there was another topic asking how tf goblins breed in harry potter with a picture of him and his family that devolved into people saying they want to dissect a midget to see how all the insides fit in
Normal sized and closer together. You have to remember that there is already a few cent amount of space between organs. The differences would be in length of bones, nerves, etc.
Imagine being him thinking the US would give a shit about censoring a website because it made some midget britbong sad. For real, what is it with Euros, mostly bongs, thinking that everyone else is just as excited to prosecute speech? Literally nothing would happen from his lawsuit or whatever.
I might be turning into a boomer here because i honestly just don't get the joke. It just seems like the poster is being crude for the sake of being edgy
No yeah i got that, i was just expecting something a little more... clever. That one just felt like something i'd have heard on Xbox Live back in the day
The joke is that it's a needlessly detailed hate disproportionate to anything reasonable. In a post modern world of copies of copies with no original this level of feeling for something so trivial is refreshing, someone cares about something.
In a post modern world of copies of copies with no original this level of feeling for something so trivial is refreshing, someone cares about something.
Dear 4chan, i wrote you but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone st the bottom, i sent two emails back in april but you just not-a got em. There was probably a problem at Google or somethin.
I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.
Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.
I have no problem with anime, but recognizing something that has no obviously japanese characteristics as being from anime means you're familiar with it yourself, and are therefore a self-hating weeb, which is the most embarrassing kind.
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
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2 eyejaeplas 2019-05-09
This is the image responsible for his request and I started fucking dying while reading it
2 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-09
there was another topic asking how tf goblins breed in harry potter with a picture of him and his family that devolved into people saying they want to dissect a midget to see how all the insides fit in
cant remember which one was first
1 Ragingbull93 2019-05-09
Is Mengele on Twitter now?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-09
Well now you got me wondering
1 porygonzguy 2019-05-09
Right?
Are the organs normally sized and they're just all squished together, or are they proportional to the midget?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-09
yeah also if you fucked a midget would you be poking all the organs around or is everything just proportionately shallow
1 allendrio 2019-05-09
it depends on the type of midget probably there is alot of variety.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
Normal sized and closer together. You have to remember that there is already a few cent amount of space between organs. The differences would be in length of bones, nerves, etc.
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-09
/u/WarwickADavis can you please help these guys out with their confusion on this subject?
1 Pinksister 2019-05-09
I started masturbating.
1 FitBoredAussie 2019-05-09
I came twice
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-09
Imagine being him thinking the US would give a shit about censoring a website because it made some midget britbong sad. For real, what is it with Euros, mostly bongs, thinking that everyone else is just as excited to prosecute speech? Literally nothing would happen from his lawsuit or whatever.
1 faponurmom 2019-05-09
They don't realize why we left that shithole in the first place
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
And became obese.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
Bongs don't think that. It's just retarded parliament members who do.
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-09
Nah bongs are just as retarded. Who do you think elected parliament?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-09
Find me a brit that is less than 80% as retarded as belle ariel
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-09
/tv/ is the best thing to ever be created by a man(let)
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-05-09
I might be turning into a boomer here because i honestly just don't get the joke. It just seems like the poster is being crude for the sake of being edgy
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-09
yes, the 4chan post is nothing but a set up for the comedy that is a boomer in internet distress demanding to speak to the manager of 4chan.
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-05-09
No yeah i got that, i was just expecting something a little more... clever. That one just felt like something i'd have heard on Xbox Live back in the day
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-09
I am pretty sure that is close to being classified as retro aesthetic at this stage, or at least vaporwave.
1 Suka_blayt 2019-05-09
crack
Sip
Heh, Halo. Now that was a game
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-09
Damn 30 year old boomers and their lawnmowers
1 annushelianthus 2019-05-09
For a group of people who build themselves up to be not offended by anything, you guys sure get pissy about everything.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-09
Seems like everyone except the attack lawyer midget is having a jolly time, laughing and joking ...so who are you talking to ?
1 aqouta 2019-05-09
The joke is that it's a needlessly detailed hate disproportionate to anything reasonable. In a post modern world of copies of copies with no original this level of feeling for something so trivial is refreshing, someone cares about something.
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-05-09
Legit deep
1 ryandanegayin 2019-05-09
Based
1 yuriivanov 2019-05-09
jesus christ why is that so funny
1 eyejaeplas 2019-05-09
It’s honestly like the “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY” one
1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-09
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-05-09
By what?
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-05-09
BY RETURN
1 Ferocetis 2019-05-09
WHO IS THIS "RetUrN"?
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-05-09
By carrier pigeon I guess
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-09
😂😂😂
1 caringaboutpolitics 2019-05-09
Its annoying to admit I read it in his voice with the beat going
1 Infidel6 2019-05-09
Watch out guys here comes some Ewok from Return of the Jedi... and he's pissed 😱
1 sokolovez 2019-05-09
I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.
Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-09
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1 throwaway6675636b0 2019-05-09
That was a wild ride
1 HardcoreNeoliberal 2019-05-09
You just want this to be reposted by snappy. I know yo game.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-05-09
i get a feeling the subject line of that email is delet manlet threads now or else
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-05-09
Context for Shapiro being there?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
Shapiro is my height.
1 pm_8_me 2019-05-09
What is Bear Grylls doing there
1 Ferocetis 2019-05-09
"I want to see the manager of 4chan."
Stage theme: libera me from hell
1 uviyd 2019-05-09
OUT
1 omegaclap 2019-05-09
You first.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
All three of you are gay.
1 omegaclap 2019-05-09
I have no problem with anime, but recognizing something that has no obviously japanese characteristics as being from anime means you're familiar with it yourself, and are therefore a self-hating weeb, which is the most embarrassing kind.
Libera Me from Hell is a jam, tho. Don't @ me.
1 Infidel6 2019-05-09
Watch out guys here comes some Ewok from Return of the Jedi... and he's pissed 😱
1 hot_fart_burns 2019-05-09
Yeah I read this yesterday and immediately though of Willow getting rolled.
1 ImNotRobertKraft 2019-05-09
I laughed out loud when I read the comment.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-09
what are those 3d rendered cartoon faces people are using as avatars now
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-05-09
mfw this dude doesn't know about animoji
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-09
o shit ty
1 HK_slap_my_dick 2019-05-09
who let the android poors in here?
1 leithz6 2019-05-09
MODS!!!!! MODS!!
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-09
Lmao @ iPhone faggots
1 GreatDramaDragon 2019-05-09
He should've contacted Mark instead
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-09
I'm ded
1 cringe_anarchist 2019-05-09
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
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1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-09
Even more so than it is already?
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-05-09
Holy shit, you can talk? That is great. I would've figured if anything, your voice would be like super high. All right. Well, good for you.
1 aef823 2019-05-09
Oh no another lolsuit to 4chan how will they ever recover?
1 trashtrashalltrash 2019-05-09
ofcourse this faggot ass nigga got a little apple emoji shit as his avatar, not suprising at all 🤦♂️
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-09
That's a lot of replies
most probably aren't even from 4chan
just piling on
like sharks
smelling a boomer in
INTERNET DISTRESS
1 sakfad 2019-05-09
4chan is a toxic website.
1 bigdaddyz40 2019-05-09
5 cents have been deposited in your account comrade
1 ProperGuyWithCrown 2019-05-09
He reported them to cyber police and backtraced them. Now consequences will never be the same.
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-09
lmfao