MAGA Twitter finds the link between Mexican migrants, the Devil and the Catholic Church

231  2019-05-01 by employee10038080

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Again, the real dummies are those pointing to rounding in math as if THAT is exculpatory for the Pope.

Be ye not fooled by the devil and his glamours and deceits

Is it a coincidence you chose not to round to 6.67?

Got 'em

OH my GOD, SIX POINT SIX REPEATED means the DEVIL NUMBER FOREVER!!! the LIBERALS are TRYING to say THAT GOD ALWAYS LOSES!

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F*CK the DEVIL!!!!!!!!

this, but unironically

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🇷🇺THATS 🇷🇺what 🇷🇺i 🇷🇺am 🇷🇺TALKING🇷🇺 ABOUT!!🇷🇺

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🇬🇱drunk poland reporting in🇬🇱

🇲🇽Bernie🇲🇽for🇲🇽Jefe🇲🇽

The only round I need is 5.56 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Imagine being this much of a galaxy brain

He's educatin' libs epic style 😎.

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oh, it's a guy

Sadly, yes.

Why is it sad? Maybe you two can still have sex

Look at him, that's a male these days.

Moidscels, never even began.

digital soldier

It's over for rounderrorcels

It's not even the original version of The Number.

Interesting. 666 definitely looks more evil than 616

Is it a coincidence that your first name is Christian but you can’t see the evil in this world?

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

It’s impressive how bigly that brain is

Please don’t laugh at the mentally ill.

I miss the great awakening sub, that place was like boomer retard central. so much good drama

F

Boomer retard central

Not realizing Voat is Boomerposting Command Center

Yeah but that means having to actually go to that shitty site.

I don't like the layout or the white background.

the white background.

Tbh we need to do away with anything that has a white background.

White genocide confirmed?

having to imagine contemplating going to Voat

I feel ill

Voat is the /r/drama copypasta but unironically.

I miss that one nice boomer lady that wandered in here. Reba? Rita? Whatever.

Join a fb political group. More hot boomer takes than voat or leddit combined

I straight up think most of it is sarcastic shitposting until I realize that they are serious, and I feel tingly

/r/NBA is pretty fun right now you should check it out! ;)

I legitimately hate that place with every fiber of my fucking soul. I basically gave on the nba in general. Still play basketball 2-3 times a week down at the gym, but I just sort of looked up a couple days ago and thought, "why do I keep devoting time to this shit that makes me unhappy 99% of the time?"

it's like a drug, and I'm too stubborn to just bandwagon the W's like everyone else I know

If you want to get back at me just call me a bandwagoner hah. You'll get a nice rant about watching Dunleavy Jr Chuck the ball 30 times a game to score 20 pts a game and getting to see like 2 wins out if the 50 games I went to with my pops. I would have more sympathy for you lot as the pile on is pretty ridiculous, but my hate for cp3 is too great. I hate him with every fiber of my being the dirty little cunt, but I guess that means I love him too cause it's fun to get the blood boiling over sports.

Are there really bandwagoning fans in Houston too? It's not like you guys have sucked the past 10 years. It's so strange seeing people bandwagon my once awful team. I just hope we don't go back to those days once this run is over, will settle for some jazz level of lengthy mediocrity

Are there really bandwagoning fans in Houston too?

it's everywhere, man. doesn't help that Houston is a commuter city, and there's tons of native cali people there

although I live in NOLA now and I've never been somewhere that basketball is less relevant. NOBODY cares about the poor ol' pellies.

I know. The posts here wouldn't skew so hard towards mocking the left if the most retarded right-wing sub were still up and running.

ding ding ding

Numerology = meth math

It's ADDERRAL math. No Jewish person has ever done meth, and they love that shit.

Is the Catholic/Protestant rift still a thing within Amerimutt conservaustism?

I feel like that used to be a much bigger deal.

filthy papists

I'll pray for you but I doubt it'll do much good, proddy scum.

Germans started the protestant movement. Germans slaughtered the Jews. Ergo protestants are at a minimum, Nazi sympathizers

Nazis got a lot of white people killed, ergo Nazis are in favor of the mayocide.

Did this subreddit just take a huge shift right?

Go nail it do a door somewhere else sinner

JFK's election near entirely mended that rift honestly. Or at the very least the rift and his presidency jusy about co-incided erawise. It'll always exist in some capacity though.

JFK's election didn't mend that rift lol. Hardcore dominionist prots blamed Irish Catholics into the 1990s for mass immigration (1965 act), liberalising divorce and other laws, building the modern welfare state (which was Johnson, but he was still considered the product of JFK's victory).

It kind of subsided by 1996, mainly because Pat Buchanan ran on a far-right, quasi-ethnat platform (and was/is a traditionalist Catholic), and a new generation of hardcore tradcaths came of age in the right-wing press on Fox, in the National Review and so on. But there's still an undercurrent of it on the American evangelical right, for whom there are still 'Christians' and 'Catholics', the two being quite different.

Wait Pat Buchanan is a Papist? I legit had no idea

He is a Catholic the same way Newt Gingrich is one...

