i’m on a plane and you guys should help me stay awake so I get less jet-lagged

16  2019-06-18 by MasterLawlz

i’ve been up since 4 AM and I’m tired as fuck tbh. Just need to last a few more hours then I’m in the clear and can sleep

84 comments

1  paxtimus 2019-06-18

i usually download a million of those stupid instagram games before i fly so idk

1  bussylmao 2019-06-18

Boomer here, wtf are Instagram games?

1  paxtimus 2019-06-18

instagram has a ton of these ads everywhere for these assorted, generally very shitty, games for your phone. they require like 1 brain cell and are addictive as fuck

1  bussylmao 2019-06-18

So are the on the actual Instagram app or do you download them from the regular app store. Cause I was picturing the former

1  paxtimus 2019-06-18

no you download them off the app store lol

1  TheColdTurtle 2019-06-18

I thought they were like those old Facebook games, you know the ones you play on facebook.

1  Jeb4Pres2020 2019-06-18

I work with a boomer that literally just plays a Facebook slots game all day every day. In a 40 hour work week, I would estimate that he spends at least 30 hours playing it. Whenever he actually has to work, he spends more time complaining about the work than actually doing it. I think he makes 6 figures.

When I'm his age, I want to be just like him.

1  ClementineChime 2019-06-18

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1  centrist_btw 2019-06-18

addictive as fuck

I guess, if you're an easily amused chimp. those games are trash

1  paxtimus 2019-06-18

they’re trash garbage but i’ve been playin zigzag since like 2013, addictive as fuck. anyone who didn’t play flappy bird or temple run is a liar

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-06-18

how much did you pay for in-flight internet

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

It’s free if you have T-Mobile

1  WarSanchez 2019-06-18

Delta?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Yeah

1  WarSanchez 2019-06-18

Watch a movie on their screens. I re watched Logan and remembered why I hate capeshit movies.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

But Logan was really cool

1  WarSanchez 2019-06-18

It had it's good moments and then strange awkward moments.

1  ManBearFridge 2019-06-18

Like the weird camera shots when the kids were killing soldiers? That was odd. Didn't ruin the movie though.

1  Burnnoticelover 2019-06-18

T-Mobile

No

1  Arbys_Official 2019-06-18

Verizon-cel COPE😂😂😂😂

1  seenten 2019-06-18

I thought most flights offer it free at all times on your own device? Maybe only on long flights.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Yeah my second flight has that stuff. It was the connecting flight that didn’t.

1  Rocketteman 2019-06-18

What's the ping like? Could you play FIFA?

1  canipaybycheck 2019-06-18

Read top askreddit posts, that's what I do

1  goldfish_memories 2019-06-18

Peak Reddit lmao

1  Mayos_side 2019-06-18

Who's around you?

1  lifesbrink 2019-06-18

His imaginary friends

1  SJCards 2019-06-18

What tulpa account do you this is his?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Some lady and a guy and both are watching Captain Marvel

1  Mayos_side 2019-06-18

Nice.

1  ason 2019-06-18

  1. Tell her you are a celebrity on reddit.com/r/Drama
  2. Let her know that Captain Marvel is a soy movie, and her current beau is a soylord.
  3. Suggest that she watch Ben 10 with you, then enjoy a handy under the airplane blanket.

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2019-06-18

Initiate a conversation about ethics in movie journalism

1  ashleychudd 2019-06-18

Thought you’d have to buy two seats.

1  Intensely_Accurate 2019-06-18

Post flight number so everyone can know when you made it home safe.

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-18

What's your take on the jewish question?

1  SJCards 2019-06-18

The State of Israel should exist with Jerusalem as its capital.

1  TheEquimanthorn 2019-06-18

Get out.

1  SJCards 2019-06-18

t. ethnically Arab resident of the former British Mandate.

1  FINAL_ANAL_DISASTER 2019-06-18

I just want to inform everyone here that Taylor Swift’s nudes have leaked.

Google “The Lavon Affair.”

1  wow___justwow 2019-06-18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneCkM0bJq0

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-18

If you could have sex with any drama user (apart from me) who would it be?

1  CthuIhuhoop 2019-06-18

I hope it's me 🤤💦

1  Copamine_OD 2019-06-18

Trappysaruh 100%

1  likeoldjob 2019-06-18

737-MAX, do your thang.

1  Exile_The_Fallen 2019-06-18

No

1  ItsSugar 2019-06-18

I hope you somehow end up in the no-flight list.

1  RichEvansSexbot 2019-06-18

I hope the plane crashes into a mountain

1  ComedicSans 2019-06-18

Whoa! Fuck, man, that's uncalled for.

What's the mountain ever done to you?

1  shitpersonality 2019-06-18

dirty bomb dirty bomb dirty bomb

1  Ghdust2 2019-06-18

Where are you going?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Europe

1  htmlcoderexe 2019-06-18

eyy How's Europe treating you

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Pretty good so far

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-18

Does anyone else on the plane know your identity?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Yes, they have special seating for reddit moderators

1  goofylookinghomo 2019-06-18

The toilet?

1  Arbys_Official 2019-06-18

https://www.united.com/web/en-US/content/travel/specialneeds/disabilities/seating_accommodations.aspx

1  CthuIhuhoop 2019-06-18

what's your hijacking plans

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-06-18

Spitz are good for keeping your brain somewhat awake, gum is good too. Maybe someone will share their ADHD meds with you.

1  baIIrot 2019-06-18

Canadian scum

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-06-18

TIL Spitz are Canadian, but alas :( https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/spitz-tom-droog-bow-island-1.4543413

1  BannedAccountNumber6 2019-06-18

Make a twitch account and stream with text to speech donations available

1  whenweriiide 2019-06-18

where you flyin to big chief?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Europe

1  thebrokenbell 2019-06-18

Enjoy your trip, senpai!

Tip is to drink a lot or sleep a lot on plane - just disrupt your usual sleep schedule.

LOVE YOUUUUUU! ❤❤❤

1  notizzynoriega 2019-06-18

can someone talk to me im alone in darkness

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

hi

1  notizzynoriega 2019-06-18

hi..

1  ManBearFridge 2019-06-18

You should try reading some lawlzposts. Knocks me out every time.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Haha I know right

1  ubermanwolf 2019-06-18

If you think about how you're in an flying, heavy, rattling metal deathtrap that isn't attached to anything you should be fine.

1  UUUU__UUUU 2019-06-18

When are you going to make me a mod?

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

Nevruary 32nd

1  UUUU__UUUU 2019-06-18

No. Tomorrow is a good day to do it. All stars will be properly aligned.

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-06-18

Last post - 2 hours ago

hes gone lads

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

I finally got wi-fi again lol

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-06-18

well how was it

1  TheColdTurtle 2019-06-18

It is too late, but you need to watch wish upon

1  CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-18

Fuck you Lawlz. Also, who is taking care of your dog. I hope your plane crashes.

1  MasterLawlz 2019-06-18

He lives with my dad

Also, rude!

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1  d-amazo 2019-06-18

your life stability makes me angry that mine is currently a devolution into alcoholism and addiction despite my decade of seniority.

1  TheStruggleIsVapid 2019-06-18

This is the first good post you have ever made.