Based and /tv/ pilled.

Chris Pratt is two years from starring in christian films next to other conservative hacks. Starlord is what made him a star, and all his castmates hate him.

Wait why do they hate him? Isn't he supposed to be some loveable bro

He's an evangelical.

HARAM

He is A LOT into religion. But A LOT.

God's Not Dead 3

even if hes christian capeSHIT IS STILL CAPESHIT

Mcu ended with endgame bro

This guy thinks Disney's going to turn off the money faucet! 🤣🤣🤣

Disney won't but audience numbers are going to gradually atart dropping off

RDJ basically built the MCU. No shit.

going to gradually atart dropping off

So it'll be dead in about 10 years then?

Give or take. Thats about how long it took for Westerns to die off after they hit their peak in the 50s.

thanks grandpa

Hey im just regurgitating information that i was told by grandpas or people who study grandpaism

im just regurgitating information

same same

Lol lets throw away the money fountain bc we made a conclusion to a saga

They're gonna shamelessly milk the franchise to death instead of going out on a high note.

high note

Did you expect anything else buddy

Lol n🤑pe.

I didn't. But I admire them killing off three of their best money makers.

“Bob, we concluded the MCU, time to shut t down!”

“You what? No, we’ve got 60 years of films lined out. PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP BOYS!”

I was roped in with iron man, it's over for me now.

Fucking amazing

What is a high evolutionary?

an approved submitter on r/drama

What is it in superhero world?

Death is a preferable alternative to knowing facts about capeshit

A high evolutionary is a MCU character. He is the only human who has beyond superhero capabilities-- AKA the only human from Earth with cosmic powers. Scarlet Witch comes close to his power, but not much.

His powers are equivalent of dormammu you probably saw from Dr Strange movie.

Thanos and Iron Man are the two supervillan and superhero respectively who wielded infinity gauntlet and had superior powers than the cosmic beings. (in the MCU universe)

So cosmic beings are basically in the power level of something like Ronin with the Power Stone from GotG?

Never seen Dr. Strange so I don't know Dormammu

You’re not missing much Doctor strange is on the level of Thor 2,Black panther and captain marvel

No, the example you gave is not the case.

With only power stone, Ronin only has enough power to affect a single planet at a time.

With cosmic powers, you have the ability to affect the whole universe, or even have the powers to manipulate matter to create new ones.

Since you are familiar with Got2, Star Lord's father Ego is actually a cosmic entity.

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SEETHING

😂

Good thing I don't care or know about any of this "main-stream media" the only thing that truly effects me is the sky people. You're crappy attempt at trying to distract me from how many clones of Harrison Ford hollywood made due to him always dying in helicopter crashes is pathetic.

Proof is here in this YouTube lonk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0qaZWT3UCk

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lol

Starlord dies in gaurdians of the Galaxy 3

lol

Drax's daughter is alive

could not care less

Rocket was created by the high evolutionary

who?

Norman Osborn is the main villain of mcu phase 4

...who?

Harry and Chameleon are in Far from home

literally fucking who?

zoz

zle

zozzle

Norman Osborn is the main villain of mcu phase 4

...who?

early 2000's Willem Dafoe.

you know, I'm something of a capeshitter myself

*cue turbo smirk*

The real sign of an MCU capeshit fan on r/drama is when they pretend not to know who obvious characters are

I know star lord and shit, but how the fuck is "Norman Osborn" and "The high evolutionary" an obvious character?

You seem pretty young, but either way you're saying you never watched the good Spider-Man with Willem Defoe's Norman/Goblin?

And Harry was in literally all three

Not knowing Chameleon isn't bad tho

Oh Norman Oswald is the Goblin? Its been ages since that movie came out so I dont remember all the normal peoples names, only their Cape names.

I'm guessing that in that case Harry is the Green Goblins son? I seem to remember him having a name like that.

Disappointing, disappointing indeed

Look I'm only a casual capeshit consumer. Half the movies they release I dont even bother watching. I only watch the big ones (and guardians of the galaxy because I actually find the comedy really good in those).

Exposing yourself as an MCU capeshitter here is big brain

Meh, as long as you're not one of those mouth drooling retards who automatically loves everything to do with the MCU then you're all good in my books.

That was like 2 Spider-Man’s ago

By the time I'll get around to watching all that shit I'll forget the spoilers LMAO.

Post it somewhere else on plebbit and link the fallout please.

Didn't starlord die twice already?

Star lord has died in literally every movies he’s in

Norman Osborn

I think you mean Donny Osmond

He fucks his Sister and Brie Larson

<3

I feel all this spoiler stuff is just a way for /r/drama to talk about stuff they’re too ashamed to admit they watch.

