Chinese family bribed millions to get their daughter into Stanford but what about the punishing the mayo contact though? You people have the priorities all wrong. Focus on the mayo here, please!

100  2019-05-02 by HardIsLife

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Fuck rich people in general tbh. Middle class Chinese students are pretty great people, its the spoiled rich ones that give them a bad name.

I think that's rich people in general

Yea pretty much. I don't think the Chinese upper class are special in that regard.

They cheat no matter the income level

CHINA NUMBAH ONE

you mom die

Yea and other ethnicities don't cheat ever right?

Don't you hit me with your whataboutisms

I'm countering your implication that cheating is unique to them, its not whataboutism lol

As others have said, the culture kind of breeds cheating more so than others.

Obviously other people cheat, but not culturally.

As others have said, the culture kind of breeds cheating more so than others.

Source? Did you conduct or consult a study of the world's major cultures and conclude that "chinese culture" (what an oversimplification lol) is the sole reason for the chinese people allegedly cheating more than others over all? I haven't even seen proof for the latter statement, let alone the former.

Obviously other people cheat, but not culturally.

What the fuck does this even mean lol

Jesus I’m sorry you’re Asian

I'm not even Chinese or East Asian, I just think you're retarded

Do you think cheating is a criminal offense in China because it’s not a common enough occurrence to warrant legislation or...?

I think i want you to be my bf

You're countering it by saying other people do it too. Try again sweaty.

Obviously other people do it and that doesn't make it a good thing. I'm countering your claim that its unique, which it clearly isn't unless you can provide evidence to the contrary. I never tried to deny that chinese students do in fact cheat, or that its okay because others do it too.

Where did I say it was unique? It's over for illiteratecels

I'm countering your implication

it really is

Except you said claim, not implication. Surely you can read your own comment? 😥😪🙄

You claimed something by implying it. God why do I argue with dramatards

This is sticky abuse reeeee

What good is being a mod if you can't sticky your takes?

I knew two rich chinese kids at my collegr like 7 years ago

Theyd spit a lot and smoke a lot. Pretty gross. Had a cool car. I want to say it was a nissan gtr or something. Only talked to them a few times.

Thinking PRC dogs are good people

Even an Arab fuck like you should know better

He hasn't been Xinjiangpilled yet.

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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Rich Chinese students should be barred from coming to North America. Those dumb fucks always walk so slow in hallways. Day of the rejected VISA when?

Not soon enough

All the rich ones are super-retarded. The poorer ones who come in by their own merit are smarter and I respect them way more. Still, the rich ones do pass down their clothes to you if you know them, so that's a plus.

Implying anyone on this subreddit wears the same size as your typical Chinese male.

I ordered some shirts off of AliExpress and went with 3XL and they're still too short.

Had the same problem and then I discovered the tall section. I went from 2XL to XL tall.

Implying this sub isn’t filled with emaciated manlets and ftm trannies

And they smoke too much.

They also all cheat once they are in college.

God LLMs in law school are the fucking worst. Back in the dark ages, when I was still in, the cheating was so rampant that the LLMs has to be segregated and the school asked for volunteers to sit and observe them. When no one stepped up they hired a bunch of undergrads at minimum wage to observe them. This is in addition to the exam monitor the school already had. One guy tried to walk in, computer in hand (strictly no-no), and offered his babysitter a roll of hundreds.

I'm on a LLM programme in the U.K. at the moment with loads of Chinese students and they're all extremely hard working from my perspective. Most of the money spend all day in the library. They all have shit spoken English but above average written English.

They ruined Canada goose. The quality is suffering now

Same with foids and northface jackets

Canada goose tight jeans and timber boots in my memory

One guy tried to walk in, computer in hand (strictly no-no), and offered his babysitter a roll of hundreds.

Your law school made LLMs write exams by hand? That's bonkers. Law school exam answers can run to 20+ pages (typed).

Apparently the year prior my 1L some LLMs were caught cheating on closed book exams and copying info from hidden notes into the computer.

