New copypasta born in /r/freefolk

38  2019-05-10 by ClinicalGazesUrBulge

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I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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Pretty good showing of centrism ngl

Mod him now

I had to unsubscribe from that sub after episode 3. I can't handle autistic-level complaining.

It's not complaining if its true. Did you kinda forget about the Iron Fleet and how awful that was?

Did you forget that this level of writing has been par the course since season 5? Thankfully the show grew some balls and dropped the zombie plotline so that the last three episodes weren't even more cliched garbage.

Lmao don't even pretend like this season is close to season 5 & 7. Only book nerds were whining about that. This season has been the Mona Lisa of how to destroy a series.

https://youtu.be/LyZv4EghX_I

Season 5 was complete garbage.

Any memes complaining about episodes that already aired should be banned.

Says the contrarian’s contrarian

I’m above it all

Your mouth is moving and you are complaining, that's whinging.

You are just lashing out over how little your opinions matter to the people who get to spend $100,000,000 on 6 episodes of a TV show.

ok but my nigga bran traveled to the north pole for like 6 seasons just to be bait while he jerks off as a crow

HE’S GONNA DO SOMETHING!!!

even in the leaks he just jerks off as a crow while the retards make him king of the retards

Can crows even jerk off without hands?

Masturbation occurs in small birds (budgies and cockatiels) and larger birds. They may be seen rubbing their cloaca or vent (underneath the tail) on a favorite toy, mirror, shoes, or on the hands, arms, or shoulders of amasturbation-2 person. Although this behavior is relatively harmless, it should be ignored rather than encouraged. Discourage the practice by distraction and redirection. Physical hugging and scratching around the head is fine, but scratching around the back, rump, and hind end may cause sexual stimulation.

Did you google that or just know it off the top of your head?

🤭🦅

Brah, be real with me, have you wacked off a bird?

no but if you could mind control a bird... wouldnt u like... wanna see what its like...

id be draggin that cloaca across everything in sight bby

He has access to GoT porn, though. Imagine having all access to Margaery's sexual history.

true tbh. im still mad we didnt get to see high septon full frontal

they're right, you know

It's became worse after Ep4 lol

I like that person. Total passion spewing out everywhere with a dash of salty anger. Mod material.

Am I autistic if I agree with him?

I mean, you're certainly retarded if you believe Trump is a Nazi.

He doesn't call Trump a Nazi tho? He talks about the alt right.

I'm pretty sure if you call someone alt-right you're calling them a Nazi

Right, but calling Trump the alt-right's president is not the same as calling him alt right.

It's not the same in the same way that sticking your finger in my face and chanting "I'm not touching you" isn't touching me. I know you're not touching me, but we all know what you're doing.

Would you say Trump isn't the alt-right's president? I mean, it's not like they voted for Hillary.

So i just finished that garbage episode the other night.

God got is hot flaming trash. Muh arya super leet assassin xd xd

Arya: trains to be an assassin for 8 seasons straight

Ugly nerds: "oh suddenly arya is an amazing assassin"

There are a lot of flaws with Arya's character to include her training, namely that her technique range is literally stabbing people in the face and walking quietly. She's an "amazing assassin" because the only qualifications are that she doesn't get caught, and yet we know that the Faceless Men have a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes that she apparently never learned - poison, shape shifting, etc.

And they just let her go too...because she's clearly not a threat to their secrecy.

Really they should have made all of season 6 into a real time feed of her training methods so that dorks wouldn't get mad that a character whose entire story line is that she wants to be good at killing people somehow got good at killing people.

She just jumped super Mario style out of thin air.

The writers could have earned the kill by planning an assassination. The living knew where the NK was going.

Instead, like this, Arya comes from nowhere and the NK looks like a bitch.

I have seen anime with better plot and character arcs.

This I agree with completely. The writing has really gone to shit. That whole battle was a clusterfuck and the only reason NK didn't win easily is because the plot demanded that he find a way to blow it.

Also I’m still waiting for someone to explain why dragon fire didn’t kill the fucker

Because the writers believe that the way to make an exciting show is to have everything go really poorly for no reason right before it goes really well for no reason.

Ha ha, edgy kids brigading, good job ...

Since some of you lazy fucks won't even click the link:

Fuck politics.

Fuck the alt right, with their fuckhead president, their neanderthal fucking misogyny, and their trite little buzzwords that peddle bumblefuck-paranoiac conspiracy theories, spewing shit and signifying nothing.

Fuck the left wing, with their hand wringing, their space spaces and weak backbones, and their general lack of a fucking clue as to what the fuck is going outside their own fucking assholes.

Most of all, fuck you. That's my political position. Clear enough? Or do I need to boil it down to a three-letter abbreviation, pre-digested and ready to be regurgitated into your mouth like a segment from cable fucking news.

And if you read my original post, you myopic fuck, you would have seen that nowhere do I give a single shit about the details of what happened in that episode. Read it again, and try not to miss the point this time.

space spaces

why are people just now realizing that game of thrones is bad

Two reasons I think.

People could always say that the show was building up to something good. It's a major cope, but now there's nothing left to cope for. My opinion is that a good show doesn't need to build up to being good, it will already be good.

Leaks are saying that some of the favorite characters are going to die. Shippers are absolutely devastated.

I also think it's revealing that either (a) GRRM doesn't actually have a plan for how to end this shit, or (b) GRRM does have a plan, it's this, and it's shit.

Either way it seems like fans are finally coming to terms with the fact that the books will never be completed and this is the best they're gonna get for their prestige swordshit.

Tbh I'm pretty confident in GRRM because the people who are pandered to in television/movies aren't the people who are going to pick up a book to begin with, and the worst of the readers don't read anything that isn't young adult (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc.) because it's too complicated.

Not that GRRM is flawless, but appreciating his work requires a functional brain. He writes from multiple perspectives and does so excellently; the chapter from Ser Barristan was excellent. Cersei's chapters are great as well because it shows just how incompetent she is while believing she's a mastermind (seriously, she thinks she's manipulating guests at a dinner party or something and nothing is going on). Sam...well, he has a fat pink mast because even incels would take his lunch money due to his low self-esteem.

If GRRM lives long enough to finish the series, it will be great because it will make sense. Not any of this weirdo shit going on with the show.

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to apprecicate GRRM.

I'm glad you picked up what I was putting down

Shippers are absolutely devastated.

So one good thing comes from this. Hopefully they'll keep themselves safe, preferably up the street rather than across the lane.

seasons 1-4 were very good television

Because they were based on the books, and while GRRM is a messy bitch he isn't a hack.

I've accepted that the finale is probably going to be disappointing. Season six had a great ending and I can at least be grateful for that.

It's been deleted, but it said:

Fuck politics.

Fuck the alt-right, with their fuckhead president, their neanderthal fucking misogyny, and their trite little buzzwords that peddle bumblefuck-paranoiac conspiracy theories, spewing shit and signifying nothing.

Fuck the left wing, with their hand-wringing, their space spaces and weak backbones, and their general lack of a fucking clue as to what the fuck is going outside their own fucking assholes.

Most of all, fuck you. That's my political position. Clear enough? Or do I need to boil it down to a three-letter acronym, pre-digested and ready to be regurgitated into your mouth like a segment from cable fucking news.

And if you read my original post, you myopic fuck, you would have seen that nowhere do I give a single shit about the details of what happened in that episode. Read it again, and try not to miss the point this time.

Long post bot will probably love this one more than Snappy, TBH.