This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
It’s wild that in 10 years or so I’ll be considered a genuine social conservative for thinking things like reparations are a dumb idea and we shouldn’t let 12 year olds cut their dicks off
Ive always dreamed about being the grandpa who makes his family uncomfortable by saying insanely fucked up shit, its cool that its gonna happen when im in my 30s
Haha. Hey the block is gonna get down this weekend for a welcome to summer bbq. Friends and family welcome. Our kids will be back home from college. They are so smart. Hey xhalt, dont forget to bring your wifey's brownies. They are a treat!!!
I have a little hope that the pendulum will swing back once the general public gets sufficiently pissed off about where society is heading. Plus, call-out culture is inherently self-destructive; leftists are just as likely to use it against their own as to use it as a bludgeon against centrists or conservatives.
Maybe on some things (trans trend will die down a bit for example) but generally people are very reluctant to give up “freedoms” which is what liberal social policies are all about granting.
Its just the same retarded 8% of radicals that keep pushing this shit, you are fucking normal and almost everyone else is fucking tired of this shit. Don't buy into the narrative that common fucking sense is a rare commodity, it's just rare among shit heads.
Yes but it can seem that way since these people have a strong mainstream media/social media presence. I think it's gonna be fine because these radicals keep canceling each other and eventually corps and the public will start to realize that the loud minority doesn't represent the general population.
Look man when we use corporations to enact communism that doesn't mean its fascism. Yes it fits a literal definition of the word. But that doesn't stop me from calling all of you nazis. Ok? Also i will be putting my work on a new medium. And no i don't mean writing it in my own feces from a mental institution.
We are the progressives. We do things that have never been done before because if we did that would make us regressive or reactionary. We have infiltrated the most powerful corporations and governments on earth. Google and other tech giants aligned with the state will be our vehicle to power. Thru oppression of opposition by any means necessary we will deperson the apostles and strike fear into the conformists. Its with us or against us. We will take this new alliance to its pinnacle of authoritarian oppression and then dismantle it all and we will live in a one almond colored racial neo binary future where money is gone and we all eat fruit genetically modified to cause mass orgies.
how about a suspiciously professional-looking not-for-profit e-zine with a photograph of a suspiciously spot-on mix of diverse minorities and exactly one white guy on the front of it?
I would laugh at this except I am aware of far too many brain damaged trannies at Google and Facebook who are hammering out the chains that will bind humanity in the coming age of darkness. All the while the masturbate and LARP to their fantasies of some socialist utopia, as if that wasn't an oxymoron, and as if they'd lift finger to bring it about outside of the endless spergy postings on social media. Also you'll never guess which part of Google has the most furries and coprophiles.
Look in my eyes! Farming is not real work thats why we enslaved you all in the great Stalin years. Real work is managing mental patients and working at my dads multinational.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-01
This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-01
Since when is promotion of gangbang considered as "sexual threat"?
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1 collectijism 2019-05-01
Gangrape is actually democratically speaking fair. I mean its almost unanimous
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-05-01
The unanimity approaches 100% the more rapists there are.
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
I mean eventually you get a stan added to your name. Rapistan
1 trexmundi 2019-05-01
We can solve both the incel problem, and the foid problem in one fell swoop.
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
Time is not on the side of the foids and incels.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-01
It's over for economically left, socially centre-right (a.k.a the most based ideology) - cels
1 doyourworkyoufailure 2019-05-01
thats like the worst of both worlds 🤢
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-01
Neoliberals out Out OUT!
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-01
why do you hate the global poors
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-01
Too many of them
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-01
better poor than mayo
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-05-01
Taco Trucks on Very Corner or Bust motherfucker. We are gonna get you gringo - bet!
1 PlanetuneJeb 2019-05-01
/u/userleansbot
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
This but unironically.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-01
centrist, but not radical
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-05-01
Unironically the lowest-IQ ideology
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-01
Cope
1 hyledog 2019-05-01
What about far left economic and far right social which I think was the goal of Gaddhafi
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-05-01
Nazbol gang is pretty retarded, even if they are funny
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Nazbol is the future after ww3
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-05-01
Gaddafi was the only one to tell the truth about Israel AND Palestine
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-01
Strasserism 🤤
1 hyledog 2019-05-01
i was accidentally referring to this but meant to refer to the enlightened lessons of الكتاب الأخضر al-Kitāb al-Aḫḍar)
1 [deleted] 2019-05-01
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-01
NOOOO I didn’t get a chance to read the new one! 😫😫😫
Fucking finals and time management, should have read when it was posted.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-01
literally over for ihavealifecels
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-01
It never even started.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
OMG FINALS LOOK AT THIS YOUNG FAG STILL IN SCHOOL 😂😂😂
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-05-01
There should be a snapshot in the previous thread on this I guess, if you really care about it.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-01
Yeah, I saw in stupidpol and saved it. Apparently a 40 min read time though and that guy can barely write. Maybe over the weekend. 😴😶
1 gfour 2019-05-01
It’s wild that in 10 years or so I’ll be considered a genuine social conservative for thinking things like reparations are a dumb idea and we shouldn’t let 12 year olds cut their dicks off
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-05-01
It is absolutely a terrifying prospect to me.
1 gfour 2019-05-01
To think that zoomers are our only hope
1 GenerationZoomer 2019-05-01
it's okay guys i got this just lemme finish this round of apex quick
1 keeeeshawn 2019-05-01
Apex is for millennials dipshit
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-05-01
Apex is for genxcels who think they're milennials
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-01
washes down adderall with a refreshing tide pod
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-01
‘If there is hope,’ wrote Winston, ‘it lies in the zoomers.’
