Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
this. saying people go "out of their way" to spoil something is delusional. its like one throwaway line or shrug of the shoulder dude.
seriously /u/redxxii, /u/JustTray and all the other children over there: the only thing people go out of their about is reaching out their fucking hand to give you that reality check you so desperately need. because nothing is a bigger reality check then realizing you've grown way too attached to movies about people in spandex costumes going pew pew.
even spending more than 10mins talking about this angrily on the internet already shows a connection that has grown unhealthy. seriously, imagine a camera behind you filming you going insane about this shit... stop, just fucking stop. and no, i dont give a shit about your dad diddling you as a kid and your only refuge was your avengers toys.
we're here to help you growing out of this illusion of yours that this shit matters in the slightest. just take our hand bros!
when your counterargument in a discussion is trying to get your opposition banned
It's their go-to tactic. Every single time.
It's like that kid who'd always lose at super smash bros back in the day so he just unplugs your controller and knocks you off stage before you can plug it back in.
Kids are retards though, I don't think when I was that age there was any form of media someone could get me so angry about, that I'd end up fighting them. But another kid testing your patience by trying IRL troll you, is/was definitely a thing. So who knows, maybe this was just the last straw, I'm not going to judge from some random clip, but either one or both of them could be assholes who need to learn that everybody has a limit. Those who don't just end up shooting up the school or worse, becoming a redditor.
years ago when the "sjw"/"anti-sjw" conflict started to gain steam, I would never in my wildest dreams thought that the woke side would become the one more invested in capeshit.
i got a ton of downvotes on askreddit for suggesting that comic book movie spoilers might not be the end of the world given how shallow and linear they are.
I don't even hate capeshit, I actually saw endgame this weekend and liked it, but I wasn't even the slightest bit affected by all the spoilers going around /r/drama - and I read all of them.
It betrays the entire narrative of the last 3 years that they "just want to punch people who want to kill jews." As if it wasn't thinly veiled before, it's just obvious that they get off imagining death and destruction on anyone who slightly inconveniences them. No wonder they have such a temper tantrum about "toxic masculinity;" it's literally just straight projection.
Yikes! You better watch yourself there, sweaty. That kind of language could get you smacked one day. Nobody should hit people, but you shouldn't run around trying to get people to hit you and then get all shocked when someone does. 😏😏😏
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At least be honest about it instead of pretending to be some noble warrior standing against the hordes of evil or whatever bullshit these idiots imagine themselves doing.
Especially considering what you know they look like in real life, SRD really truly is full of people that are okay with hitting people for pretty much any reason.
I think it's because they've never really been in a fistfight beyond getting bullied in middle school, so they don't know that when when limp wristed culture war IT guys start trying to throw punches (at spoilers, at conservatives Nazis, whatever) it usually ends badly for them.
SRD threads are so fucking predictable with their comments and how they "debate" lol.
play stupid games win stupid prizes
maybe it isn't ok to hit someone because of a movie
but it's not just a movie, some people waited their lives for this!
hmm you're right, they like ruining stuff for people, hit 'em!
And then they go on to discuss that getting punched isnt a big deal lmao, like anyone in that thread has gotten rocked before. Since those faggots at most can throw a punch with a staggering 6 pounds of pressure, they can't even grasp how you can badly injure someone by laying them out like, breaking their jaw, giving them a concussion, or worst case scenario hitting them hard enough and in the right place to outright kill someone.
r/worldnews is really full of alt-righters. The problem is that alt-righters and leftoids don't cancel each other out, but add a combined layer of retardation.
The same one where this sub is 90% of Drumpf tweets, CA spergout, and KIA said a thing but the autists will still cry about muh rightoid menace. The leftist is physically incapable of struggle unless it involves a particular attractive but uncooperative woman.
Excluding T_D because it has so many boomer normies which IMO aren't alt-right just normal right, there's pussypass + pussypass denied, publicfreakout, holdmycosmo, tumblrinaction, unpopularopinion
What's the difference? That's what I'd always understood the term to mean (right-wing, but "alternative" and internet-based with lots of memes and general retardation).
