The King of Manlets wants you to know that he was volcel, not incel

88  2019-05-10 by Can_The_SRDine

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If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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A volcel is just someone who has let society cuck them. They turn down offer to have sex with women, women who then go out and fuck some other guys instead, while the volcel goes home and thinks about how good it is that they are not the ones having sex.

jidf

Seems about right.

Is he wrong though?

He's five foot four.

Was his wife a virgin before marriage?

She was a virgin at some point before she was married, yeah.

Thank you, autism causes autism.

His sister wasnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hmm?

CMV: Ben Shapiro is low-budget, low-height Joaquin Phoenix.\

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Iโ€™m still in awe his own site accidentally used pictures of him photoshopped by twitter users to be even shorter than he already is

Lol do you have a link?

Ever seen that pic of him with Jordan Peterson? He literally looks like a middle schooler posing with his dad.

Thatโ€™s the pic Iโ€™m talking about, he was already tiny and they made him up to his waist

Jordan Peterson looks fucking huge, though.

That's below average for non-manlets tho

1.87m, so he is huge

Manlet detected

Not even close.

Joaquin Phoenix

cut two inches off his height, thats his real height.

Benjamin Sharpiero does it again. Can't wait to see his take on gaymergate.

The only Shapiro I care about is sweet abby

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This reminds me of Noah Berlatsky. You may know Noah for his nuclear hot twitter takes, which are not only unironically "everyone to the right of me is a nazi", but also "and the people on my side are probably nazis too".

He has an entire book dedicated to calling out and name-and-shaming pretty much the entire chattering class, which is well worth taking a look at: https://www.amazon.com/Chattering-Class-War-Punching-Breitbart-ebook/dp/B079P8N8MF

Pundits are going to talk us into the abyss, [...]โ€”they are handed sacks of money to prattle and opine at length[...] Well, if that self-satisfied prattling and opining has ever annoyed you, this is the book for you! 77,000 words on why Jonathan Chait should shut up forever, why Sam Harris is an irrational bigot, why Angela Nagle should maybe stop taking the arguments of Nazis at face value, why Jordan Peterson loves lobsters, and why free speech doesn't just mean free speech for pompous overpaid pundits. The essays were published between 2010 and 2018, mostly on the website Splice Today; and include exciting headlines like:

"The Left Wing Pro-War Pundits and How They Sucked" "Is Jesse Singal a Bigot?" "Bill Maher Is a Dick" "Ross Douthat Stumbles Into Fascism" "Chapo Traphouse, Masters of Clintonian Triangulation" "Megan McArdle's Hard Times and Troubles" ...and many more!

Anyway, this dude's such a prolific lolcow in both his professional articles and on twitter that nobody was surprised at all that he admitted to being an incel until he was 27. What nobody expected is that he would write an entire piece for FUCKING NBC about how he was only 3 years away from becoming wizard and basically on the road to being an incel. "My virginity was a source of substantial anxiety, unhappiness and self-loathing," he wrote, apparently hoping to be applauded for the fact that he managed to channel his sexual frustrations into maximum spergposting instead of violent acts.

... so anyway, volcel > incel.

still unemployed then?

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Wait, so did Noah Berlatsky get laid or not? An incel who says โ€œjoking! I was volcel all along!โ€ is still an incel, lmao.

Noah is no longer an incel. He's married with a kid, which brings us to another amazing moment of lolcowery.

His son goes to an expensive, primarily white private school, and apparently is a good little woke kid, petitioning his school to abolish Columbus day: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/white-kids-racism-way-privileged-parenting-props-unjust-system-ncna953951 Later on, he writes a different article about how racist white people are for bringing back segregation with their fancy and expensive private schools: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/white-parents-are-enabling-school-segregation-if-it-doesn-t-ncna978446 That article references not only his previous article, but also says that anyone who disagreed with it is a Nazi:

When I wrote an article earlier this year arguing that white parents need to do more to promote desegregation, my social media mentions filled up with outraged protests, many of them openly anti-Semitic. Rod Dreher at the American Conservative said that by pointing out that white parents are complicit in segregation, I had contributed to the "demonization of โ€œwhiteness.โ€ He also suggested that if my son went to a majority minority school he would likely be bullied by black students. Dreher's concerns were echoed on the Nazi podcast โ€œThe Daily Shoah,โ€ which also argued that when I advocate for desegregation, I am actually working to destroy white parents and white children.

#muh menshuns

(all of this completely strawmanned for dramatic purposes. Read the articles for the truth. Also, I'm pretty sure Noah was whining about getting his kid doxxed... despite having written about where he lives and there only being so many expensive private schools in the area.)

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I like how every online leftist is obsessed with like more or the less the same 5 or 6 right wing online culture war figures.

chapo

r/drama talks about the meta drama the sub creates though not the actual hosts.

I thought we were talking about online right-wingers, not dramatards

Pretty sure most dramanauts don't even know the hosts names or how they look. I don't and couldn't care less.

Thereโ€™s a bug-eyed ginger bloke, a hapa chick who looks like she cuts her hair with a lawn mower, and two (((dark-haired))) guys.

Impressive that Ben managed to fight off all those women when he's physically smaller than them

Getting married just to have sex seems like an extreme reaction to a simple need. As for incel/volcel, I got no comment but Iโ€™m sure pizza and bag of hammers can make up a fairly plausible explanation.

This guy fucks with the lights off and through the dickhole in his underwear.

It is only a matter of time before one of his wife's bulls leaks the sex tape with ol' beny crying and masturbating in the corner dressed in a sailor suit.

They're literally the same thing tho

volcel if u wouldnt bus it down with Ben ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Imagine being a virgin nigga fate worse than death ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I have no idea who this person is.

A diminutive man.

When your peepee is so small, you have to wait until she's obligated...