r/drama: cuck

1 bleached_ammonia 2019-07-04

dude zhcyiD9 lmao.

1 Bumminism 2019-07-04

Dude his sock puppet video lmao

1 ffbtaw2 2019-07-04

zhcyiD9

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1 watermark002 2019-07-04

Brother

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1 duchessHD 2019-07-04

low effort sticky, what else is new with you lawlz?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

Not much, back in the US

1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-04

are you implying that his stickies weren't low effort in the past?

1 SchitPhucker 2019-07-04

my theory was you were on a sex tour of eurpoe given the general lower age of consent

can you confirm?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

no

Some guys in my tour group tried to get me to do a group bundle package in the red light district. I said no. I wasn’t ready to get that close to them.

1 SchitPhucker 2019-07-04

not wanting to spitroast a euro whore with your buds

what are you, gay?

1 KingRuler07 2019-07-04

what are you, gay?

No, he an altar boy

1 CatsAreClassTraitors 2019-07-04

I don't think he was ready to be split roasted by his buds to save money.

1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-04

going on a trip with a tour group

This is ascended retardation, even for you

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

I wasn’t going to a foreign country totally on my own lol

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-04

lol pussy. Man up, even as weird and autistic and 20+db louder I am, I still met plenty of friends in western Europe.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

The tour group was specifically for young people though

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-07-04

You predator

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-04

Did you bunk with Darq?

1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-04

Imagine paying to get taken to every tourist possible

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-04

and then getting cucked by the chinks that are cutting in line everywhere

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-04

I try and keep an open mind when I'm around foreign tourists because they're in a new place and just want to see how much better America is then their homeland. But after having been to a few national parks and having flown out of Vegas with a Chinese tour group on board the flight, I can honestly say fuck Chinese tourists. They can go fuck their obnoxious, rude asses back to their polluted industrial hell holes.

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-04

/r/ChineseTourists

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-04

That got my hate boner fully erect.

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-04

a) Chinese Tourists

b) Roma

Two groups Reddit is $A-OK% okay with hating.

1 EugeneOneginAndTonic 2019-07-04

they should probably stop giving people a reason to hate them

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-04

As they should. And please use the correct term - gypsies or gypos.

1 PozzedBarebacker 2019-07-04

Gypos are Egyptians, friend.

1 PozzedBarebacker 2019-07-04

Don't forget illegals, everyone hates those assholes, too.

1 HomoSapiensAreGay 2019-07-04

Chinese tourists are the worst people in the world.

They're even worse than white women, which I never dreamt was possible.

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-04

I imagine that they brief you on timeshares every morning and how it's a good investment

1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-04

Christ you sound boring.

1 Pinksister 2019-07-04

I love you lawlz, you're so innocent and cute. Post racoon pix.

1 DayyyTripper 2019-07-04

It's over for Contikicels

1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-07-04

This is what a guy that just fucked a hooker in Europe would say.

1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-07-04

a group bundle package in the red light district

They have groupon for ho's now?

What a time to be alive.

1 Grundleberries 2019-07-04

Too right. Avoid the foid.

1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-07-04

Think of all the dick she's gettin

1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-07-04

implying she regularly has sex with all the men

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-04

implying she regularly has sex with ~~all~~ any of the men

She's having sex. Just not with any of her BFs

1 watermark002 2019-07-04

Imagine stooping so low for pussy your willing to get in line behind five other guys and still never getting any

Still a better relationship than anything I've ever been in thi

1 OverSocialization 2019-07-04

Another bf would be nice. My gf can’t nag me if she’s on a date with some other dude

1 Hobbesian_Tackle 2019-07-04

You underestimate the power of the nag.

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-04

women were born to be ball busters, she would love to nagx5 times more

1 ResistingDaddyDrumpf 2019-07-04

Why do they all look like various forms of James Franco?

1 d-amazo 2019-07-04

lmao let these retards orbit some fat middle-aged cunt and take her psychotic ass off the market.

at least all that'll be left is semi-normal ones.

1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-07-04

polyandry can contain elements of goddess worship

1 collectijism 2019-07-04

Queen of spades

1 9r1qm0005bst6u9a 2019-07-04

fart sniffing and ball busting, most likely

1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-04

Eh to be fair I’d be on it if the girl was hot enough.

1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-07-04

Have you ever met someone who could describe themselves as "active in the polyamorous community"? Trust me, they're not hot enough.

