I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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Can someone explain this bot to me I don't get it

Eh, one of the mods codes for his real job with an MIT group and designed a bit that takes snapshots of the linked post so that it can’t be deleted. Then he added an AI that tries to pick quotes from this subreddit that can start a discussion.

Snappy is a lot of fun in other words. And sentient.

Imagine thinking it takes some mit level "coder" to make a simple PRAW bot lmao

Shush. Newbie wanted to know about the bot. Newbie should be further confused.

But the content isn't from the link?

The hyperlinked stuff is. The paragraph is the bot's take on the content. Post something dramatic and see for yourself.

can't phantom

*fathom!!!!!

You should apologize for getting upset at your bf.

That's some /r/BoneAppleTea material.

her grades are only 3-5 percentage points lower than her peers

Brainlet cope

"I want to be the next Usain Bolt. This is easy, since I am only 3-5% slower than the average kid in my class."

tbf JKRowling is not the Usain Bolt of writing

She is. Did you know that she is actually black and a man? She never said she is not.

Lol if you tell your English major girlfriend that she sucks at writing and will be a failure as an author you’re definitely an asshole. You might be right, but you’re still an asshole.

I don't really know what an asshole is but it sounds like being one is the best thing you can do for someone in some cases.

Yea but not if it’s your girlfriend and you want her to continue being your girlfriend

Imagine having to lie to a chick to keep her around.

lol incel

he's not an incel you fucking dweeb

lol imagine defending breaking down your girl instead of just paying for all her stupid shit

self-inflicted spergs causing problems to get out of the relationship

How dumb do you have to be to think i'm calling guy with GF incel

like do you eat rocks or what.

This is literally the case for the vast majority of men.

Well well well. Look whose back. ;)

Not really.

:(

Just can’t resist a good femoid post can you

Pizza this is the 15th motherfucking time

That I called and left your ass messages

I done text your bitch ass

And you ain't responding to nothin'

What the fuck is you doing

Who the fuck is you out there with

You think I'm stupid

My girls already done put me up on your ass tonight

When you get home I got some news for your bitch ass

Why you comin' home 5 in the morn'

Something's going on, can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool

So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

He couldnt resist the opportunity to bash a foid

Welcome back.

PIZZAS BACK??????????????

Now.if we could just get Eddy back, it'd be like the old days!

I saw him, or an impersonator, posting on the Farms recently

He's right above me

Lol like a fuckboi like you would know. The happiest relationship you had was with your hand. Fuck off back to where you've been

Well maybe one shouldn't hold on to those kind of women hmmmmmmmm?

Maybe if your emotional gamut ranges between "me want play computer games without woman" and "me want anal".

The majority of men are liars but they’re really bad at it.

Very true

Being with women is a bad idea.

Their i fixed it

Well well well. Cant resist your little popularity you missed when on sabbatical?

Guess who's back, back again! Pizza's back, tell a friend!

Sounds like she never asked he just shit all over her dreams. Imagine having no sense of decency

Call me old fashioned but the concept of basic dignity is more important than getting your dick wet

In this case basic dignity would be using tact and being polite

It is neither tactful or polite to help maintain someone's harmful illusions about the world and themselves, or to lie to them about what you really think about important life choices. Otherwise you're just selfishly avoiding conflict for your own benefit, to their detriment in the long run.

It's not tactful or polite to help maintain someone's harmful illusions about themselves or the world, nor to hide your true feelings about their important life decisions.

To pretend otherwise is to avoid conflict for selfish reasons, to the detriment of the other person in the long run.

Brother, you must treat a foid as you would a child. Dare not disturb their magical thinking or delusional “dreams.”

Actually believing this guy is being honest to his gf

Imagine believing this bullshit AITA post.

He's not trying to help her break her delusions - he's just trying to keep fucking her. He's not worried about her - he's worried that he's gonna be hitched to a poor pussy and isn't man enough to say "this isn't what I want - I'm out". He'd rather convince her to change so he doesn't have to.

We're all allowed to make shitty decisions - anyone who posts to /r/Drama should know that. If he doesn't like her shitty life choices then GTFO and quit pretending to care just to avoid a dry spell.