I feel all this spoiler stuff is just a way for /r/drama to talk about stuff they’re too ashamed to admit they watch.

i guarantee you that every single poster in r/drama watches some amount of capeshit.

last one I saw was the first avengers, shit came too fast after that and I lost interest. I loved comic stuff as a kid and the first 2 tobyman movies were dope.

I don't. I'm cool 😎😎😎.

But I do watch throneshit and spaceshit so I'm no better.

Spaceshit is much worse lmao

Throneshit and spaceshit are worse. At least capeshit has some sort of unifying vision and direction to it and has reasonably competent writing.

Throneshit at least had boobies.

If you're such a simpleton that you need to get your "boobies" via prestige shitty TV, you really should just throw yourself off a building and have the disability money go somewhere more productive.

You're missing the point. I've never watched Game of Thrones, but thanks to its existence I can go online and find images of Natalie Dormer's shapely bosoms.

Peak COPE here

I saw the end of the spiderman film when it was on telly once, but I guess if you count Mephistopheles or Zarathustra then yes I guess I'm guilty of that pleasure just as you are, all goes to show really that we're not so different as maybe we might suppose...

Stultus.

wrong.

now throneshit on the other hand...

Squaredcircleshit personally

no, you're just a faggot

I watched the Dark Knight when it came out. I suppose that counts.

It might, but back then only Bill Maher was leading the charge.

I only watch cuckold porn

I don't but it's because Im a shutin loser

Does it count if my gf forces me to watch it?

The most recent superhero film I watched is Blade 2. It's peaked, why carry on?

inb4 black/indian/asian harry osborne LOL

fucking tag kinda gives it away now

smh jannies gotta spoil all the fun

Norman Osborn is the main villain of mcu phase 4

Looks like they are doing Dark Reign or something like it.

OwO

imagine caring about galaxyshit

The last three can be easily deciphered lol, talk about lame spoilers

If Chris Pratt leaves the MCU and Batista doesn't I'll eat a fucking dragonfruit

How can one man be so based?

If i could flay you like bolton ramsay, i fucking would ya cunt

Fake AF, the Spidey contract runs out after FFH.

Marvel will never let that cash cow die

"Film studio will make films"

Thanks for this take

I thought Rocket, along with a whole bunch of other anthropromorphic sentient animals, was created by the machines who were left to oversee the Cuckoo's Nest Loonies because cute animals who can talk are exactly what a planet full of insane people need.

Sure it is kiddo

you are gonna give some fat soyboy a heart attack

Which one is starlord?

-Galatians 4:16

As opposed to actually knowing the main character?

Capeshitter cope

Capeshitter cope

Yessssssss I love waking up to the smell of coffee and cope

Oh shit, we are going to have the High Evolutionary in the MCU?

Kewl

Starlord dies in gaurdians of the Galaxy 3

Doubt it. Maybe he dies at the end and is immediately brought back after in 4.

Drax's daughter is alive

who cares

Rocket was created by the high evolutionary

who

Norman Osborn is the main villain of mcu phase 4

who

Harry and Chameleon are in Far from home

who

All this supposed to be from the guy with the end game spoilers so it seems legit. Spread the word, ruin a capeshitters day

Is this confirmed? Where was it leaked? Won't be fun spreading it around if its fake.

They're going to kill off mega star Chris Pratt only 3 movies in? I don't buy that for a second. Disney is waay too greedy to try that.

Pratt probably wants out. I think he saw how Chris Evans was handcuffed to the franchise and he doesn’t want to be typecast. It’s the same reason why Gwyneth fucked off after Iron Man 3 and didn’t come back until they offered her a truckload of money.

That would be his 5th movie and 7 years in the MCU (in 2021).

If they bring back the Iron Patriot suit for Osborne to use, I’ll be impressed.

I should off myself for caring about this.

Don’t worry you enjoy something it’s fine as long as you’re not crying over a Star Wars trailer shot of sand you’re fine

Lmao

so now they have intergalactic alien heroes like Thor and godtier creatures like marvel and scarlet witch on the team, and the big bad isn’t an alien demigod intent on destroying the universe, it’s... Elon Musk?

who fucking cares? there’s no way he could win

Wait do far righters like capeshit or is this a libtard owning thing?

And still no Adam Warlock. Try to ruin my capeshit and I will bloatmaxx the shitty sub until every one of you faggots goes back to /r9k/ or /b/

That's alright then. I was really scared they wouldn't include the extremely graphic sexual assault in the movie but I'm glad to hear they will

Alfred Borden has a twin

Rosebud is a sled

Bruce Willis is a ghost

Mr. Glass caused David's train crash

Iron Man dies

Everyone dies in The Departed

The Village is set in modern day

Tyler Durden is the main character

Norman Bates is his mother

i love you

Norman Osborn is the main villain of mcu phase 4

God this hurts so it must be true.