Logical solution? Ban the computers! The LLMs were on the same curve as one another and not intermingled with the other classes so I’m guessing admin figured “fuckit.”

It was hilarious to waltz into a test and have my computer and see the dejected, envious, plebs.

Re length: yeppers. At least 20. My ConLaw final was just under 40 on the worlds worst issue spotter of all time.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a little salty about having to handwrite the essays on the bar exam. It's hard enough having to care about secured interests to begin with, but to have to do so in pencil? Barbaric.

My ConLaw final was just under 40

Jesus Christ, get it together man. People have to grade that shit. There's a reason there are word limits on briefs.

I was probably middle of the pack on that on. I went afterwards for the sit down and go over some points. Prof had a stack of finals in varying thicknesses.

To he with the best wpm go the victory

Do they really? In general I don't pay attention to really any other students in my programs so I've never noticed this

In my matlab class after our first coding assignment the professor put up a slide that showed 30 students all submitted the verbatim exact code.

Not only do they cheat, they are too dumb to even change it up a little.

Word, it is a joke in the Computer Science department where I go to school, they get caught multiple times and Jack shit happens. Anyone else gets caught, auto fail and possible expulsion.

They also abruptly stop in doorways after lectures end.

It should be legal to stab them. There was a story about rich Chinese foreign kid who kidnapped in Toronto, and I was praying he would be killed in captivity. Unfortunately, he survived.

Easy there, I don't want to to lose MikeStoklasaBackup like you did mikestoklasaalcohol.

Thanks for caring.

Most are starting to go to Canada now so not Burger’s problem. A lot of them are afraid of America from the stories they hear.

I know. I went to school in Canada.

🇨🇦 Cope. 🇨🇦

Day of the Rake when???

Day of the Rake when???

A lot of them are afraid of America from the stories they hear.

Bless our Orange Man.

Guns, rednecks, and basketball Americans, from what I hear.

Glad to be of service 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Honestly I’ve never heard the guns one. The other two, yeh.

I know a fair number. Basketball Americans are a big reason cited, along with generic ‘American violence’. A couple years ago a couple of Chinese were shot to death near the USC campus. That made the news in China.

The propaganda machine spins up any Chinese death on US soil, even if it’s an American-Chinese. Like the doctor who was murdered and her body stuff between the walls. Holy fuck my wife had in-laws calling and screaming for her to just migrate back to China. They were convinced the US just lets Chinese get murdered left and right. Which was fucking rich from the country of live organ harvesting.

And then the Sacramento rapper who rapped about robbing Asians because they keep cash under the mattress. Which led to a spike in Asians getting robbed/home invaded.

Wtf I black people now

There are a ton in my schools CompSci program, in the USA

Yeah it’s still a thing for sure, but apparently it’s becoming more: “well if my kid can’t get into Ivy League or top whatever then they will go to Canada. I have property there and it’s much safer”.

My school is mid tier so it gets the rejects from Canada and higher tier schools, which makes it all the worse.

I fucking hate international students. I'm in upper level engineering courses and they take up over 60% of the class, doing nothing but looking at WeChat on their phone or talking loudly to eachother in Chinese.

God forbid you get assigned a group project with them, I've continually amazed at the depth of retardation they can descend to (such as not knowing how to fill down an equation in excel). I've spent many a night at 3am rewriting their parts of the group assignments into legible English because it's blatantly obvious they've wrote it in Chinese and wacked it into Google translate - that's assuming they just didn't copy-paste it from the internet.

Eh, the Chinese kids I worked with were quiet but smart. Probably because I didn't go to one of the prestigious Ivy League schools. I really wish Chinese international students weren't so embarrassed about their English. It would help them develop their English skills as well as dispel a lot of stereotypes and frustrations.

I’ve had a couple come through the office as interns/general legal support. We just take them out for drinks and try to socialize them. They get super chatty once they figure out no one cares about their English skills, we’ll struggle through.

Plus we have the gweilou practice their shitty Mandarin so good times are had by all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Red pill me on gweilou

White people 🤷🏻‍♀️ in my office, white people trying to stumble through Chinese, sometimes while chasing a hot piece of ass.

