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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

Snapshots:

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moron

“take a fucking hint R Kelly”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Seriously, imagine getting burned by a 19-year-old and thinking the important thing to do is defend your honor instead of going home and hanging yourself for being that pathetic.

Imagine thinking it's a good idea to approach a 19-year-old girl in front of her friends.

voluntarily approaching foids

That's what you get.

They just wanted to be owed on and the poor guy couldn't see it

*DarqWolff writes fanfic of his predator-callout fetish

Imagine thinking anything on AITA is real lmao

19 is way too old for him.

Thats why he thought he wasnt being creepy.

No 19 year old normie foids are this snarky.

Fanfiction written by a 30 year old trollx.

This is how you know it's a fake story:

asking if she she looked like Aliyah to me.... their entire table was singing “remix to ignition”

Yeah, girls born in the year 2000 mentioned a celebrity who died in 2001 and sung a song released in 2003.

Yeah. I’m an early 90’s baby and I had no idea who Aliyah was until people realized R. Kelly was unsecretly a pedo the whole time. Then a bunch of rap songs started mentioning her like they had always remembered her.

All that R Kelly stuff has been in the news recently. Still unlikely that a 19 year old would know her name tho

Remix to ignition is still a decently popular party song

No one younger than 22 has heard of remix to ignition.

I'm 21 so checkmate boomer

Ok, no Zoomer with a social life has heard of that song. Better?

According to HackerFactors gender guesser, the OP is infact a woman. Over 600 point difference in favor of it being a woman.

A lot of the little word choices seem female to me, too. This was definitely written by a buttmad 30-something year old foid that got dumped for a younger woman.

Or even some post wall foid that saw the scene go down. First half is somewhat believable, guy walks over to group of young chicks and starts flirting.

The rest of it, where they start mocking him instead of swooning over the attention of an obvious chad, is where the story goes off the rails so to say.

Like which word choices? I agree, but I can not put my finger on it.

This is why you don't interact with foids. Little to no daddy appreciation.

19? Damn, even our hero Darqwolff couldn't resist the allure of the necromatriarchy.

That is the fucking worst fiction writing.

What 19 year old thinks of R Kelly as the first pedo that comes to their head. That's how you know it's fiction written by someone in their 30s.

The birthday woman said that it didn’t matter, it’s weird for someone my age to hit on them,

lol it's absolutely not weird for a 31 year old to hit on a 19 year old... It's not even really weird for a 31 year old to date a 19 year old.

Here's what she really meant:

it’s weird for someone UNNATRACTIVE my age to hit on them

And that's a good thing.

I don't know if it's creepy for a 31 year old to talk to a 19 year old, I mean chicks typically prefer older guys, sometimes quite a bit older. What I think is baffling is why anyone would ever want to talk to a group of 19 year olds, idc how hot they are. I'm in my mid fucking twenties and I can't stand 19 year olds.

They still look like children tbh.

Remind me why these "children" have the ability to vote?

The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy.

The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.

But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.

Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.

Half your age plus seven is the rule.

19 years? Much too old for the Wolff.

to be fair, im almost a boomer and dont date over 25 either