1 hobocactus 2019-05-01
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a zoomer dabbing on the human race, forever.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Then flossing at auschwitz. Epic!!
1 hebrew_nationalist 2019-05-01
Ive always dreamed about being the grandpa who makes his family uncomfortable by saying insanely fucked up shit, its cool that its gonna happen when im in my 30s
1 gfour 2019-05-01
That’s basically what we already are to the rest of reddit
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
Heavens to Betsy, you're gosh darn right 😱.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Haha. Hey the block is gonna get down this weekend for a welcome to summer bbq. Friends and family welcome. Our kids will be back home from college. They are so smart. Hey xhalt, dont forget to bring your wifey's brownies. They are a treat!!!
-Trent
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
That one's put me on a diet, she wants me to live forever !
Has her own little calorie book on the fridge, her heads buried in it all day ! Hehe.
I'll tell her y'all been hankering for them and she'll oblige.
See ya there Trent !
2 Pinksister 2019-05-01
They DO always say "hehe." it sounds so creepy in my head.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Not boomer name signing off!?! 🤬🤬🤬
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
😥
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
God that peak ! A space away. Ive been out boomered. If i could id start each sentence with two spaces.
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
😎
1 hyledog 2019-05-01
ive been working to bring back saying “retard” irl after I noticed a lull in its usage around 2014
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-05-01
That is saying fucked up shit and being a grandpa in ur 30s
1 CuckTatumCNN 2019-05-01
But only if you're rich.
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-05-01
I have a little hope that the pendulum will swing back once the general public gets sufficiently pissed off about where society is heading. Plus, call-out culture is inherently self-destructive; leftists are just as likely to use it against their own as to use it as a bludgeon against centrists or conservatives.
1 gfour 2019-05-01
Maybe on some things (trans trend will die down a bit for example) but generally people are very reluctant to give up “freedoms” which is what liberal social policies are all about granting.
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-05-01
Not anymore. Maybe a decade or more ago, that would be true. Now it’s all about forced compliance, which to me is the opposite of freedom.
1 gfour 2019-05-01
They’re really about letting in-group women and minorities do whatever they want and forcing compliance from the out-groups
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-05-01
And when "liberal social policies" genuinely do grant people freedoms, that's a good thing, and it shouldn't be given up.
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-05-01
The pendulum HAS swung, remember its just 8% of radicals pushing the same dumb shit.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-01
40 > 8
1 gfour 2019-05-01
It’s not tho, reparations are becoming part of the D platform
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-05-01
Its just the same retarded 8% of radicals that keep pushing this shit, you are fucking normal and almost everyone else is fucking tired of this shit. Don't buy into the narrative that common fucking sense is a rare commodity, it's just rare among shit heads.
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1 UpbeatGuarantee 2019-05-01
when you think about it, it's kind of messed up to hope that someone's life never gets any better than today
1 retarded4bustin 2019-05-01
Yes but it can seem that way since these people have a strong mainstream media/social media presence. I think it's gonna be fine because these radicals keep canceling each other and eventually corps and the public will start to realize that the loud minority doesn't represent the general population.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
I was a centrist democrat 15 years ago
Now those same views are almost alt right tier lmao
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-05-01
You don’t need to wait 10 years for the stupidity to set in - this is rightoid nonsense right here in 2019.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-05-01
I've embraced it. If they're gonna call me a social conservative, then that's what I'll be.
You could say I've ridden the tiger 😏
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-05-01
😂😂
1 rnjbond 2019-05-01
It's already happening. Look at the uproar when Friends was made available on Netflix UK
1 Cbohdgodigdgidig 2019-05-01
spend some time offline nerd
1 gfour 2019-05-01
Everyone uses the internet now, the opinions you see online reflect real peoples opinions
1 throwaway993dhdj 2019-05-01
u/collectijism
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
Look man when we use corporations to enact communism that doesn't mean its fascism. Yes it fits a literal definition of the word. But that doesn't stop me from calling all of you nazis. Ok? Also i will be putting my work on a new medium. And no i don't mean writing it in my own feces from a mental institution.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-01
tell me more
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
We are the progressives. We do things that have never been done before because if we did that would make us regressive or reactionary. We have infiltrated the most powerful corporations and governments on earth. Google and other tech giants aligned with the state will be our vehicle to power. Thru oppression of opposition by any means necessary we will deperson the apostles and strike fear into the conformists. Its with us or against us. We will take this new alliance to its pinnacle of authoritarian oppression and then dismantle it all and we will live in a one almond colored racial neo binary future where money is gone and we all eat fruit genetically modified to cause mass orgies.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-01
do you have some kind of newsletter or periodical i can subscribe to?
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
No thats capitalism
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-01
how about a suspiciously professional-looking not-for-profit e-zine with a photograph of a suspiciously spot-on mix of diverse minorities and exactly one white guy on the front of it?
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
*calls soros jr
1 trexmundi 2019-05-01
I would laugh at this except I am aware of far too many brain damaged trannies at Google and Facebook who are hammering out the chains that will bind humanity in the coming age of darkness. All the while the masturbate and LARP to their fantasies of some socialist utopia, as if that wasn't an oxymoron, and as if they'd lift finger to bring it about outside of the endless spergy postings on social media. Also you'll never guess which part of Google has the most furries and coprophiles.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-01
which part?
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Lmao you are peak dunning kruger. Nice.
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
post hog
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-01
Although im a rural christian and conservative land owner, i do not have a hog to post. My neighbor Joe does tho. He has chickens too!
1 collectijism 2019-05-01
Look in my eyes! Farming is not real work thats why we enslaved you all in the great Stalin years. Real work is managing mental patients and working at my dads multinational.
1 trexmundi 2019-05-01
sure