Alt-right is the white identitarian, white nationalist, ethnostatist persuasion of rightoids. Obviously there's lots of overlap between them and the bog standard edgyboi rightoids in terms of retardation levels but to lump them together is a bit unfair on the retards that don't actually want to ethnically cleanse you.
Everything that isn't their exact political alignments is far right extremism. Which is correct, and I support this realignment of the political compass just to piss off rightoids.
That's the thing. It's such an easy way to ruin a lot of people's experience... It's a deliberate act of malice since you don't get anything out of it. People who go out of their way to spoil big things are literally just doing it because they enjoy ruining things for other people.
u/JustTrey Do you don a cape when you go out into the world defending fellow capeshitsirs from the emotional burden of learning the ending to a kids movie?
I don't really think about violence but it's clear that the children of drama sympathize with reeeeeetards that spoil movies and are aggressively dicks. Its not so nice to get our medicine returned to us.
Im not endorsing a viewpoint or side but a lot of children here would be pretty upset if they actually had to deal with the consequences of their behavior, your moms are alright... about you!
I agree with you that children need to learn that their behavior has consequences. If bullying were encouraged rather than stifled in schools, there wouldn’t be any adult capeshit fans in the first place.
Can we punch people who get upset over spoilers? I'd love to see someone just spoil a bunch of shit and then beat the shit out of some whiny capeshitter.
Note to admins: any violence mentioned in my comment only pertains to the world of minecraft
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-29
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 BenaGD 2019-04-29
Like anyone on SRD is gonna do anything besides reee
1 Volhar 2019-04-29
They might ree and make a “witty” comment as well
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-29
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1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-04-29
Hello, new flair!
1 kittendispenser 2019-04-29
/uj oh sweaty let's unpack this /s
1 The-Worst-Bot 2019-04-29
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1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-04-29
It was ironic verbal irony tho
I appreciate the hustle, tho, mr bot.
1 LightUmbra 2019-04-29
You know you could make a bit for this, right?
1 mums_spaghetto 2019-04-29
pretty sure it’s a bot and the bit about being a human is sarcasm or are you being sarcastic too? i can’t tell anymore
1 LightUmbra 2019-04-29
I'm tired and unmedicated.
1 cheers_grills 2019-04-29
👏Watch👏a👏diffirent👏movie👏
1 pepperouchau 2019-04-29
So Harry Potter then? 😍😍😍
1 cheers_grills 2019-04-29
🏰☝️🔒
1 saint2e 2019-04-29
Troll: Snape kills Dumbledore!
SRD: Reeeeeeeee!!!
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-29
The video where the guy leans out of his car with a megaphone so he can warn the readers lining up for the midnight release is pretty fucking hot ngl
1 michaelisnotginger 2019-04-29
That video is like 10,000 Internet years old and I still remember one of the midnight fans going 'you bitch'
1 saint2e 2019-04-29
It's so old it's got an ebaumsworld overlay on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-29
Some enterprising young man put up a billboard.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-04-29
The therapist in the Sixth Sense was a ghost all along!
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-29
hey /u/redxxii, adults don't care about capeshit. Only children and the mentally retarded get upset over capeshit.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-29
this. saying people go "out of their way" to spoil something is delusional. its like one throwaway line or shrug of the shoulder dude.
seriously /u/redxxii, /u/JustTray and all the other children over there: the only thing people go out of their about is reaching out their fucking hand to give you that reality check you so desperately need. because nothing is a bigger reality check then realizing you've grown way too attached to movies about people in spandex costumes going pew pew.
even spending more than 10mins talking about this angrily on the internet already shows a connection that has grown unhealthy. seriously, imagine a camera behind you filming you going insane about this shit... stop, just fucking stop. and no, i dont give a shit about your dad diddling you as a kid and your only refuge was your avengers toys.
we're here to help you growing out of this illusion of yours that this shit matters in the slightest. just take our hand bros!
