Call me a manchild, repost the picture of me, tell me to commit suicide

Get out of my head

Looking at the picture he reminds me of the pokemon jinx

What did Pokemon mean by this image?

Nips are racist af

we wuz pokemon

Get out of my head and enter my tight bussy 😩🍆💦💦

repost the picture of me

I gotchu fam.

Scares me every time 😨

that link

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Do you suffer from mental illness?

It never began for WLMcels

You Don’t Even Live Once

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WLM

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You ever thought of watching a movie with depth that doesn’t just flash pretty colors at you to overload your already dopamine riddled brain?

Will that fill your quota on watching good movies for 2019?

Do you think that Scorsese makes art films? Lmao

This but unironically.

Imagine seeing movies by Tarkovsky, Bergman, Haneke and Bela Tarr and then claiming The Departed and The wolf of Wall Street are also in the same league 🤮🤮🤮🤮

based and godard-pilled

Tarkovsky, Bergman, Haneke and Bela Tarr

yeah none of these retards had the courage to start a movie with dwarf throwing contest

I see your dwarf throwing contest and raise you a full scale midget riot

The Departed was legitimately bad. He was able to get great performances from a bunch of A-listers and somehow Marky Mark to hide the fact that his script was garbage.

I wish he had given you his hot take

You should watch La Haine if you haven’t.

If you like it make a lawlzpost about it?

There is no fucking way Lawlz is watching a black and white French film.

I think you underestimate lawlz

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood looks good.

I want to be cynical and say it looks like shit but I can't. Those Pokemon look fucking rad. Did you see that Charizard? Even Magipark looks good. As repetitive as so many blockbusters are, I can't give up a chance to watch Pokemon battles with cutting edge CGI. I remember there was a game on the Wii that you could link your DS with that basically just gave your Pokemon battles a graphics upgrade. This will be like that times a hundred.

lol imagine caring about anything, let alone this

Lawlz as long as you're happy, I'm happy. I was thinking about watching some horror comedy this weekend, been awhile since I saw a good one.

Deathgasm.

Wow buddy you know me real well.

I feel like this is an insult but I'm too stupid to figure it out.

No way man, I love heavy metal. That's a good choice of movie.

Oh, okay then - def watch that one 🙇‍♀️

Slither is one of my favorites. Jack frost is a good xmas one as well.

Thanks man appreciate it.

bruh

Omg

I walk by the same overpass on my walk to work every day and think about chucking myself into the traffic 40 feet below. I NEED this.

Who gives a shit

Speaking of Detective Pikachu they just released a new poster

I never doubted you

I can’t wait to see this in theaters during a movie date.

>I haven't touched the games in a really long time.

>Have you seen Luxray? He's a black lion with lightning powers. I remember raising one from just a tiny Shinx and training him to be that badass lion.

Anyone who truly hasn't played Pokemon in "a really long time" would have no fuckin clue wtf this is. You're fooling nobody you autistic manchild.

Aren't you in your late 20s or something?

Which means you were likely playing this shit in high school. You were that nerdy little faggot always walking around everywhere with a Nintendo DS in hand.

I have the sudden urge to shove your ass into a locker rn ngl

Omfg wtf am I doing with my life

Honestly at this point I’m not even confident which of us is more retarded.

Do you still live with your parents?

Wait are we the same age? That really boosts my self esteem. From your pic i thought you were in your 30s and just assumed i would eventually degenerate into something like you.

I feel like you’re lying now.

He's not. Don't ask how I know.

So you banged underage bussy?

I said not to ask. 😡

how do you know?

Imagine not knowing how old Lawlz is. You're a disgrace.

We all know you’re just going for the kids.

When you rope can you livestream it for us pls?

He needs to go out with a bang

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zozzle

Good thread confirmed.

I'm unironically excited to take my 7 year old daughter.

I'm unironically excited to take my 7 year old daughter.

ewww

Thanks for quoting, I wouldn't know which part you are replying to otherwise.

the thought that an /r/drama person has had sex and is responsible for a child bears repeating, if only to capture the appropriate amount of disgust

What's the opposite of mayocide?

Maybe you’ll run into Lawlz 😀

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Lmao imagine being such a gussy that your form of brave protesting is telling drama you're watching pikashit 🤣🤣🤣

I am 100% watching it too, but I am an actual faggot so make of that what you will

Good for you, Lawlz. You're an example to us all.

MasterLawlz is kinda hot, I want to juice on his curly hair.

The air is so thick with autism, you can cut it with safety scissors.

I don't like pokemon but it looks like it'd make fans either mad or rabid so I'll give it money.

i would rather see sonic than watch masterlawlz keep stickying things

Honestly I would rather see Chris Chan’s Sonichu cover of the sonic movie then the actual movie tbh

Pretty sure we could make a drama movie date of that. I think we'd all watch it.

soy

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lmao at the last one

Old Z(hcyid9)yklon Ben

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Real question is if he got asked to leave the theatre after pulling a Paul Reubens

based and (i cannot stress this enough) pika-pilled

I haven't touched the games in a really long time.

Massive (X) to doubt

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good on you for enjoying what you like and not bowing to social pressure but still p gay dude

As a fellow turbo-autist pokemon fan I'm gonna be real, I really do not like how the Pokemon look. Pikachu's fur just looks wrong to me.

I left two shinx in the daycare in pokemon platinum and ended up with about 3 full boxes of shinx. It was a simpler time

Lemme get uhhhhh

zhcyiD9

And a 2 liter coke

kill yourself manchild

Is Misty in it?

You're just saying that cause it looks good compared to sonic.

You know what? I’m gonna google detective pikachu porn.

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stay mad permavirgins

Call me a manchild, repost the picture of me, tell me to commit suicide

We would do that even if you didn't watch it.

BRAVE

How's the weight loss going, ML?

Let's get ready for the live action Pokémon Cinematic Universe.

I honestly can't tell I care. As long as it fits your gusto.

Looks pretty fun.

if you dont shut the fuck up i'll post your facebook account.

Absolutely Haram.