[IRL Drama] It finally happened! Someone accused me of being a Nazi because of one of my tattoos
143 2019-05-07 by Oh_hamburgers_
So today was the first day that it was nice enough outside to go for a run and after being stuck on a treadmill all winter I was looking forward to it. I headed down to the school track near me and started the run. After a few laps I noticed a few women giving me dirty looks as I passed them. At first I just shrugged it off but then I noticed them actually pointing at me and when I passed them this time one of the women flagged me down.
"Do you really think it's appropriate to have that tattoo exposed in public?" She asked.
"What, this?" I said gesturing to my shoulder.
"Yes, it's a hate symbol" she said.
I took a moment to compose myself and also to remind myself I'm not online so I couldn't tell her to just flat out fuck off.
"This isn't a hate symbol, it's a Celtic shield", I said, chewing back adding a "you cunt" at the end of that sentence.
"No, it's an iron cross and that's a Nazi symbol" this bitch replied.
After a minute or so more of trying to convince her it wasn't an iron cross I just popped my headphones on and took off running again. The next lap she flagged me down again.
"I'm going to call the police if you don't leave, there are kids here and they shouldn't be exposed to that" she said, her friends nodding along. So at this point I just decided to drop the niceties.
"What the fuck are you going to tell the cops? That the 4th reich is rising up on a fucking running track? They'll laugh in your face."
She turned back to her friends and they were mumbling to each other for a few seconds then finally she turned back and said "We'll let you go this time but don't come back, especially when there are kids here. If you do come back, make sure to cover up your Nazi tattoo". The nerve of this bitch.
I wish I had said something clever but I just blurted out "go fuck yourself lady" and went back to running. I don't know if they were scared of me or just done walking around the track at 3mph while pretending it was exercise but they left pretty soon after that.
Finished my run, came home, and now I'm telling you people about it. Here's the tattoo in question. Warning: mayo inside. Ignore the sloppy bathroom.
116 comments
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1 eva_remastered 2019-05-07
yeah the swirly design inside does make it visually distinct from the iron cross, shoulda told the bitch to google it
anyways I personally hope this keeps happening to people
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-05-07
Yeah it's just a same-sided celtic cross which has been used by several neonazi movements, some of them being terrorists. OP got a nazi tattoo, either because he's a nazi or because he's retarded.
1 SuperBeast4722 2019-05-07
/r/everythingisnazi
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-05-07
"I got the ISIS flag tattooed and people keep calling me a jihadist, fucking libtards right"
1 SuperBeast4722 2019-05-07
They have no proof that I'm a threat. Other than I was in ISIS.
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-07
fuckin lol k retard
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-07
t.nazi-incel
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-07
Tattoos are tools for witches. We could use some more witch trials.
1 WarSanchez 2019-05-07
I always wanted a witch wife, guess it will never be...
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-05-07
I reckon Chapos are actually Witches because only magic could bring about their fantasy world
1 5T48J6ff 2019-05-07
Maybe they called you a nazi because youre an actual nazi
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Could be I guess
1 BussyIsBetter 2019-05-07
The first step is acknowledging the possibility. Now post bussy
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-07
This but unironically. 🤤
1 averageDramator 2019-05-07
you should've told them that all white people are inherently racist. it's fantastic bait because this is what SJWs actually believe.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-05-07
Accept Malcolm X into your heart as your Lord and Savior
1 shallowm 2019-05-07
aakak
1 MGTOWWOM 2019-05-07
Did
your tattoo artistthe person who put that on your body have Parkinson's?1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Nah it looks odd because my arm is turned in a funny direction, though one of the loops is admittedly a bit off.
1 SquidPies 2019-05-07
Cope
1 hebrew_nationalist 2019-05-07
Sharpie a swastika on your other bicep and go back tomorrow
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-05-07
Yes and tell the foid you follow Hinduism and it means good luck or well being, then do a lap goosestepping
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-07
Based and Jainpilled
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-05-07
You're a ginger potato-not-eater?
It never began for you, my friend.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Red beard, brown hair. Literal mutant status.
1 longfacepug 2019-05-07
Same here, least we’re not full gingers.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-07
Whoa me too. Ginger pubes as well tho.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-07
Oof
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-07
bienvenida a casa, Goblina. Estas seguro aquí.