M'lady

Yes. He's telling her he thinks her life choices are shitty. This is true regardless whether it's because she is delusional about her prose creation ability, or she has made a sub-optimal choice of partner. I don't know these people to say which is a better description of reality but I can say with confidence she has been empowered by greater knowledge as a result of his actions.

Yeah well when theirs no fathers. Boyfriends have to tell hard truthes

Call me old-fashioned but getting your dick wet is more important than the concept of basic dignity.

Those who choose gussy over bussy in the current year + 4 have never known basic dignity.

That's not being in a relationship, that's being an enabler and a pathetic hanger-on.

only if you don't care about your girlfriend's future

Who gives a fuck if some hole wants to LARP as an author, it’s the bad ones who end up making it big anyways.

see above

In America "being an asshole" typically means saying the truth that someone doesn't want to hear.

Dummies will also try and conflate this with someone just being mean and say they are the same thing.

You're not really an asshole for speaking the truth. But in America you are. Especially among the sissy generations like zoomers and millenials.

"Being a writer is ridiculously difficult and even the best had to do other jobs too, what's your day job gonna be lol?" -- not an arsehole

"Your writing is horrible, your imagination lacking, and you will never be successful" -- p def an arsehole

Where does "Bitch I ain't gonna work my ass off to support you while you finger yourself to amateur capeshit" fall on your soylent scale?

well that just wraps all the way back to b&rp

Lol yeah, my friend's wife was in massive debt when they married, racked up even more debt for the $15,000 wedding she insisted on, and didn't want to work since she planned to be the next Stephenie Meyer. They ended up having to move in with his parents. This shit happens in real life, and it ain't pretty. You have to have a firm hand with foids. Be like, "Oh, we got JK Rowling over here! Why don't you Rowl your ass to the temp agency and pull your own weight, ya freak bitch?"

Never marry a foid in debt, biggest red flag in the history of gussy

Oh she was and is a red flag factory. Much of this was medical debt from a sick cat that she bought despite already being in massive debt. She had to give it up because she was hemorrhaging money. When she worked at a vet clinic, she surprised him by bringing home a puppy and a kitten on separate occasions without even texting him first. The puppy is a fucking border collie/whippet mix. The kitten was so insane that they had to put it on Prozac and eventually give it up. But he's doing it for pussy, right? Nope, she has "low libido" and never put out even before they got married, so I can't imagine how bad it is now. He puts up with all this for true love. He justifies the dead bedroom by saying she's "chill", and he likes marathoning Harry Potter movies with her. Foids don't deserve moids, frankly.

Wtf? White people are getting so many pills they're stuffing them into animals now?

Reads like fiction but i know a friend like these. They aint married yet and fuck alot tho

she planned to be the next Stephenie Meyer

Somehow a lot of steps down from the next JKR lmao.

No being an asshole is being an asshole, you can still tell the truth without being utterly disgusting about it

Some people just don’t hear you unless you’re very blunt though. Especially the ones with artistic stardom type dreams (music, art, music and acting) which are quite frankly moonshots. It’s probably because of the lack of weed out events in either the classroom or life in general, but also because the industry relies on the oversupply to keep costs down. The fact that so many want to become writers allows big name publishers to pay in exposure and in some cases *charge you for the privilege *.

I don’t think it’s asshole to be blunt about this. Personally, I’d issue it more like a challenge— like have you ever gotten published or won a writing contest (or the equivalent in your chosen art) then chances are good that you won’t live off of art. They won’t let you give it away you won’t sell it either.

Thank you for being the only person in this hellish netherworld to take the time to explain to me what an asshole is

On that sub being an asshole is sticking up for yourself. My favorite threads there are the “I just told the guy who has bullied and beat me out for years to STFU AITA?” And then everyone dogpiles the OP on how much worse they are than the bully and “two wrongs don’t make a right”

No, man, there are a thousand better ways of going about it.

In all seriousness, you don’t tell a newbie they’ll never make it. It takes creative artists 20 years to break through. It’s way too soon to be telling her she won’t succeed. Louis CK talked about how was complete trash up until his 30s then he just ‘got it’ and everything took off from there.

