reddit in current year + 4

667  2019-06-23 by Endless_mining_shaft

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I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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Exclusive features such as extra retardation and access to the brainless core group. Sign me the fuck up

press subscribe to own the fascists

A few down from that:

I come here to hide from Republicans. I try to play nice but goddamn is it hard not to scream when you're trying to explain the marginal tax rate and they just keep saying the rich will just decide to stop making money if we tax them too much.

lmfaoooooooo

Wew lad, do they not teach the Laffer Curve in economics any more?

""Economics"" classes these days are a bunch of Keynesian nonsense. Why would they teach something that's real?

When I went to college they covered the fundamentals of Keynesian and Austrian economics. Keynesian nonsense would actually work if the idiots employing followed the model. Dumping a bunch of government money in the economy can help a national economy, but they always forget the part where you're supposed to restrict government largess and pay back anything that was borrowed once the economy improves.

But that might hurt Marginalized Groups

ahahahahahahaha

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why is it that left wingers always talk shit about how theyre so much better than right wingers, but EVERY time they get a modicum of power they create just as bad inequality and suffering? i mean here its just moderators creating a special class of users, but if you cant fucking run a subreddit without this retardation how do you plan to run a country?

why is it that left wingers always talk shit about how theyre so much better

that's all you needed to sad, my man.

im not sad tho

I am, cause of all these libtards.

I'm just trying to GRILL brother.

to be completely honest im a rightoid but if you dont take any of this shit seriously, its just hilarious, and thats really the only way to look at this. and then you stop being so sad

Buddy, I was grillposting. I am a far rightoid, but I also don't take any of this shit seriously.

Leftoids could not take themselves more seriously, which is why it's funny to lampoon them.

well i didnt know what grillposting is until i literally just googled it, so i apologise for my misunderstanding. have a good day fellow rightcel

What is grill posting 🤔

Summer-themed boomerposting, MDEgenerate style.

hey i’m uneducated, what are leftoids and rightoids?

Leftoid = person with left-wing political beliefs Rightoid = person with right-wing political beliefs

ah ok, thanks.

hey i’m uneducated

You're a rightoid.

I can't wait until your non country gets cucked by the sea

My country is 80% mountainous, you turboautist. Good luck dealing with all the Floridaman refugees though - maximum height of the enture state is 95m above sea level.

country

L M A O

What will happen first - Louisiana repairing the Katrina damage or being eaten by the ocean?

Yes

Well played.

It was a gimme.

Yes, they really did set you up for that one, didn't they?

It's like dunking on a mentally retarded baby.

Definitely a rightoid.

There are all sorts of different mentally retarded babies. Could have been a Chapo.

Chapos aren't babies. They're unemployable limp-wristed manchildren. Babies can't grow a neckbeard.

Hmmm...you got me on that one.

Are we allowed to ping userleansbot, or literally no pinging whatsoever?

Dunno tbh.

to be completely honest im a rightoid

We could tell by your spelling and lack of punctuation.

Ex dee

The gini coefficient of the soviet union was absurdly lower than that of the United States

cope tankie, cope.

The gini coefficient

What is this fag shit? How about you get some 'gina instead? Fucking nerd.

Yeah, but the “food” and “everything else” coefficients were much better in the US

why is it that left wingers always talk shit about how theyre so much better than right wingers

because that's how politics works you numpty

The moderators didn’t create it though. Did anyone here read the actual thread? Lol

they support it by contiuing to use the hate-platform known as Reddit. If they were truly interested in praxis, they'd ditch this nazi breeding ground.

The back swing when they take control of the country again will be vicious. They've gone scorched earth on any Republican they could and the gop wont forget that. If you think birthers were bad, this will be block out the sun levels of worse, probably dozens of rape allegations and shit like that.

i cant wait

The only thing I hate more than Reddit is myself.

We appreciate the effort, but the only thing worse than Reddit at this point are the losers who infest LSC and Chapo...oh, and the MDEfugees, can't forget those clown(worlder)s.

How can you forget to include TrollXers?

As if I waste my time thinking about unfuckable foids.

Fuck you man. Her lips are full and, well they are full.

You probably already saw this. How long before the LSC mods sell out to the bourgeois for that sweet sweet 🤑🤑🤑?

Infest LSC and Chapo

Implying these subreddits weren't an echo chamber to foster retardation lmao.

I wasn't implying that at all. In fact, if I were implying anything, it was quite the opposite. Rather than be passive-aggressive and just imply things, I'd be happy to plainly state that LSC and Chapo are echo chambers comprised of nothing more than circle-jerking commie-larpers with Down's Syndrome. Are we all on the same page now?

Chill and correct your typo man.

I do what I want.

🤔

B A S E D

If you're here, you are probably a nice person to talk to, I like you random throwaway Reddit account person

wholesome /r/Drama

What a joke man. Classic clown world.

how many reddit sheckles would it cost 4 u to stop using frog twitter memes u wigger

silence cuck

BLACKing ur gf rn she says to tell you you have a small dick

What gf? Whats wrong fuck face? Whats got your knickers in a twist?

she also says to tell u u have never said anything funny or original in your life and to delete your account

if this is how far trolling has sunk thats just fucking sad

What gf? Whats wrong fuck face? Whats got your knickers in a twist?

Idk, you still seem to be fucking SEETHING over it 😂

Imagine admitting to being a lonely autist NEET to own the libs.

lmao

DEEEEEEPORTED.

This is a clown-free zone.

I was getting tired of RetardLite™. Thanks!

LSC thread

This is going to create a lot of drama. Even more so if it will be opt-out and if mods will be able make some pennies off of it.

OMG, they're sperging like crazy. "We never asked for this!" Someone should drop into that thread and tell them that Reddit is a private website and they can do what they want, since that's their go-to defense of anything stupid the admins do that they like.