1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-07-04

finding a nerdy kinky goddess mommy gf that isn't fat, ugly, or weird

Sadly, a mere figment of the imagination. Like the shadow of a ghost in a unicorn's dream 😔😔😢

1 trexmundi 2019-07-04

Anyone who actively applies the 'poly' label, or any of its various sublabel flavors, to themselves is suspect, and probably fat. The keywords here are 'active' and 'community' though. With these two words you are guaranteed a choice between a personality disorder and morbid obesity. Often it's not even a choice. PCOS and a Thyroid condition come included in the box.

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-07-04

Welcome back! Have you seen any good movies?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

Nah I’ve been traveling, I need to see Toy Story and Spider-Man

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-07-04

Spiderman is pretty neat, if you know anything about mysterio you can basically guess the plot. Even still I got kinda hooked in and forgot about it.

1 Futhermucker 2019-07-04

out

1 rbsh123 2019-07-04

CAPESHIT OUT!

1 EarningsCallBimbo 2019-07-04

I missed u so mush :(

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-04

Thanks fam you too

1 ThatCoconut 2019-07-04

It's all well and good until your balls touch and he looks over at you with that special SuperMod smile.

1 Gfuel_Sam 2019-07-04

>2016

gay

1 my_other_drama_alt 2019-07-04

HEEEES BAAAAAAAAACK ;D

1 diggity_md 2019-07-04

C U C K S

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1 jimviking 2019-07-04

People were a mistake

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-04

poly at least don't live with their parents

1 aqouta 2019-07-04

Mormons aren't that bad

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-04

I want all the deets on your trip

1 muffler_kek 2019-07-04

Welcome back lawlz

1 Lehk 2019-07-04

"Polyandry" is just formalized skanking

1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-07-04

Guys don't read this, I could feel my few remaining brain cells start a hunger strike.

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-04

Sup Lawlz

1 reeeditor 2019-07-04

I love how all the dudes look like Nick Mullen on various levels of testosterone replacement therapy.

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-07-04

fuck, he isn't a mongolian bussyslave

gonna go back to shit(ty)posting

1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-07-04

You'd think that if you were dating four people at once, you'd go for a little variety rather than four identical white hipsters with ironic 70s mustaches. Imagine trying to keep their names straight.

1 EarningsCallBimbo 2019-07-04

I hope Max is doing okay with the fireworks 💥

1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-07-04

Jislaaik

Is this a fucking pun? I hope this is a pun.

1 Redactor0 2019-07-04

Dr. Jizz-Lake is a very serious scientist and it's incredibly sexist of you to not take her work seriously.

1 cuckadoodlewho 2019-07-04

It’s only gay if you don’t kill them afterwards

1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-04

Welcome back.

1 Void-Malign 2019-07-04

I read things like this and I start thinking social conservatives are right. Women need to be shackled so they can't pull shit like this.

1 whenweriiide 2019-07-04

Hope you had a good time in Europe buddy

1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-04

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-04

what kind of loser would buy a lobstarmallz domain???????

1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-04

I fucking worked my ass off when I was overseas to try to keep up with your stickies. Not only did I not get any support, but some asshole kept trying to steal my job and you assholes upvoted him. Yet Lawlz just abandoned us for days and we welcome him back?

1 Bumminism 2019-07-04

I think that was me. :⁾

1 feminasty 2019-07-04

old ass vice article that just popped up in your FB feed like the rest of us okurrr

1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-04

HAVE WE REACHED PEAK MAYO?

1 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2019-07-04

There was an element of in their relationship where it was almost the expression of abundance of wealth through the devotion to Lakshmi, which was symbolized through the devotion to this woman."

Fuck I hope Shiva goes into Nataraja mode over America next time, you faggots deserve to be destroyed.

1 NPC_in_disguise 2019-07-04

🤡🌎

1 watermark002 2019-07-04

Those moids need to cut out the middle man and just start enjoying each other's bussy

1 Chomsky_Minaj 2019-07-04

Have you guys ever read that adderall fueled pro-incest erotica that’s supposed to be like articles about why incest is good? That’s what this shit is.

1 PozzedBarebacker 2019-07-04

Yeah, putting minorities in camps is bad. I oppose it because it’s bad, not because a self-declared capitalist or communist country does it.

It’s also hilarious how tankies always act as if they’re being practical, counter-revolution isn’t practicality, it’s just counter-revolution you bonapartist fuck

1 PozzedBarebacker 2019-07-04

a 44-year-old woman from Boulder, Colorado, who goes by Jislaaik tells Broadly. Very active in her local kink community

1 Suka_blayt 2019-07-04

Any "man" pathetic enough to accept this deserves it tbh

cuck

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