My wife says I don’t qualify as one because I don’t bother playing the “im adopting your culture!!” crap.

Otherwise, dunno, how you want that pill? Usually it’s race fetishists who eventually stumble into another race fetishist (a lot of Asian women want white guys 🤷🏻‍♀️). Then they have little white babies and aznidentity bounces off the walls.

You haven’t seen anything until you have a discussion section with an international Chinese TA and international Chinese students. The students will ask the TA questions in Chinese, and he/she will just abandon English and respond likewise, leaving the rest of the class with no idea what’s going on.

Been there. Fucking irritating, especially when I am paying 2000 bucks to take the class.

Group projects are the fucking worst with international students. It is like look I know English isn't your first language and some coding concepts can be hard to grasp, but at least put forth an effort.

Jesus this post has triggered me lmao.

Bullshit. I took a rando class with some Muslim princes and it was fantastic. They bought me my first beer.

Those guys are actually really fucking cool. I've never met a rich kid more willing to spread his wealth to us poors.

They were by far the worst residents when I worked as a RA. Treated me like their butler and got mad when I said it wasn't my responsibility to vacuum their room or take out their trash. They're called the Little Emperor generation for a reason.

Plus they get together and smoke in packs of like 20 on my University Campus, which is non smoking. It is fucking gross (I am saying this as a smoker), huge cloud of smoke and cigarette butts everywhere.

You can tell they're from Rich and China because they all dress the same, surpreme clothing and Canada Goose jackets, every single one.

Funny thing is a group of 15 my databases class got caught cheating (they all turned in the same code) for the second time, but they get to stay in the class? Lol

I have no problem with international students, just to be clear.

If that was me or anyone else our asses would have been expelled.

Most do work hard to get into these schools

Then why are they always cheating?

They worked hard to pay a company to cheat for them. It’s really taxing.

Its' really hard to get away with cheating!

One wrong move and your family's social credit score takes a nosedive.

Then why are they always cheating?

I've been told its actually expected in China. Something to do with a long history of service exams going back to imperial times.

Yeah fuck mayonnaise

Use it as a lube

as much as I like shitting on the ricels, there's literally only five posts in that thread and zero(0) drama.

did one of them reject your advances again or what's up hardy?

I usually post in advance before the real drama begins 😎

wake me up when it begun

Wake me up when September ends

You think it’s gonna take that long for the drama to begin

Future drama? My god, this is like Drama Minority Report.

Does this make you Tom Cruise or the Alien in the tub of water? Because I'll fuck you either way.

This is an outlier though, most chinese students have to work hard to get into these schools. Altought I find it pretty dumb to even want to get into one of these "ivy league" schools. To me its just a status symbol like when wanna be rich people buy gucci to "flex". You can get the same education at a smaller college or even through online courses.

cope

or even through online courses

Lol

So much cope

well yea it is a status symbol but that’s because it signals high status, what’s wrong with that

He's right you know, I would be learning the same Native American Law on Udemy as I would during a lecture at Harvard.

It seems at every college in every corner of the country all Chinese students are all the same. Smoking excessive amounts of cigs while wearing their Canada Goose jackets while walking to slowly to their Maserati’s so they can cruise to the other side of campus. All while speaking Chinese to each other and broken English in class, yet somehow still pass English class.

u/Hardislife Why you obsessed with ricecels 😎

She is one.

Hot tbh

Hot

She's a foids for Christ's sake 🤢🤢

So the Chinese care about their daughters? When did that happen?

That's what I'm wondering. Didn't they used to throw them out after birth if they weren't boys?

hahaha I like the implication that chinks with $10m to spend getting their kids into university are somehow babes in the woods, simply didn’t understand how university admissions worked and were were preyed upon by the WHITE MAN

🐼🐼🐼⛩⛩⛩

Ban that sub for antisemitism

College admissions scandal: Chinese family was by far the highest payer at $6.5 million for Stanford admission.

SMH why the Chinese gotta pay more for bribes too. Fucking racist Mayos