You probably already saw this. How long before the LSC mods sell out to the bourgeois for that sweet sweet 🤑🤑🤑?

Won't take long, most commies/socialists are only in on the scam so they can rake in some money or because they think they'll be Der Commisar once the revolution comes.

because they think they'll be Der Commisar once the revolution comes.

"Temporarily embarrassed commissars" - Juden Steinbeck

Can't wait to see the drama and infighting that this brings.

How will it manifest? Will mods start competing with each other on the larger subs to try and get more trips than the other mods? Will they be stickying their comments and try to lock threads first, so that they can present more opportunities for more of those sweet tips.

I dunno but this is good for dramacoin

Ban those who do not tip.

The more I think about this the more problems I can think of and it just makes me so happy.

Given Chapo's numbers, right wingers will be crying to get some.

How will the mods recover now with all the shekels coming their way 🙄

Not one of them realizes they're hypocrites for using this site in the first place but this is too much?

Capitalism sucks gives capitalism ad revenue

Simple: They just say it doesn't count. Mental gymnastics can get you any pickle.

Wow company with lowest value/user does something to make more money, who could've predicted that 😲

Sad that you can't just ignore it and not buy it, and keep using the site just like you were before, while mocking everyone that does buy it, because you just don't judge individual choices.

Nah we don't moralize about people's consumption choices

😂😂

But when I buy guns and nazi paraphernalia, suddenly they get all bent out of shape.

This has to win the award for the least self aware comment on Reddit history.

There's no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism which is why it's okay that I always buy the newest Foxconn slave-labor phone and buy Starbucks every day.

I need these things to cope with our bourgeoisie hellscape existence.

if mods will be able make some pennies off of it.

Wait, the money goes to the moderators and not reddit itself?

It’s split, 60% OP, 20% reddit, 20% subreddit mods

I would wager a bar of gold

Ah yes, I’m sure we know how those subscribers Of LSC just have a bar of gold laying around to bet on reddit memes

Lol it's real?! I thought it was just a clever photoshop. This is just downright delightful.

It's only real for the fortnite sub. So far at least. Admins messed up with the url's:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/c3sdnj/reddit_has_added_a_special_membership_for/ertqdfb/

This is an experiment we're running within r/fortnitebr only. It is currently not available in other subreddits. While the URL is editable to make it appear like this experiment is available in other subreddits, that is not intended and we're working on a fix. This is an experiment only in r/fortnitebr and has not been expanded to other subreddits.

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EDIT: The fix to the subscription page is rolled out. It only works for the FortniteBR URL now.

Bummer. That's a good place to roll it out. Fortnitefags will buy anything on mommy's credit card

Who the fuck is tipping fortnite mods?

"BUT BRUH ITS TOTALLY DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT!"

bruh 🍆💦💦😂🤣

Reminder LSC mods: reddit, the platform you use to bitch about capitalism everyday, is a capitalist enterprise.

Don’t make me link the retarded comic, chud.

Also, and to quote LSC et al., it's a private company and they can do whatever they want.

Hog out or log out, chud.

Asking the proletariat to pay to join the revolution. Marx must be spinning in his grave fast enough to generate electricity.

Just think, if we were to harness the energy Marx's spinning corpse creates and then sell that on the free market, he'll spin even faster, creating more energy. This will create a self sustaining feedback loop.

I think we just invented perpetual motion.

Asking the proletariat to pay to join the revolution.

The thing is, though, that's nothing new. Germany's KPD in 1918 had dues, along with pretty much all the other commie orgs at the time.

You know what was free to join? The freikorps, where they handed you a leftover gun from the war and pointed at a commie for you to kill.

🤤

Is there an r/drama version?

Yes, it comes with a complimentary Trappysurah photo album.

But what makes it different from the free sub?

Um...The Aristocrats!

complimentary

Mandatory.

Even better.

Our dystopian cyberpunk future is going to be way gayer than what Keanu says.

I have an unhealthy amount of personal hatred for this website.

Lol nerd

why the fuck drama rotating

There's a long story behind that.

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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Oooh. the extended version from the first season. Hot

Oh god it's real

imagine subreddits autobanning people who use the paid emojis/ban anyone whose flagged as a premium member then the admins step in for harassing paying customers 😂

You chuds realize reddit itself is offering the exclusive access/ membership and has nothing to do with the subreddit right?...right? You gormless fucks.

What is a gorm?

Some sort of humanoid reptile space alien. Captain Kirk got in a fight with one once.

This revolution brought to you by Tencent and Burger King

IDK it seems like ur angry your socialist friends want to extract money from you and this is how you cope 😊

You already know it's a site wide implementation, and out of the hands of the late stage capitalism subreddit... so your critique is worth less than you are, I guess.. I'll wait with baited breath for your response.. should rustle all of my jimmies.

Why did they brought it to everyone's attention then, if they don't want people contributing. On top of that, they don't even want to "moralize about consumption choices" - seems pretty dodgy to me (and don't give me that "no ethical consumption under capitalism" line - LSC should criticize others for supporting shitty monetization practices).

Cope harder, LSC are moneygrabbing cunts and you're here defending them - hope you don't call yourself a leftist because you sure as hell ain't one.

The mods seem ... frustrated by this? Did they do this or not?

it's either this or obnoxious and invasive ads. bills aren't paid with upvotes.

Okay I may officially quit. Jannies getting paid is too much for me to process. It gives them some sort of legitimacy. Like can you imagine gallowboob rn, he’s likely on cloud 9. It’s so sad I’m not even able to express how sad this is w/o being banned.

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I'm late, but reddit is really swinging for the fences with this shit. If this sticks, it's going to be really dramatic and I am overjoyed.