I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
It was invented by Dan Savage. You know how white gays are now thoroughly cancelled in the SJWverse? Savage was the canary in that particular coal mine.
It's one of those anti-helpful things that you tell people with problems to feel good about yourself for "helping." Similar to "be yourself"
Truth: it doesn't get better unless you make it get better, telling people otherwise just solidifies an external locus of control and the learned helplessness that comes with it
you are right that "it gets better" is totally meaningless, but "it doesnt get better unless you make it better" is better but still meaningless, and the rest is psychobabble
everyone who genuinely says "wow thanks im cured" blatantly ignores the fact that all their problems are literally just laziness and lack of purpose. the fact you don't get out of bed and get girls is cause you're a lazy fat fuck, not a "chemical imbalance" (that's literally a lie btw, there's no actual scientific evidence for ANYTHING of the sort causing anxiety, depression, et cetera - t. real scientist)
Sounds like you have no clue how mental illness works, but okay. I mean, literally nobody said a thing about getting girls, but here you are running your mouth and making assumptions. Lol
I love the narrative of le evil corporations destroying video games, when gamers could simply not give these companies money, no one is holding a gun to your acne-covered heads
AAA games is like pure CGI cocaine. Those indie developers just got the cheap laundery detergent cut stuff :p. I mostly just play indie metroid clones and roguelikes but yah iv seen the complaints everywhere.
Sadly I think it's just the top of the screen-I think the Blm lives flag has like three lines of different shades of brown, this image would be 100x more funny if they used that version.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-09
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 BigBrownDog12 2019-06-09
Sentient
1 5000yearoldragon 2019-06-09
1 ShieldmaidenMathilda 2019-06-09
Dont worry snappy, it gets better.
1 seenten 2019-06-09
Who tf gilded snappy
1 -9069x- 2019-06-09
Lacks Epic Games.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-06-09
Destroyed
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-09
Cope
1 rsrfy 2019-06-09
the virgin "it gets better" vs the chad "it's over for you"
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-09
Seeth
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-06-09
is this still a catchphrase? is that picture recent?
i haven't heard that shit since like 2015
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
I think of "Wow thanks, I'm cured" when I hear that slogan
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-09
This is a slogan?
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
It gets better sounds like a slogan to me, at least. Respect if it got better for you though
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-09
This sentence confuses and enrages me.
EA came up with a gay slogan? They were doing this instead of fixing their games I assume.
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
EA didn't invent it, but they piggybacked off of the person who did. That's even worse
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-09
I'd never heard of it before right this moment but I don't pay attention sometimes
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
It's a youth centered LGBT charity that is barely audible anymore. I'm not surprised you missed it
1 femroot 2019-06-09
I think it was the trevor project it was backed by the popular gay YouTubers I think
1 rDygd 2019-06-09
Wait, it's not a memey photoshop?
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-06-09
It was invented by Dan Savage. You know how white gays are now thoroughly cancelled in the SJWverse? Savage was the canary in that particular coal mine.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-09
Savage the radio guy right
He sounds like a total sperg.
Yea lmao who could have seen that slippery slope coming.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-06-09
I think you're thinking of Michael Savage. Don't get me wrong, he's a colossal homosexual too, the difference is that Dan Savage is open about it.
1 zhcyiD9-png 2019-06-09
it was some LGBTQ**** thing a couple of years back. all i remember was that one fag sex columnist was involved or something.
1 Fortizen 2019-06-09
It's one of those anti-helpful things that you tell people with problems to feel good about yourself for "helping." Similar to "be yourself"
Truth: it doesn't get better unless you make it get better, telling people otherwise just solidifies an external locus of control and the learned helplessness that comes with it
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
If I could upvote more than once, I would. You nailed it
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-09
you are right that "it gets better" is totally meaningless, but "it doesnt get better unless you make it better" is better but still meaningless, and the rest is psychobabble
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-09
everyone who genuinely says "wow thanks im cured" blatantly ignores the fact that all their problems are literally just laziness and lack of purpose. the fact you don't get out of bed and get girls is cause you're a lazy fat fuck, not a "chemical imbalance" (that's literally a lie btw, there's no actual scientific evidence for ANYTHING of the sort causing anxiety, depression, et cetera - t. real scientist)
https://i.redd.it/c9z1mrmcifd21.jpg
1 deadofnightofficial 2019-06-09
Sounds like you have no clue how mental illness works, but okay. I mean, literally nobody said a thing about getting girls, but here you are running your mouth and making assumptions. Lol
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-09
literal biochemist whos read a lot of psychology literature and it is - bluntly - BS
tis but an example
1 wageovsin 2019-06-09
Its really a evil mastermind to distract gamers with broad social isdues, while they pump the DLC model and plot the take over of steam
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-06-09
aevil
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-06-09
I love the narrative of le evil corporations destroying video games, when gamers could simply not give these companies money, no one is holding a gun to your acne-covered heads
1 wageovsin 2019-06-09
AAA games is like pure CGI cocaine. Those indie developers just got the cheap laundery detergent cut stuff :p. I mostly just play indie metroid clones and roguelikes but yah iv seen the complaints everywhere.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-06-09
What ever happened to just buying games that you find fun after playing/pirating a demo?
1 oPLABleC 2019-06-09
yeah I've been playing Hollow Knight lately too
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-09
1 Manny-Heffley 2019-06-09
shudup pebblethrow is a mobutuist
1 IamBarbacoa 2019-06-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukH-aPJysjQ
1 Where_are_from_cel 2019-06-09
Micro-transactions and micro-aggressions. I see EA is trying to get some of that speedrunning troon money.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-06-09
“Get the gender neutral bathroom dlc for only 9.99”
1 _-Drama_Llama-_ 2019-06-09
You're not even wrong
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-06-09
I know. Watched metokur stream about it live.
The sad part is people will unironically buy it.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-06-09
Lol, this won't sell. We all know that the typical gamer just shits in a bucket.
1 zhcyiD9-png 2019-06-09
Which is odd because the "It Gets Better" Project was started by someone widely considered a transphobe by those people.
1 mohrcore 2019-06-09
I feel offended by such a blatant use of LGBTQ+ for marketing purposes, and I'm not even an LGBTQ+ person.
1 Mamalgam 2019-06-09
1 dart200d 2019-06-09
meh, ea has been shit for awhile.
1 Adramolino 2019-06-09
Is it just me or are they using the blm version of the flag?
1 1007cats 2019-06-09
Sadly I think it's just the top of the screen-I think the Blm lives flag has like three lines of different shades of brown, this image would be 100x more funny if they used that version.
1 1007cats 2019-06-09
TRANS FEMINIST POC DISABLED GAMERS RISE UP
1 OceanGeese 2019-06-09
EA only hides behind the rainbow flag if they've released a fat pile of a product, done so for the last the years, doubt that this is any different.
I rest my case.