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-29
Someone is mad
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-29
i'm not even mad, what a class act!
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-04-29
It's their go-to tactic. Every single time.
It's like that kid who'd always lose at super smash bros back in the day so he just unplugs your controller and knocks you off stage before you can plug it back in.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-04-29
Capeshitters btfo by based martyr
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-29
oh my god I was praying it wasn't capeshit but it is
it's always fucking capeshit
I cannot imagine being such a spastic smoothbrained mongoloid that I would punch someone over children's films are you SERIOUS
1 HumongousGentleman 2019-04-29
Kids are retards though, I don't think when I was that age there was any form of media someone could get me so angry about, that I'd end up fighting them. But another kid testing your patience by trying IRL troll you, is/was definitely a thing. So who knows, maybe this was just the last straw, I'm not going to judge from some random clip, but either one or both of them could be assholes who need to learn that everybody has a limit. Those who don't just end up shooting up the school or worse, becoming a redditor.
1 Alimentas 2019-04-29
The guy in the video has an excuse, he's a stupid kid. Now SRDnes? Actually, nevermind.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-04-29
years ago when the "sjw"/"anti-sjw" conflict started to gain steam, I would never in my wildest dreams thought that the woke side would become the one more invested in capeshit.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-29
Capeshitters are a cancer on the world.
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-29
i got a ton of downvotes on askreddit for suggesting that comic book movie spoilers might not be the end of the world given how shallow and linear they are.
I don't even hate capeshit, I actually saw endgame this weekend and liked it, but I wasn't even the slightest bit affected by all the spoilers going around /r/drama - and I read all of them.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-29
Same. It's the most obvious shit in the world that Iron Man was gonna die. The only surprise was Thor getting fat.
1 metaReverse 2019-04-29
it is a perverse insight into the minds of sardine sjws to see the one thing that justifies violence is spoiling a shitty capeshit movie
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2019-04-29
It betrays the entire narrative of the last 3 years that they "just want to punch people who want to kill jews." As if it wasn't thinly veiled before, it's just obvious that they get off imagining death and destruction on anyone who slightly inconveniences them. No wonder they have such a temper tantrum about "toxic masculinity;" it's literally just straight projection.
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-29
You sound like a faggot. Maybe someone should punch that out of you.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2019-04-29
Yikes! You better watch yourself there, sweaty. That kind of language could get you smacked one day. Nobody should hit people, but you shouldn't run around trying to get people to hit you and then get all shocked when someone does. 😏😏😏
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-29
Ooof, uh, sweetie, did no one explain to you that we are open and accepting of other cultures here on the /r/drama subreddit? Including faggots?
Don't kink shame, please <3 :)
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-29
I didn't mean faggot as in faggot but faggot as in faggot.
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1 IllustriousQuail 2019-04-29
Too perfect. Good bot!
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-29
ty ty
1 triphoppopotamus 2019-04-29
Let’s be honest, what is wrong with imagining the brutal murder of anyone who inconveniences you?
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2019-04-29
At least be honest about it instead of pretending to be some noble warrior standing against the hordes of evil or whatever bullshit these idiots imagine themselves doing.
1 raebake 2019-04-29
Especially considering what you know they look like in real life, SRD really truly is full of people that are okay with hitting people for pretty much any reason.
I think it's because they've never really been in a fistfight beyond getting bullied in middle school, so they don't know that when when limp wristed culture war IT guys start trying to throw punches (at spoilers, at
conservativesNazis, whatever) it usually ends badly for them.1 lebedija 2019-04-29
Did they do a face reveal thread yet?
1 virohm 2019-04-29
There'd be more chins than subscribers.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-29
Ironically it’s because they’ve seen too much capeshit.
“But in the movie a 120 pound waif beats a 6’7 Olympic lifter! You’re telling me that’s not real?”
