jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

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Mass chewing prevented

I like this one.

"...when I go to bed… you’re not here. You’re gone forever and there’s no coming back.”

👧🏻💘🐕

White girls fuck dogs.

SAY IT LOUDER 👏👏👏

I hate pibbles as much as the next guy, but this was a French bulldog. And look at the damage this thing did . The dog got scared and barely touched the kid. Fuck this dude.

As if that's the real story. That French bulldog fucked his wife better than he ever could.

This isn’t Whitney Wisconsin. Very similar garbage, but two different trash cans.

She's a white foid, though. At the very least she's masturbated over the idea.

It's literally all we can get off to anymore.

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based and dogpilled

😂

if that dog was any bigger I could see why you got so many upvotes...

but French Bulldogs are smaller and weaker than a fucking cat

Bulldogs are the Down syndrome cousins of pit bulls

I though bulldogs were generally less game and more peaceful then velvet hippos, due to the lack of terrier.

English and French bulldogs are pretty chill.

My brother has a English bulldog and hes just ugly cute big fat drool machine.

velvet hippos

😂😂😂

/u/gracelanr thinks that pibbles were brought up to be nanny dogs.

Yes, my mistake. Bet you've never repeated something you've heard before!! Thanks for putting me on blast to an unrelated post internet asshole :)

This is a post about Mr.pibble, I was using you to show that people still believe that they are nanny dogs to make a point.

Didn't mean to put you on blast.

Then I apologize then! Intentions are rarely clear over the text. But as I am an example of, yes...indeed people do believe

Fuck this dude

But would he consent? 🤔

Dang these poor dogs are so harmless compared to actual pitbulls. The guy who shot the dog deserves to be mauled to shit by an actual pitbull.

what the fuck is the difference between a french bulldog and a pug?

French Bulldog

Pug

Based and pugpilled

French Bulldog's eyes don't fall out every other day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

Imagine not capitalizing on a chance to kill shitbulls.

Imagine killing this little dude

No wonder dude looks like a fucking serial killer

Imagine being this intimidated by facial hair

French bulldog

pibble adjacent and french, it was justified

Doesn't matter. A dog shows aggression towards a child I'll kill it too.

We should take the same stance with weebs.

Not sure if weebs or dog people downdooted you but lol

I was about to make fun of all the pearl clutching pussies on twitter, since shooting a dog is probably the absolute most humane, quick & painless way to kill it, but I assumed it was a pibble. A fucking french bulldog can't hurt anyone. They can't even breathe outdoors if it's hotter than 85 degrees. They literally can't even fuck.

That isn't a pibble its a inbred 20 pound bulldog lol.

Well, the inbreeding is part of the problem. In the UK there's a serious concern about vicious Frenchies from puppy farms in Ireland with traumatic upbringings and inbred pedigrees, lol https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/beware-french-bulldogs-with-puppy-eyes-q0s0s68hp

implying all dogs aren't intrinsically parasites on modern human life.

Wow, dog-whistle much?

Yeah inbred hick kills inbred dog is way better than pibble memes

it's actually the 2 year olds fault

KJar is not a SIR

Canadian mom who is so cute off Trump's bullshit.

LMAO

Every mayo foid over 40 does

I have a 10 month old and he knows easy already around the dogs. And even if he didn't know its MY JOB to take him out of a potentially dangerous situation with any animal.

Isn't that exactly what the dad did though? Killing the pibble takes away the danger

Except that it wasn't a pit bull, it was a French bulldog.

killed the French bulldog

This is what we're talking about. I don't like the Pibble Defense Force but come the fuck on, that looks nothing remotely like a pit. Which just makes this whole story even fucking weirder.

Although, google turned up this:

Yet a study by academics at the Royal Veterinary College has found that a growing number of the dogs are dangerously aggressive, probably as a consequence of their traumatic infancy on puppy farms in Ireland and eastern Europe.

Huh. It's hard to imagine a Frenchie doing any real damage even if it wanted to (think of the Pibble nutter's "muh chihuahua aggression!" excuse), but if it were an abnormally large Frenchie going after a baby, then it could make sense.

I used to think /r/dogfree was pathetic but in the last 12 months I've almost done a complete 180. I love my dog, but dog culture has gotten so fucking excessive that I now reflexively mistrust all strange dogs until they earn my trust. Your dog is not your fucking child, and even if it were, you still shouldn't treat it like a child, because most people are shit at disciplining their children too.

Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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A pit bull can bite down at like 230 pounds of force. Not sure about frenchies.

A pit bull can bite down at like 230 pounds of force.

Pit bulls fuckin rock!

Baste and pibbled

I use mine as a can opener.

Good use of a tool

Who the fuck knows. Frenchies are just the shambles together pieces of flesh from humans playing god. To be bred effectively every male needs to basically be cucked and get a handjob from a breeder under anesthesia.

For all we know it was going to die from the physical trauma of breathing another minute after working up a sweat bitting the child.

To be bred effectively every male needs to basically be cucked and get a handjob from a breeder under anesthesia.

And yet when Robert Kraft has this procedure, it's a "crime."

There was a story recently where a huskey ripped of a toddlers arm through a fence and ate it. In the comments of these news stories were people blaming the fucking toddler (he was playing in his yard), the dad of the toddler, etc. The report that said the husky might be put down was full of people crying and saying it just needs to be sent to a rescue or someshit. Literally saying a dogs life is just as important/moreso than a fucking kids.

Kill the beast

I blame the fence.

I started carrying a blade for protection against loose dogs. So many rslurs don't leash their dogs. If a dog comes after me or a kid, it's Colombian tie time for the mutt

Why not pepper spray? If you're close enough to stab, the dog is close enough to bite you.

I guess it also acts like a tool

Yeah, pepper spray is especially great because it turns the dog's own superior sense of smell against it.

I started carrying a blade for protection against loose dogs.

Okay Dahmer

Just shoot it you cuck.

Ewww guns

I'm going to use that sub the next time my neighbors dog wont stop barking

Wow, this guy really fucked up. He had an opportunity to bring the older girl out with him to give her the chance to shoot the dog herself. No wonder she locked herself in her room the rest of the night.

Yes but she’s two, the parents are not teaching her how to behave around animals and that’s what’s truly sad

yikes

Life fuel for infantcels.

Literally who are these people?

You lied to us

Don't normally read pop culture but that article was a doozy.

Guys obviously a psychopathic fentanyl enthusiast planning his mass-murder-suicide.

Pit bulls aren't really that dangerous