I think these are just """Catholics""" who has decided the current Pope doesn't count because he wasn't mean enough to the gays or some shit

This is literally it. My supposedly uber Catholic mother is convinced Francis is a Satanist. Dementia is one hell of a sad sight to see. Please just promise me to kill me before I get there.

Anyone who's against voluntary euthanasia relies on the broken brains of old people cmv

And ruin the fun for the rest if us? You valued us too highly.

It really isn't. Most white Catholic ethnic communities voted for Trump, and individual Catholics have been involved in US politics and high society without much issue for about a century.

Catholics and Protestants mostly got over that rift in the US. Abortion brought them all together.

What you're seeing in those Twitter comments is batshit crazy Catholics who deny the legitimacy of Pope Francis (and probably some other popes too).

Truly hilarious to think it's been taken over by globalists when it's mission has been spreading their faith across the globe, including to countries that didn't want it.

Is the Catholic/Protestant rift still a thing within Amerimutt conservaustism?

Yeah, pretty much.

Back in the period of the 70's to 80's the evangelical protestants staged a pretty well orchestrated campaign to take over small county GOP organizations by using their churches as a voting block. From those county seats they were able to run their own evangelical candidates and essentially seize control of the GOP up until today

A lot of people don't realize it, particularly because the left has become so obsessed with it, but idpol really started with this group and came out of that cultural corner of America.

Anyway, for better or for worse, that's pretty much all that is left in the GOP these days as they managed to drive away all of their top intellectuals and Liberal politicians (and "good riddance" I'm sure the average MAGA-tard would chime in). One thing that is interesting, at least to me having lived through all this, is that the tilt towards the more extreme policies and the constant series of purity tests that marked much of the 1990's and 2000's for the GOP is pretty much being reenacted these days by the Democrats, except probably taken to a more ridiculous direction.

I remember back when cable tv and talk radio would be crammed non-stop with people bitching and bickering about "RHINOS" and literally watching the GOP eat itself alive. We're starting to see the same thing now with the Democrats, where if you aren't for instance sufficiently "woke" you're more or less Hitler.

Point being - just like the christian evangelicals pretty much pidgeonholed the GOP into a party that is making itself obsolete, the Democrats appear to be happily following down the same path. Of course, I can only speak from my own personal experience, but as a card carrying libtard for over 20 years, I'd rather get pegged by an elephant than vote for a fucking retard like AOC. That doesn't mean I'm going to vote for a Republican, because frankly they're just as retarded and have been for far longer, it just means that I recognize that sometime in the future pretty much all politicians are going to be so repulsive that I'll end up not voting at all out of disgust.

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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He looks like he gets fucked by black guys.

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Q will show us the way, inshallah

There are only 3 episodes left. All he can do is raise the dead and we can see how that worked out last episode.

through Q all things are possible

Muslims created math to oppress the white man, wake up magacels you are playing right into their hands!

The only algebra I need is U + S + A = 1776 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

/r/punchablefaces called and wants their mascot back.

Trying to hide it behind a massive hat

I remember someone looked up this dudes personal Instagram and it was all pics of just him trying to look as attractive as possible. The man has no friends irl lmaooooo

Math

My name is Dylan Wheeler & I am the founder of Educating Liberals - a social media nickname I gave myself when I joined Twitter. After many months of defending Donald Trump in 2016 & trying to convince my liberal "friends" that he wasn’t a racist, I needed a place like Twitter - where I could get away from these brainwashed fools & try to keep my sanity.

uh-huh

rly makes you 🤔

Using twitter to keep his sanity is all you really needed to post

I think I’m going to quit reddit and go full time WWG1WGA with a patreon, seems pretty lucrative.

Damn, burger boomers really have the market cornered on conspiracy theories.

There is nothing more repulsive than a fundamentalist millenarian American. They’ve been pulling out numbers that mean absolutely nothing since the 19th century and still believe they’re onto something.

R slash they did the meth

Lmao, what a twink.

whenever Q is involved u can smell retards

over 10,000 likes

Giving boomers internet access was a gigantic mistake

Boomer conservatism is a mental illness. CMV

It's not a mental illness, it's just physical proof that god hates us.

Sure this man ain't a big brain toll?

Is this not a joke? Seems like one to me

No those retards take it completely serious

Even worse, do you know which pedovore satanists own the office building at 666 Fifth Avenue—the Trump family! oh wait nevermind

Thats bullshit but i believe it

So to prove to this guy that there is no conspiracy, Pope Francis needs to donate even more money to the cause.

Donald Trump announced his presidential campaign shortly after his 69th birthday.

6/9 = .666

wake up sheeple

I am a Catholic . Francis is NOT my Pope.

Reals before feels snowflake

Was the cop a liberal?

broke: give money to migrants to help them

woke: give money to migrants to worship satan

it's because christianity (all abrahamic religions really) are part of the transhumanist globalistic nwo agenda

This guy has 167 supporters on Patreon. Makes sense since he looks like a Twitch thot.

Why is this transgender man ranting about religion on Twitter?

355K followers. Burgerland is in an even worse shape than I thought.

Numerology is autism incarnate.