1 xlhat 2019-04-29
😰😨😵
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-04-29
hot
1 Cole-187 2019-04-29
what a sad life it must be when youre so obsessed over some capeshit.
menchild are swarming this site lmfao
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-29
Neckbeards have always been on Reddit
1 CrixalisTheSandKing 2019-04-29
Lemme try my hardest to spoil the movie based on my knowledge of the franchise via reddit memes.
The good guys steal the gauntlet and kill Thanos.
1 Black_Bird_Cloud 2019-04-29
ok now spoil cloakshit
1 OysterCookie 2019-04-29
ice king gets nothing personal'd by the fat author's waifu insert
1 cheers_grills 2019-04-29
Dragon lady does heroic stuff and everyone sucks her off.
1 Ursus8 2019-04-29
Wakanda 4 ever!
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-04-29
Yeah my prediction is Good guy wins Bad guy loses
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-29
SRD threads are so fucking predictable with their comments and how they "debate" lol.
And then they go on to discuss that getting punched isnt a big deal lmao, like anyone in that thread has gotten rocked before. Since those faggots at most can throw a punch with a staggering 6 pounds of pressure, they can't even grasp how you can badly injure someone by laying them out like, breaking their jaw, giving them a concussion, or worst case scenario hitting them hard enough and in the right place to outright kill someone.
1 ryzyryz 2019-04-29
grown ass(i dont know this, i like this fantasy) men arguing about hitting people because of marvel movie
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-29
Terminal mayos.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-04-29
.
1 PrimaryDetective 2019-04-29
What fucking alternate universe are these people living in
1 Lee13412 2019-04-29
The Reddit universe
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-04-29
Reddit cinematic universe
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-29
Havent you heard? /r/Politics, /r/news and /r/worldnews is an alt-right haven
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-29
r/worldnews is really full of alt-righters. The problem is that alt-righters and leftoids don't cancel each other out, but add a combined layer of retardation.
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-29
The same one where this sub is 90% of Drumpf tweets, CA spergout, and KIA said a thing but the autists will still cry about muh rightoid menace. The leftist is physically incapable of struggle unless it involves a particular attractive but uncooperative woman.
1 Elite_AI 2019-04-29
They're right though, this website is split between alt-right and milquetoast liberals/chapotards.
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-29
Link me to an alt-right subreddit with more than 10k subscribers and I'll link you to multiple unironic full-chapo subs with 100k-500k subscribers.
1 Elite_AI 2019-04-29
Uh, okay
Excluding T_D because it has so many boomer normies which IMO aren't alt-right just normal right, there's pussypass + pussypass denied, publicfreakout, holdmycosmo, tumblrinaction, unpopularopinion
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-29
I said alt-right subs, not edgy gamer rightoid subs.
1 Elite_AI 2019-04-29
What's the difference? That's what I'd always understood the term to mean (right-wing, but "alternative" and internet-based with lots of memes and general retardation).
1 Rivea_ 2019-04-29
Alt-right is the white identitarian, white nationalist, ethnostatist persuasion of rightoids. Obviously there's lots of overlap between them and the bog standard edgyboi rightoids in terms of retardation levels but to lump them together is a bit unfair on the retards that don't actually want to ethnically cleanse you.
1 Elite_AI 2019-04-29
I def wouldn't say they're hugely popular on Reddit, no. When I made my comment I was thinking of your standard edgyboi right-wing Redditor.
1 ryandanegayin 2019-04-29
Everything that isn't their exact political alignments is far right extremism. Which is correct, and I support this realignment of the political compass just to piss off rightoids.
1 triphoppopotamus 2019-04-29
Driving everyone to the right to own the nazis
1 ryandanegayin 2019-04-29
Correct, my friend.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-29
Justifying violence for capeshit lol.
1 ____________13 2019-04-29
That short clip of two children arguing was more entertaining than the entire Avengers franchise.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-04-29
I can haz cheeseburger is more entertaining than anything Hollywood has produced in the last 15 years.
1 rememberdeath 2019-04-29
Is there a subreddit for the sole purpose of getting spoilers to r/all?