1 IsNotAzizAnsari 2019-05-07
Your beard will turn black if you attend the Hajj brother.
1 Jetstream-Sam 2019-05-07
My cousin says he's this, but he's just in denial that he's not ginger all the time, and just calls his hair "light brown"
Better than my goddamm half white beard though, what the fuck. I looked like gandalf when I was 16
1 Wolkenfresser 2019-05-07
Brown hair, ginger beard, blond mustache abomination here
1 SohirCaror 2019-05-07
Riley Raid getting destroyed: http://ceoq.l5dusnkq.org/touq282h/
1 Wolkenfresser 2019-05-07
/u/trappysaruh
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-07
AYO THIS NIGGAS A CALICO CAT 😂😂😂😂😂
1 Redactor0 2019-05-07
You gotta show up with a spear tomorrow so that your Finn MacCool impersonation is more believable.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
tfw no deer wife
1 WarSanchez 2019-05-07
Should of just posted pic instead of long-posting tbh
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
I'm a mick, we're known for being long winded.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-07
Holy shit I hate Irish Americans.
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-05-07
Gingers have no souls. You have no right to be on that track.
1 yung_fatwa 2019-05-07
Reminds me of a joke:
"Why are there no ginger jazz musicians?"
"oh ha ha. BeCaUsE 'nOt EnOuGh SoUl'? I've heard this one."
"No. Because Irish immigrants were typically poor and couldn't afford education in general, much less jazz."
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-05-07
Most Irish immigration predates jazz
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-05-07
And the potatoheads that were around mostly didn't get into Jazz because they didn't associate with the darkies who played it.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2019-05-07
Poor people were the ones playing jazz music
1 diggity_md 2019-05-07
What do you think this is, AITA? This didn't happen, and even if it did, it's not drama, just white women being white women.
1 whenweriiide 2019-05-07
On one hand I just wanna go with the r/thathappened route, but given the insanity of current social norms I gotta admit it's plausible. What region are you from?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
A pretty liberal area in NY.
1 whenweriiide 2019-05-07
Lmao rip
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-07
Imagine living on the Eastcoast 😂
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-07
It's over for Eastern Seaboardcels
1 itsCaffeine 2019-05-07
This definitely happened then, fucking white people
1 yung_fatwa 2019-05-07
Most believable part is how he said it was a beautiful day and then instead of running in scenery, he decides to run in a circle on a track bc NYC"
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-05-07
Nice fantasypost. Did you think of this whole crying in your shower or while crying in bed?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
r/nothingeverhappens
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-05-07
Cope
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-07
This is where I knew you were full of it.
1 trappysaruh 2019-05-07
dude. really??? u pull this redditism shit?? on this day????? the day of my cats wedding??????????
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-07
Congrats, was it the tabby?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
I know, I felt disgusting typing it, but I'm not about to plead with internet randos to believe me.
1 Vurtizontal 2019-05-07
Bro like no joke, that tatoo looks gay as fuck.
No one belives that, not as long as you carry around those man tits.
1 not_Sombra 2019-05-07
this is some advanced mayo people shit
1 VeryMuchDownbeat 2019-05-07
pretty sure the potato people aren't mayo
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-05-07
Better than anything /u/masterlawlz has ever posted
1 MasterLawlz 2019-05-07
that's not saying much tbh
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-05-07
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-05-07
Post your dog again
1 MasterLawlz 2019-05-07
no
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-05-07
Lmao, I have an actual iron cross tattoo and I wish someone would call me out for it
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Here I was thinking you were Jewish because of the username.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-05-07
I am!
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Based
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-07
wow based!
1 -5x- 2019-05-07
???
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-05-07
Nice to meet you, Emil Maurice
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-07
Are you perhaps a upper class white Canadian as well?
1 TooLateRunning 2019-05-07
literally no one cares
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
I know
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-05-07
Draw swastikas on your eyes and then you can run while people call you "Swastikyes".
1 pugba 2019-05-07
Swastikes sweaty, let's unpack this.
