r/politics is sure they will get Blumpf this time

205  2019-05-03 by wazzupnerds

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This, but unironically.

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The only thing worse than a /r/politics poster is an agenda poster

Not a bad statement

There’s a difference?

I was going to make some snarky comment about the horseshoe theory, but in all honesty the Venn diagram of r/politics posters & agenda posters is a circle.

Rondel Glimp BTFO

Jfc its like everyday with those guys. We get it, you wanna impeach the guy.

they all crazy as hayyell up in there

Going to be harder now that the nyt revealed fbi infiltrated qgents into his campaign for lulz

Link?

The F.B.I. received the information from the Australian government on July 26, 2016, the special counsel’s report said, and the bureau code-named its investigation Crossfire Hurricane.

The investigation into Trump-Russia connections is literally named after a JoJo reference. What is this timeline?

Papadopoulos was baffled. “There is no way this is a Cambridge professor’s research assistant,” he recalled thinking, according to his book. In recent weeks, he has said in tweets that he believes Ms. Turk may have been working for Turkish intelligence but provided no evidence

Goddamn, what an absolute braincel!

I'm not American, so I'm pretty divorced from it all... but I can't help thinking it must be pretty fucking tiring to hear and read shit like that all day, every day. It's absolutely delusional. If it was an individual and not a mass of people, it would be diagnosed as paranoid shizophrenia.

Honestly, I wanna get him out of office asap. Trump's actually retarded. But I'm so tried of hearing "we got drumpf this time!!"

The scary thing is that the lack of evidence lends him credit. It's like the boy (or foid) that kept crying wolf.

it isn't scary if you've already accepted the fact that white people were always going to make sure Trump got two terms.

Mayocide when?

Start reminding the military that Trump can be buried in Arlington. That seems to piss people off.

I hope I live to see Trump being buried in Arlington with full military honours and a golden Tombstone.

Trump has done more for America than some dopefiend hillbillys hanging out in Vietnam. FACT.

hashtagWWG1WWGWMAGA1 🙏

Curious how to see this comment would fare if you posted it in /r/politics.

Preferably ass up

I hope Gustav Gerneth lives to see Trump buried in Arlington with full military honors

Lol clever

I hope I live to see Trump being buried

I mean, how old are you? He's a septuagenarian he's gonna be dead fairly soon.

Has there ever been a conservative post on r/politics?

Yeah they were pro bernie who is far right and post things from communists who are center right.

The closest thing we get to leftist problems is /r/spacedicks and /r/fifthdimensionproblems

Mao Zedong was the most true radical centrist of all time

sure in the new

When /r/politics was in full Bernie meltdown mode you'd see a lot of conservative critique of HRC upvoted. That's as close as you'd get.

Best part about that is the user who writes fan fiction about Trump killing McConnell’s dog.

Ok hear me out, two words.

Richard Nixon.

God I miss Tricky Dick.

Or Andrew Jackson the man who straight up ignored the Supreme Court

Which he should be looked up to for doing

A lot of rightoids adore that man.

I remember the CA mod quoting him along with some spaceshit. 😐

All true Radical Centrists adore Tricky Dick.

All true Radical Centrists adore Kissinger.

I thought the same thing, and it was entirely proven that Nixon did something wrong. Trump may be sketchy, but I’m going to go ahead and say the “damning evidence” r/politics believes exists is not in fact real

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Thank you for the input on this issue Sir Zozalot!

O7

Also Ronald Regan, only reason why his ass wasn't smoked in Iran–Contra affair becouse Oliver North took a fall.

r/politics is sure they will get Blumpf this time

It's their subreddit slogan, should be at the top of their sidebar. Might as well restrict posts to being only about how Trump will be impeached, or anything related to impeaching him.

commondreams

Oh lawd

a few years ago it was a satire website too....

With headlines like that it still is

Commondreams is to Arts Degree students what Fox News is to truck drivers.

Isn't common dreams just another version of Breitbart? I swear all these partisan media outlets sound like websites that sell mlm products.

Well you're already wrong because I'm not a 25 year old living in a basement.

I'm a gun owner, I live in a condo I own at a resort in Wyoming, I've got zero debt, I have investments, I have a pilot's license, and I spend most of my days in National Parks.

I don't fit into your convenient little box. I probably have more in common with you than not. But I'm willing to address the corruption in this administration, unlike you who would rather strawman the argument than actually address anything.

I'm not sure if you gilded yourself but the fact that a strawman argument is gilded at all should tell anyone everything they need to know about who is playing a fair game.

I'm a gun owner, I live in a condo I own at a resort in Wyoming, I've got zero debt, I have investments, I have a pilot's license, and I spend most of my days in National Parks.

If you had that kind of lifestyle, would you be on Reddit?

Probably because he lives in Wyoming and doesn't have any interest in meth or bestiality. Gotta pass the time somehow.

Move that bus!

/u/shitpersonality this totally clears the president!

hi bby

That sub is just sad at this point. What kind of person even visits it?

Man children

r/politics is Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races.

Common Dreams indeed.

Drumf is finally thru

Imagine trying to impeach a president "like they did to Nixon" by starting to spy on his campaign by the sitting president before the election.

Fuck the Republicans. Fuck the South. Fuck the flyover states. Fuck a third of Maine. 2/3rds Nebraska. Fuck Alaska. Fuck the coal miners. Fuck the scared old people. Fuck 60% of white people. Fuck the non-voters. Fuck the electoral system that produces minority elected presidents. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the Federalist Society. Fuck the Heritage Foundation. Fuck Reagan's rotting corpse. Fuck Newt Gingrich who solidified this bull shit. Fuck Nixon for everything. Fuck Goldwater. Fuck Roger Ailes and Fox News. Fuck the rich assholes who fund all this. Fuck Evangelical Christians. Fuck pro-life Catholics. Fuck 3rd generation immigrants who vote for anti-immigration policies without a hint of irony. Fuck the Mormons. Fuck turtle man. Fuck his corrupt-ass wife. Fuck everyone who will be on the wrong side of history. Fuck the two illegitimate supreme court members now. Fuck the other 3 asshats on their too. Fuck Pence. Fuck the Kochs.

Vote with the intensity and anger one brings into war. Take every opportunity to make these assholes scared.

Which Spike Lee movie was this from? I am seriously drawing a blank