1 Ursus8 2019-04-29
COULD IT BE CAPESHIT?
1 Ragingbull93 2019-04-29
Yeah, that thread was a doozy lol.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-29
Warning to all visiting SRDines, please don't advocate violence while visiting. Here at Drama we actually have standards. You will be deported.
1 pepperouchau 2019-04-29
Thank you for keeping us safe 🤗🤗🤗
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-29
SRD guests: Please note that our mods aren't responsible for you. Keep yourself safe at all times.
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-04-29
*helping us to keep ourselves safe
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-04-29
Wos dat sexualisation of minors?
1 PmMeBukkakeImages 2019-04-29
Yeah yeah he gets killed, but did you knew that Thanos too gets killed two times.
And that captain America got fat and depressed after the battle and that's one of the "funny" moments?
That's the kinda shit that actually makes you think .
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-04-29
Theon Greyjoy more like HE DEAD
1 Dramautist 2019-04-29
My favorite part was Hawkeye continuing to be a useless shit, I hope his family dies all over again.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-29
Wow I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy looking at all the mass Thor tacked on.
1 PmMeBukkakeImages 2019-04-29
I don't read articles before giving my opinion on them and I don't watch movies before I give spolers of them
1 dramasexual 2019-04-29
bruh captain america is not thor lmao
1 aseiden 2019-04-29
>strong white man picks up magic hammer
>different strong white man picks up magic hammer
they're pretty much the same imo
1 dramasexual 2019-04-29
yeah but one of them talks like a fag and is super fat now
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-29
Both of you are arguing about capeshit... in a thread making fun of capeshit.
This is the hidden verse of that Alanis Morrisette song.
1 dramasexual 2019-04-29
yeah but we're arguing ironically so its fine
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-29
Its perfect.
1 SageKnows 2019-04-29
Holy shit! I didnt even watch the movie. Dude thank you for saving me money
1 Lee13412 2019-04-29
Someone bring these calls to violence to the attention of ahs NOW 🤬🤬🤬🤬
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-04-29
The only people who deserve to be punched are the capeshitcels.
1 Strictlybutters 2019-04-29
I love how reddit thinks this is what happens because some jersey shore trash got sued one time for slapping some asshole. I’m in no risk of being sued or going to jail. Sounds like some of you are at risk of getting punched in the face though.
u/JustTrey Do you don a cape when you go out into the world defending fellow capeshitsirs from the emotional burden of learning the ending to a kids movie?
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2019-04-29
lol I had seen that comment and looked at it for a few seconds before scrolling up
1 tacomotif 2019-04-29
I don't really think about violence but it's clear that the children of drama sympathize with reeeeeetards that spoil movies and are aggressively dicks. Its not so nice to get our medicine returned to us.
Im not endorsing a viewpoint or side but a lot of children here would be pretty upset if they actually had to deal with the consequences of their behavior, your moms are alright... about you!
1 dongas420 2019-04-29
I agree with you that children need to learn that their behavior has consequences. If bullying were encouraged rather than stifled in schools, there wouldn’t be any adult capeshit fans in the first place.
1 Elite_AI 2019-04-29
But nobody's agreeing with it
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-29
2017: “slippery slope is a stupid fallacy, of course it’s ok to punch a Nazi!”
2019: “hell yeah, beat his ass for telling you how a movie ends!”
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-04-29
Can we punch people who get upset over spoilers? I'd love to see someone just spoil a bunch of shit and then beat the shit out of some whiny capeshitter.
Note to admins: any violence mentioned in my comment only pertains to the world of minecraft
1 thirtyfortygoons 2019-04-29
I hate people who use the phrase "consume media."
1 triphoppopotamus 2019-04-29
Verb choice tells us a lot about the way a person interacts with the world - in the same way a Kirby vacuum interacts with a filthy carpet.
1 triphoppopotamus 2019-04-29
Verb choice tells us a lot about the way a person interacts with the world - the same way a Kirby vacuum interacts with a filthy carpet, in this case.