand of retarded you are
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
I feel like that explains your question easily
1 escebar_ortez 2019-04-27
I thought philly had a whole spectrum of retardation. it's nice to see the culture reach homogeny
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
i mean there’s west philly crackhead retard and center city/college student retard, it’s a spectrum for sure
1 Ranilen 2019-04-27
I don't even think the city flipped any cars, which is downright disappointing. I think a horse got punched maybe?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
I think some freak ate horseshit.
1 KyWy99 2019-04-27
Cars were flipped, am Phillycel can confirm
1 seenten 2019-04-27
So this is what proplr have to do for fun in Philly
1 jorio 2019-04-27
Uhh, yeah, I guess I should just tell you. 'The furnace' is what we call your mom and, yes, there is going to be a party. Sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯
1 Lysis10 2019-04-27
I think the writing in that letter accurately portrays the author.
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-27
Lol at all the fat whitoids milling about.
/r/Philadelphia is such a den of retardation.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
Every local sub slants extremely soy. You should see all the brigading Chapo did to that place over Gritty.
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-27
I did see it. It was annoying as shit, and the fuckers set up camp in the sub.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-27
They weren't even bothering to pretend they were even from area either.
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-27
They don't need to, because the average poster there is a fat, spineless whitoid.
Also, I still laugh thinking about last year's model drama and "I was a girl scout, I take integrity seriously"
1 Chicup 2019-04-27
Sounds like Great Whites kinda gig.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-04-27
I used to live a block from there not more than a month ago. I FEEL CHEATED.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-04-27
I heard it was an alright time. Figured it would be some kind of propaganda bullshit but now I kinda regret not going.
1 noogai131 2019-04-27
The kind of person that writes and distributes this kind of bullshit has never been punched for being a little shit in school.