1 SuperBeast4722 2019-05-07
Swasteyeka
1 Chronic2k 2019-05-07
Nice fatceps
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Thanks bud
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-07
I have a tattoo on my chest of a pair of praying hands holding rosary beads with the phrase "thanks for nothing" underneath. That and a wreath of roses connected to it covers most of my chest. When I was hitchhiking through central America id i wore a shirt at all it was a loose fitting button down half way open and at least once a day some latino/a would stop me and ask to see my chest tattoo because it's really well done and they love catholic imagery...I'm super glad none of them could read English though or my trip would have been a lot tougher
1 averageDramator 2019-05-07
you can use latino, it covers both men and women in this context. don't ever use "latinx", it pisses off real latinos.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-05-07
https://youtu.be/4HGMIbA0L1A
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-05-07
you look weak. how much do you bench?
1 Lee13412 2019-05-07
I mean to be fair if you have a Buddhist 4 arm whatever people are guna call you a nazi, unless OP was a ginger this is guna be hard to defend to your average American retard
1 Plexipus 2019-05-07
Now get an "88" tattoo and tell them it stands for "Honk Honk"
1 JumbledFun 2019-05-07
She should have just called you a faggot for that tattoo
1 shit_poster_2 2019-05-07
write more im getting hard
1 trappysaruh 2019-05-07
op, i support u and ur post. thanks for posting.
1 Daffyduck021 2019-05-07
WHITE PEOPLE
1 itsCaffeine 2019-05-07
NONSENSE
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-05-07
When I read the title my mind for sure jumped to the Buddhist swastika.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_ORGANICS 2019-05-07
Imagine not banning OP /r/drama mods
1st rule of wearing a tank top is don't be a flabby patchy skinned ginger
Pathetic. Also that tattoo is stupid.
1 ukaraiahh 2019-05-07
How much of this exchange happened in the shower a couple hours after the fact?
1 maxwellfoley 2019-05-07
One time I was going to this business networking type event to talk to some people I know and was signing in at the kiosk thing. I was wearing a t shirt with a cross motif on it and this Jewish woman gets in my face and says “don’t you know it’s Rosh Hashanah? How are you going to wear a cross to this event on Rosh Hashanah? I said “I’m not Jewish so I don’t celebrate it and can wear whatever I want.” She said “I know you aren’t, you’re wearing a cross on your shirt. I just hope you’re not a white supremacist!” Huge wtf moment and the irony is that the cross was just a graphic motif that had nothing to do with religion and the shirt was from my historically Jewish fraternity.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-05-07
I can even see that disgusting mick chinstrap peeking out. Cute white trash tramp stamp tho.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-07
Thx bby. Got it at 19 to impress a girl but it all paid off tonight by impressing you.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-05-07
That tattoo is fucking retarded. You deserve hate for it no matter the form it takes.
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-05-07
Lel
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-05-07
You should have owned it and goosestepped around the track.
1 OfficialBeetroot 2019-05-07
they were talking bout your fuckin head lmao
srs doe that's funny as if the same people ever say anything to you again just laugh in their face and move on, it's not worth the breath.
1 Opioidus 2019-05-07
Dumb faggot, she wanted your dick. You should have LARPed as a Nazi and had rough sex.
1 SohirCaror 2019-05-07
Sexy Girls to Date here: http://ceoq.l5dusnkq.org/touq282h/
1 jubbergun 2019-05-07
The worst part of the whole thing is that they were complaining because of a tattoo. The real crime is that OP is a Hibernian ginger. These foids clearly have their priorities screwed up.
1 SohirCaror 2019-05-07
Hot young girls waiting for you here: http://ceoq.l5dusnkq.org/touq282h/
1 jubbergun 2019-05-07
Ew, gross, why would anyone post g*ssy?
1 SaIvadora 2019-05-07
Hi OP, you are not and I love the tattoo.
Sincerely, from a repressed virgin shitskin faggot.
Plz notice me and reply, it would make my day. PM me dick pics to vastly improve my mental health and whole life. I <3 mayos.
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1 zwiebelhans 2019-05-07
Even in Canada we have had outside jogging weather for over a month.what adult only runs at a track? faaaake!
1 HaycheMon 2019-05-07
absolute chad
1 Dramatictuna 2019-05-07
Someone should phone Independent Trucks and West Coast Choppers that their number is up as well.
1 BenaGD2 2019-05-07
Id laugh at her face and call her mentally retarded infront of her kids