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Games: use guns to kill people

Reddit: this this is problematic.

Wut

It's consistent. A lot of wokies bitch about people voting in their own interest when someone else will lose out because of it. It's the same scenario except post apocalyptic.

Guns being able to kill people is propaganda.

Silence is propoganda.

I'm listening to a podcast where the host, a life long games "journalist" says shooting guns in games should be fucked up.

They mean as in what? Like mentally make your character unstable? More recoil? What? I’m genuinely curious.

I think it was more like you as a player shouldn't be ok with just shooting guns all the time in games. If you're curious, it's in the most recent Bombcast when they're talking about the new CoD.

Thank u I genuinely am. I want to listen now, but I actually could see a point in a game where you are some random jackoff. But if you are a trained soldier they literally train u to fucking shoot people so you are ok with it lol.

The game is actually going for that, from what they were talking about, not that I think it will achieve it. I just really found it funny that Jeff tied that into the sound of the gun firing and less the context of the shooting. To me it came off as white SF liberals who think we should be having this experience with multiplayer shooters because guns = bad and games need to be pushing specifically my agenda in current year (rather than the agenda CoD has had for how ever many years it was running until IW left).

my vidya megacorp has to say politics I agree with or it's bad

Ubisoft is the only game company that gets this woke scolding from these people, all because that Far Cry game set in America didn’t get in your face and say Blumpf bad.

They wanted a Drumph supporter murder simulator and got the tranny equivalent of blueballs.

the tranny equivalent of blueballs

So...blueballs?

Yeah.

but with trannies

It sounds sexy the way you say it, bb.

Feminine blueballs.

Like I said in another thread

I remember when Far Cry 5 came out and Chapocels coped about how the cult in it wasn’t far-right enough. Forgetting the fact that a lot crazy cults were apolitical and one of the most infamous cult leaders of all time was an avowed socialist: https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-ballad-of-jim-jones-from-socialist-cult-messiah-to-mass-killing-monster

also the fact most successful cults end up building communes with shared property and workload

It's funny because Ubisoft goes out of its way to be as progressive as possible. Assassin's Creed hops from continent to continent and has had protagonists of basically every ethnicity by now and Watch Dogs 2 was all about a diverse group of hip millennials. You'd think they would get less shit than almost any other company.

I would consider the husky operator they added to Siege a progressive move but they named her Gridlock so it's a wash.

The inverse-wokeness law of the universe at play

The funniest part of all the AC wokeshit is how this new '2 player chracters' thing they've been doing recently is transparently a way to cover for the fact that they know just straight up having a female protagonist would hurt sales.

Um, sweaty, did you ever play Super Maria Sisters?

to be fair i dont think hopping continents is an argument here. That just keeps the game fresh. Standard Business Practice.

I wouldnt want however many games there already are all set in Rome or Istanbul.

I didn’t mean those things as criticisms, that’s just how the series is. I still enjoy the series overall. The changing locations is the only reason anyone still plays them.

There are almost no games set in Istanbul. Which is a shame

What about Constantinople?

They'll never be happy or satisified.

It was absolute shit though. And it is pretty funny how hard Ubi went to make it as retardedly non political as possible, like how this doomsday cult in rural Montana is super racially diverse.

People join a cult don't need to be from local area. Moving somewhere remote afterwards makes sense.

I’d say that happens in most cults. Removing people from their support systems makes them more reliant on the cult. It’s usually also why they demand every dime the member makes/has it makes them easier to control.

A lot of the game is about you using your sanctioned government powers to take down bands of primarily poor people...

Desire to play The Division Intensifies

Lmao I love that they always leave out the poor where these "primarily poor people" shoot everyone they see.

There'll be less actual content when 90% of the sub is banned though retard. Shitty metaposts will become 80% of the posts here

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Socio-economic factors.

Despite being 13% of the population pls murder my entire family for the contents of our pantry.

you just cant win with gamers

you make a game with politics its bad think you make a game without politics its bad think

lmao, though im sure the only people who actually give a shit about this is americans

They want games to be political but only by beating you over the head with a message that they agree with.

There'll be less actual content when 90% of the sub is banned though retard. Shitty metaposts will become 80% of the posts here

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Why do you think smart celebrities avoid political topics altogether? The only way to win is not to play.

Look at Leonardi Dicaprio. The only opinions he has publically stated are that he thought Bernie was a decent guy and that we should save the rainforest which are both about as noncontroversial as can be.

he thought Bernie was a decent guy

Hang the fucker by his toes

Horse quartering imo

father I crave political discussion in video? games???

God you need to be sad to want your games to have political views. This is what happens when no one talks to you in person, you hope for political discussion to arise from vidya.

You'd think they'd have gotten their fill of politics, you know, literally everywhere else -- from capeshit movies to buying razors -- and wouldn't mind a little break.

Theres lotsa purely fictional games tho sl i dont understand the outrage. Like, 99% non-political.

It makes games a bit more lifelike imo.

Sure i dont need it, but it keeps people away from basement dwelling.

brother if you have no one to talk to about politics irl and you need the vidya to talk politics with you, go join a Lego club or lawn bowls. This is peak basement.

This is where the conversation ends and the insults begin, huh?

Yes bbg it's r/drama why would I talk reasonably

Seriousposting is a crime

whats great is because these people are all urbanite scum the “rioters” they are bitching about are going to be the people literally raping and killing the woke crowd lol. If any community is going to work to survive it’s goibg to be tightly night rural fentanyl Americans lol.

Go outside.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweaty? have sex.

Tards who go on and on about how "everything is political" must be a total blast at parties.

90% of the time it isn't that deep you fucking nerds, give it a break.

Holy shit those people are still bitching about this after like a fucking year.

Fuck r games and their chapo infestation

Ah yes, having principles and taking a stance is childish, while pussyfooting around thorny subjects is adult.

This but post-ironically

These fags really want mega corporations to virtue signal.

Lol that faggot has to work on a saturday

And spent his lunchbreak seriousposting some bullshit lmfao