The new face of COPE

202  2019-06-25 by jlesli4671

113 comments

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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I'm shocked at the amount of people in the replies who apparently have a positive opinion of this. Legitimately one of the most shameless, transparent things I've ever seen a politician do.

She's Horseshoe Trump. Blurt out random populist policies. Never back down. Create a cult of personality. All criticism is suspicious. And most importantly: own the libtards fascists.

Honestly, they should just fuck, already.

Yeah because Daddy really wants another rape accusation.

Yes, lefties loved Obama’s immigration policies and totally didn’t call him the deporter in chief or complain about detention conditions.

I said "average Democrat voter", not "mentally ill, open-borders advocate internet communists".

The average democrat voter wasn't exactly thrilled with the detention scandals either - but I suppose it's fair to say that they didn't get as outraged as they are now.

Some of that might be simple partisanship, but I'd be curious to see if the reaction would have been as muted had Obama spent a few years vomiting up non stop xenophobia - or if Trump hadn't.

*SNAP*

Yep. This one's... oh wait

"Okay, make a pouty face and look into the camera snap Great Alex, okay now look back at the fence longingly with extra sadness snap super Alex keep it up. Now pretend to cry a little, yeah bit more, super, snap we'll be rolling in donations thanks to these pics, the dumb old cat ladies and fat millennial girls will eat this up."

you've summed up these photos excellently.

Now...

Remove your shirt, I can't just hire a pretty face. I need to see what you look like naked...

I've had sex

With commie mommy? How was it? Did you have to stand in a bread line for that crumb of gussy?

He had to deal with AOC's soyboyfriend taking pictures... and errant tongue...

I'll pray for you. Just hang in tight there. Don't give up yet.

It's what gets people to the polls.

Commie mommy knows the average voter is retarded. Check those replies on Twitter, they're cheering her on ffs.

It's what gets people to the polls.

Commie mommy knows the average voter is retarded. Check those replies on Twitter, they're cheering her on ffs.

These comments are amazing

“You put your makeup and pick your outfit before you are outside struck with grief.

I just sobbed until hyperventilating in the car wearing a low cut romper. My mascara is pristine. My lipstick smudged only b/c of dinner. That speaks for my quality of makeup, not my emotions.”

Imagine sobbing until hyperventilating lol

Oh my god she's crying, shut it all down! Let them in!!

Kind of looks like a concerned Pepe imo

Lot's of lines on the face

oh no these poor kids (is my make up right) how injustice vote for me.

Foids not even once.

how the fuck do leftoids find this ugly spic attractive

Looks like a dogs face stapled on a human skull

When Commie Mommy feeds me my baby food she likes to use horses over aeroplanes. Open Wide!

Fiery minority women are my fetishizing

have you seen her dancing video? 😍😍😍

I mean, the next hottest lefty is nancy pelosi or hilldawg to be fair

Meanwhile, the right has the Cryptkeepers Anne Coulter and Kellyanne Conway, and the hippos Sarah (unfuckabee) Huckabee Sanders, Meghan McCain, and Liz Cheney.

Which conservative foid had that pic taken of them on the couch with bare feet? I'm not gay but that pic was hot.

Conway I think.

Meghan McCain

you can't tell me you wouldn't take a pull of buttermilk from that sow

Who dat is

Tulsi Gabbard I think.

nice

bruh that is almost certainly padma lakshmi

Yo what is up with that mtf face though

That's just the strong conviction required to support the Lion of the Euphrates, our beloved hero, the blessed Assad.

3 minutes into barrel-bombing the rebel scum and daddy bashar gives you this look, do you smash

Inshallah, our respective bussy would become known.

Based and Tigerpilled

That's hilldawg. She's been working out.

She's who I will vote for in 2024! 😍😍😍

Lol that is not Tulsi.

I would know.

skinny + fat tiddies+ shiny hair is like 85% of hotness, Scarlet Johansons got a face like a Baltic potato farmer but you don't hear me complaining.

😂😂😂

Scarlet Johansons got a face like a Baltic potato farmer

Damn, I didn't know Baltic farmers were beautiful tbh

Scarlet Johansons got a face like a Baltic potato farmer

Damn, I didn't know Baltic farmers were beautiful tbh

Baltic foids are usually attractive tho.

I don't think they go through as much as a babushka stage as Russians.

COPE

She's got that chiquita next door vibe

Girl got nice tits.

😡😡😡

The tits

gurl that lipstick AINT workin

what’s with brown women and bright red lipstick?

I’ve never seen red lipstick as attractive on anybody. Am I alone in this?

never been to r/huma?

I’m being honest, it just brings out a weird contrast in literally every human’s skin. Who the fuck thought it looked nice?

🤷‍♂️ circlejerking aside, I think it’s one of those fashion things that girls like but our moid brains can’t handle like fat chicks wearing high wasted pants

fat

chicks

Lmao

Thats to hide FUPA retard

If by hide you mean accentuate, then yes. Yes it does.

No you are not alone, makes foids look like bozo the clown.

I got to second base once with a Nordic coworker (idk which country one of those blonde/blue eyed ones) who always wore super bright red lipstick. It works with lighter skin I think

The downside being you’re with a white girl

What’s the worst part, the white, or the girl.

The lipstick

Looks pretty hot on twinks though

She wants to look poor. Poor people have shitty taste and can't afford stylists.

She needs a major league swag out.

Lip shaming smdh

couldn't even squirt some tears

weak

🤢🤢🤮🤮

Huh. Didn't recognise her without her teeth.

Try harder mommy. When Obama did it we all loved it

To be fair, I had just started explaining to her that this is exactly what happens in Harry potter.

The face you see when you post cringe

Just found out about fences... Damn that shit sucks

end fences 2019✊✊

Concentration fences

if you werent a dramatard id gold you

Gotta distract from president "fuck her fight in the pussy" somehow.

Agendaposting

I'm fine with agendaposting if it gets people to seethe and cope.

This is just lame.

I'm fine with agendaposting

'no'

And what exactly would to call this post?

malone

Don’t get so angry to the point of claiming another victim, Oni.

DAT AGENDA DOE

It's a smart move oni, having a friend post this at a public coffee shop while you're out looking for your next "girlfriend."

Alibis are important.

11-Year Club

YIKES

ZOIKS!

Sir, I have come to say the N word.

Doing that makes you cum?

It tingles my peepee and makes my life a tiny bit more interesting

Cope

Not sure if that is COPE, but it sure is fucking stupid. Def looks like a swimsuit photoshoot.

She’s a pandering idiot:

Never forget that the DDF unironically tried to use the hottest footage ever filmed of a political figure in a retarded attempt to discredit her.

...lol dude

Cope

What footage is this?

this turns me on

That deep dark look makes my cum a flow.

Not to be dramatic but I'd die for AOC