This is how beta males like you end up paying child support for dumpster tier gussy

No it’s how non-autists deal with women

No lol. It really isn't. If you want to support some idiot woman's lack of talent go right ahead but functional adults can discuss the realities of life without their fragile egos being shot to pieces

Buddy, if no one supported idiot women with no talent then the institution of marriage would collapse

Find better gussy. First place to start: outside your immediate family

Brother this is haram

I am Allah and I say to you: no.

Hey Allah!

would

Treating them like children, lying to not shatter their adorable yet unattainable dreams.

Active in these communities:

r/asoiaf

r/manga

You have absolutely no room to be calling others "beta males". How many wall scrolls do you own.

Wow you coped so hard you literally scrolled past a page of subs to places I troll. Show me some posts I made, go on I’ll wait

I just clicked on your username and then looked at the sidebar, retard.

k

I too think it's unfair that "nigger" is taboo, but "cracker/honky/whitey" is not. And I think it's dumb that black people can use the most terrible word in the English language to CALL each other, even though no other race does that!! When comedians are onstage, it's perfectly natural to laugh when the black comedian says "whitey/Redneck." But when a white person calls a black person "nigger," lawsuits are filed, and all hell breaks loose. But for all you white people who'd rather play it safe...Black = preferred, African-American = annoying, but still not offensive, Nigger = offensive to Black people who are NOT niggers whether it's said by a white or black person.

(PS) I'm black.

hes not an asshole at all. being a good writer nor an english major will help you find success in being an author. people have no fucking clue how much garbage is sent to publishing companies. being a successful author such as the next jk rowling is the femoid equivalent of playing mega millions.

The best writers were never educated in English. And let’s be honest, she probably has dreams of writing a shitty YA novel, which we can do without.

There's plenty of English-language authors who can contend for the "best writer" throne.

I mean majored in English. Of course there are good English language authors.

Oh, I getcha. Yeah I agree with that. I don't think it stops you from being a good writer (and of course someone who wanted to write would also be interested in English Literature), but all the best authors usually had totally unrelated degrees and jobs.

let me tell you about my very original and unique vampire love story

If the asshole is lacking a feminine penis by its side, just say no. Bussy and trussy only.

YTA YTA YTA! JK Rowling’s husband left her because he didn’t believe in her.

Edit I made a mistake, Jk Rowlings left her first husband because of domestic violence. She divorced her first husband in 1994 and finished writing the manucript of Harry potter in 1995.

😬😬😬

are they suggesting domestic abuse will help her become a better writer?

Sometimes you just gotta beat the plot into 'em

It certainly won't hurt.

Metaphorically, literally it will.

I mean most successful artists have gone through some sort of hardship.

Have you ever met a mouthy thot who wouldn't benefit from having her head put through a wall? Didn't think so.

Sometimes the abuse is worth it

is AITA a pseudo containment board for retardation?

It’s prime lulz material

Without AITA about 25% of all /r/drama content would immediately cease to exist. Praise AITA

It's where the fake posters went after they got bored with /r/relationships and /r/legaladvice. It's much more popular because as it turns out redditors don't really want to give advice, they just like feeling superior to some asshole on the internet.

One hand jacking it and the other calling people inferior online. This is the Redditors purest form.

Snarky redditors. Wow wee

I hate how accurately you described my shift to AITA.

Do these retards understand how many books get published only to have them sell under 500 copies? The majority of fucking books, it’s why publishers don’t print new authors, it’s all digital. Odds of being a successful author are slim to none. Bringing up 50 shades and Harry Potter like it’s the norm 🤔

You probably have at least as good of a chance of being a successful shitty author as a successful good one.

You probably have at least as good of a chance of being a successful shitty author as a successful good one.

I think you've inspired me to be a shitty author.

It's like those kids who drop out of college to become SoundCloud rappers. They think they're gonna be the next Lil Bo Peep or whatever the fuck without realizing for every big artist there's 5,000+ artists on SoundCloud with 15 followers.

My dorm neighbor freshman year dropped out of my very prestigious university to become a screenwriter... I don't think it went as planned.

i read something recently about how in the height of Stephen King, he could put out a garbage tier book and sell more copies of that than all the other books published that year combined.

