Michael Fassbender discovers the next evolution of masturbation

16  2019-05-19 by MasterLawlz

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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Notice how he's 20 times more efficient that the average Amurkan?

That's why you don't put weird hormones in your beef, kids.

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Fuck you, I was on an international flight.

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Narrow pelvis, caused some damage during birth.

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"Mortalbation"

Prometheus was bad.

I kinda liked Prometheus

Covenant is the one that was straight up dogshit

Fassbender was probably one of the only redeemable elements of the two; or at least his Prometheus bit.

Yeah. He did the best with what he had. This kissing scene is one of the few things to actually make me say "What the fuck?" out loud in a theater. I couldn't believe they actually thought that would be cool.

I liked Fassbender's character because I'm extremely gay for Lawrence of Arabia.

I forgot Covenant even existed so this clip confused me. I don't plan on seeing it.

The only thing good about Prometheus was the "engineers" shredded bod. My only wish in life is to have a body that is half as good as those muscular freaks.

I'm not sure he had the pleasure model upgrade

Why did he curl up like that?

How do feel about Trump's administration so far?

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