Press F to pay respects to all the MasterLawlz userpings that will never happen again because of Draconian laws put in place by the admins

82  2019-05-15 by MasterLawlz

We should all pour one out for our fallen comrades which are including but not limited to:

  • Pinging MasterLawlz on a picture of a woman and asking if he would like to use her as furniture as part of a twisted fetish (which my lawyer has advised me to clarify is entirely fictional)

  • Pinging MasterLawlz on a picture of a guy that only resembles him very slightly at best and is also blatantly mentally and/or physically disabled

  • Pinging MasterLawlz on a thread about cartoons and relating it to Ben 10 somehow

  • Pinging MasterLawlz just to tell him his stickies are dogshit

  • Pinging MasterLawlz to tell him that while his stickies are dogshit, they are at least better than whatever shitpost the user is commenting on

  • Pinging MasterLawlz to reminisce about the time Wil Wheaton made a fool of himself over Lego toys

  • Pinging MasterLawlz to say his stickies are great which usually leads into an uncomfortable fetishization of the leaked picture of him

  • Pinging MasterLawlz to ask about the dog in his picture which many are convinced is a raccoon

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58 comments

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https://i.imgur.com/HOBh1l3.png

Why am I not in the list yet?

It will be done my lord.

I'm still not on the list you fuck

I add to the next one. That way people can see the evolution in action.

I see

That is a fucking racoon, I don't care what anyone says.

This is peak πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ culture.

Time to shill for r/ZweiRama

I haven't seen some of these :D

Will the consequences of the pinging ban ever end

The pinging ban and its consequences have been a disaster for the llama

How is the dog btw?

good

<3

Has it received its daily rabies shot and whatever shit ewoks eat yet?

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I'm gonna take this time to tell you your stickies are still shit

Did you remove my link comment? Lawlz how could you?

the high res is my only rule

Fuck man, fine I'll repost without it, but I better get an upvote for it.

When even a total chad is insecure about his looks 😒

Can we get a high res raccoon pic tho

Can I post the rendition of ceaser's stabbing? I'll remove the doxxy bits ofc

Lol. Not yet. I think I'll post it to this sub eventually but it would probably my last sticky ever before deleting my account (if I ever decide to do that for whatever reason).

I actually don't have it. Just felt like giving you a heart attack. 🀭

nah, I've been constantly debating posting it here because on one hand, it was a funny video but I also feel like these users would all have aneurysms if I actually posted a video of me as a teenager. I was only like 15 when I did that

Your fans need it Lawlz.

Do it!

PM me the high res I need it please

I guarantee he will ban me if I do and he finds out.

Nevermind we shall respect his wishes

I have it because drama mods are shit at removing doc, but I'm holding onto that since I assume Lawlz would mind

zhcyiD9

Don't you run a script that sends you an email every time your name is typed out on the internet?

I wish. That would be awesome

Based and Kibopilled

which many are convinced is a raccoon

imagine thinking sid from ice age is a raccoon smh

Can I just PM you all of that instead?

sure

cool thanks I appreciate it

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F = Fank Thuck. About TIME + ism

Im a terrible liar. F U F F F F C kkkkkk. Now what?

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Pinging MasterLawlz to ask about the dog in his picture which many are convinced is a raccoon

Looks more like the sloth from Ice Age than a raccoon tbh fam

Masterlawlz,

Why do you have the face of near death Michael Jackson, but the overall shape of Newman from Seinfeld ?

F u/reddit c K

It looks like a person on high heels carrying the word "reddit" on a plate.

Okay so it’s been like two hours and with my ADHD that’s literally an eternity. Anyone care if I sticky something fresh?

you can ping mods by abusing the report feature

Can still ping you from other subs, we aren’t beaten that easily.

/u/ masterlawlz

Admins, ban me! Libtards!

Hero syndrome, much?

Can you post more pics of the dog?

no

:(