Same with paterson, rowling and other name brand authors. Its a game of recognition and thats it.

This is all part of redditors delusional UBI dream that everyone can be an artist or a writer or a uniform designer.

They are attacking the OP, because half the people on AITA also think they are going to be JK Rowling

The YA market is better at accommodating mediocrity tbh

IE: Hunger Games and Harry Potter

Exactly why I told my ex to forget it when she was looking at doing the Amazon self publishing shit. I felt bad cause she was genuinely trying, but the amount of money it cost versus what she could make back was terrible

You've got to start small. Write some short stories and submit them to literary magazines and journals. Chances are you still won't get published, and even if you do you won't make any money, but at least you will be out there. Once you've got some short stories published maybe (maybe!) a publisher will look more seriously at any novels you write, but that's unlikely too.

The trick is to say you aren't in it for the money so that when none comes you don't look like a failure, just a hobbyist.

she works hard and tries a lot, but she just isn’t an exceptional writer.

Found a fanfic author.

Paying the bills with buzzfeed blurbs

Uh no, I know this sub has irrational hatred for everything, but this dude is completely wrong in thinking that its impossible to become an author. You idiots just see JK Rowling and start going "hurr hurr wandshit hurr hurr look at me, my taste is better than everyone hurr"

Imagine how that sub would react if it was a girl and her boyfriend said he wanted to be a professional video game streamer for a living. They'd probably (correctly) call him a lazy bum who needs to step out of fantasy land and get a real job

Is he being an asshole? Absolutely. But he's not wrong that most artists can't actually support themselves on artistic careers so it's not a bad idea to have a back-up plan.

That's not what he's saying though. He thinks no one can be an author and basically thinks his GF should completely give it up, not have a backup, just give it up

He thinks no one can be an author

correct

just give it up

and that's the arsehole move tbqh, lotta autists in this thread pretending it's being so brave and honest because they don't know what social cues are

Authors don't make money and if your hoe isn't getting paid, then as her pimp neither are you. That simple enough for you sweaty?

But you're comparing writing novels to streaming video games, which is a stupid comparison. Nobody is majoring in playing video games, but his girl has focused her studies and her life, in a sense, in English and has ambitions to be an author.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with streaming video games, but equating the career prospects of playing pre-made predictable games all day and writing works unique to her mind are different things. Both are meritocratic in nature, which as about as far as the comparison goes.

Nobody is majoring in playing video games, but his girl has focused her studies and her life, in a sense, in English and has ambitions to be an author.

Lmao imagine thinking that going into tens of thousands of dollars worth of debt makes your retarded dreams less retarded.

Aspiring to be J.K. Rowling is obviously dumb, that goes without saying, but wishing to be a successful author isn't nearly as far fetched. There's nothing wrong with ambition. The real issue is that she shouldn't be making it her primary focus in life right now, because to do so would indeed be a major gamble of her time and money. The boyfriend handled the situation like shit, I can think of a million better ways to approach it better than he did. How far on the spectrum does a guy need to be to talk to his girl like that and think it'll be okay? Did he not know her before having this conversation?

That isn't what the guy was saying tho, he was putting down her dreams completely. Plus just because you don't make it as an author doesn't mean the skills can't be transferable to a job in the same field

YTA - What gives you the authority to say something like that to anyone? Let alone your girlfriend? And who’s to say anyway? You’re just rude, no matter.

Lol “the authority” yeah if I’m dating something that’s all the authority I need bucko.

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This fucking guy who posted this is the delusional one, or just incredibly jaded. The guy is plainly in the wrong for telling his girlfriend that, wouldn't be a shocker if its just the guy posting this link from an alt lmao

Maybe unpopular opinion here, but I trust my bf 100%. I need him to be honest with me, like if my dream is to be an artist but I suck at painting I need him to tell me so then I can either put in more work to get better or maybe a new dream.

He probably could have said it nicer, like offered to help her out and maybe find extra resources to help her achieve her dream if that’s what she really wants. I count on my bf to be the one outside opinion I can always trust and count on.

hoes mad

It's a great meta post since he's calling out the sub and all the aspiring writers who make shit up there's