This image instantly kills gamers

439  2019-06-09 by BigBrownDog12

52 comments

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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Sentient

Dont worry snappy, it gets better.

Who tf gilded snappy

Lacks Epic Games.

Destroyed

It gets better

Cope

the virgin "it gets better" vs the chad "it's over for you"

Seeth

is this still a catchphrase? is that picture recent?

i haven't heard that shit since like 2015

It gets better

I think of "Wow thanks, I'm cured" when I hear that slogan

This is a slogan?

It gets better sounds like a slogan to me, at least. Respect if it got better for you though

This sentence confuses and enrages me.

EA came up with a gay slogan? They were doing this instead of fixing their games I assume.

EA didn't invent it, but they piggybacked off of the person who did. That's even worse

I'd never heard of it before right this moment but I don't pay attention sometimes

It's a youth centered LGBT charity that is barely audible anymore. I'm not surprised you missed it

I think it was the trevor project it was backed by the popular gay YouTubers I think

Wait, it's not a memey photoshop?

It was invented by Dan Savage. You know how white gays are now thoroughly cancelled in the SJWverse? Savage was the canary in that particular coal mine.

Savage the radio guy right

A huge part of what animates homophobia among young people is paranoia and fear of their own capacity to be gay themselves.

The Bible is a radically pro-slavery document. Slave owners waved Bibles over their heads in the Civil War and justified it.

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school

He sounds like a total sperg.

You know how white gays are now thoroughly cancelled in the SJWverse?

Yea lmao who could have seen that slippery slope coming.

Savage the radio guy right

I think you're thinking of Michael Savage. Don't get me wrong, he's a colossal homosexual too, the difference is that Dan Savage is open about it.

it was some LGBTQ**** thing a couple of years back. all i remember was that one fag sex columnist was involved or something.

It's one of those anti-helpful things that you tell people with problems to feel good about yourself for "helping." Similar to "be yourself"

Truth: it doesn't get better unless you make it get better, telling people otherwise just solidifies an external locus of control and the learned helplessness that comes with it

If I could upvote more than once, I would. You nailed it

you are right that "it gets better" is totally meaningless, but "it doesnt get better unless you make it better" is better but still meaningless, and the rest is psychobabble

everyone who genuinely says "wow thanks im cured" blatantly ignores the fact that all their problems are literally just laziness and lack of purpose. the fact you don't get out of bed and get girls is cause you're a lazy fat fuck, not a "chemical imbalance" (that's literally a lie btw, there's no actual scientific evidence for ANYTHING of the sort causing anxiety, depression, et cetera - t. real scientist)

https://i.redd.it/c9z1mrmcifd21.jpg

Sounds like you have no clue how mental illness works, but okay. I mean, literally nobody said a thing about getting girls, but here you are running your mouth and making assumptions. Lol

Sounds like you have no clue how mental illness works, but okay

literal biochemist whos read a lot of psychology literature and it is - bluntly - BS

I mean, literally nobody said a thing about getting girls, but here you are running your mouth and making assumptions

tis but an example

Its really a evil mastermind to distract gamers with broad social isdues, while they pump the DLC model and plot the take over of steam

a evil

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I love the narrative of le evil corporations destroying video games, when gamers could simply not give these companies money, no one is holding a gun to your acne-covered heads

AAA games is like pure CGI cocaine. Those indie developers just got the cheap laundery detergent cut stuff :p. I mostly just play indie metroid clones and roguelikes but yah iv seen the complaints everywhere.

What ever happened to just buying games that you find fun after playing/pirating a demo?

yeah I've been playing Hollow Knight lately too

Videogames?

  • Stonetoss

shudup pebblethrow is a mobutuist

Micro-transactions and micro-aggressions. I see EA is trying to get some of that speedrunning troon money.

“Get the gender neutral bathroom dlc for only 9.99”

I know. Watched metokur stream about it live.

The sad part is people will unironically buy it.

Lol, this won't sell. We all know that the typical gamer just shits in a bucket.

Which is odd because the "It Gets Better" Project was started by someone widely considered a transphobe by those people.

I feel offended by such a blatant use of LGBTQ+ for marketing purposes, and I'm not even an LGBTQ+ person.

removed and benned by AEO

meh, ea has been shit for awhile.

Is it just me or are they using the blm version of the flag?

Sadly I think it's just the top of the screen-I think the Blm lives flag has like three lines of different shades of brown, this image would be 100x more funny if they used that version.

TRANS FEMINIST POC DISABLED GAMERS RISE UP

EA only hides behind the rainbow flag if they've released a fat pile of a product, done so for the last the years, doubt that this is any different.

Sims 4 shit.

I rest my case.