Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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btfo

Whom is subjective and not objective.

Based and learnedpilled.

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zozzle

It's spelled "whomst'd" nibba

It's a made up word used to trick students

Can someone explain the Keanu Reeves drama? Everything in related threads is gone

Some little kid didn't know who he was.

And redditors were pathetic enough to threaten him with rape and murder over it.

Manchildren threatening a literal kid with rape yikes

It's not rape if it's a free society.

STATISTS OUT OUT OUT

He has the acting talent of a plank of wood. Some people REEE when you point that out.

I enjoy it tbh. Its nice when his entire character is “he shuts up and mirders fuckers” like w rhe amount of quipping and “””banter””” that marvel and the like has, and the absolutely braindead boring oneliners of the cheap summer action flick, its just like a palate cleanser. Besides his movies generally feature a supporting cast that does the acting for him. Basically any time he has to deliver lines of dialogue it just comes out cheesy as fuck but when he has actors commenting on him and him being quiet and acting all intense its a vibe he can pull off very well.

Also hes the starring actor in a series I enjoy for having large amounts of extreme graphic violence

Yeah watching Keanu dome fuckers in relative silence is pretty nice in contrast with capeshit

You can replace the r in reddit with a c to see the threatening of some kid.

Oh I forgot that even existed, thanks!

whom

Ironically it's the same type of people who write shit like "Watching The Office is not a personality, KAREN"

This but unironically

I know of people who have an interest in Harry Potter and that doesn't sound weird that they don't instead define it as in interest in books.

Sardine knows people who like Harry Potter but not other books.

/surprised pikachu face

Stop being such a Slytherin.

That’s a total Ravenclaw (Hapa) thing to say.

Also, still don’t like The Office. I survived fucking 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, and some I’ve forgotten, but Office was just too formulaic for me. I’d get excited for a joke and it was just...disappointing.

How I Met Your Mother actually felt like an old parent telling me a boring story the entire time i watched it and I wasn't sure if it was a garbage show or some kind of simulation years ahead of its time. Now I know it was just a garbage show though

Yes please.

social media was a mistake

When a 7-year-old has more maturity than adults on Reddit lol

They wouldn't be arguing against it if he had said he stayed away from gamers.

75% of foid Tinder profiles mention one or more of the following: marijuana, Netflix, "adventures" and The Office.

I'd be curious to see what kind of shit girls see on dude's profiles on Tinder and if it's that goddamn boring and stupid.