People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
Lmao i actually googled this, there are rumours about his monster dong, and a video of his flacid pecker, it seems pretty big but im not an expert, my pubes are longer than mine
Lars Von Trier is obsessed with cuckold stuff. He has multiple movies about this stuff featuring hardcore gangbangs, giant cocks, and weird sexual jealousy.
The best part is that he explains this by talking about how his mom cucked his dad with some German that she thought had better genes than his dad.
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
Oh my god: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_KT-1lKsCg
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-07-05
I think you just came
1 BanjoKablooie96 2019-07-05
Christy and Belle look remarkably similar. They could be sisters
https://i.imgur.com/mrvTzTP.jpg
1 BanjoKablooie96 2019-07-05
Christy and Belle look remarkably similar. They could be sisters
https://i.imgur.com/mrvTzTP.jpg
1 PrincipleDick 2019-07-05
They probably had le sexy time after that
1 companyfry 2019-07-05
I'm thinking of starting a new religion based on this video.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-05
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
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1 duchessHD 2019-07-05
another one lawlz?
i can barely keep up
1 jahdeadLOL 2019-07-05
Hope they get Uncle Max on there (from Ben 10)
1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
he was their grandpa though
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-07-05
http://imgur.com/ii11Jkw
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
1 MetaReplyGirl 2019-07-05
What is that in units the normal part of the world uses?
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-07-05
sorry baby, I only deal in freedom units
1 LokamayadonDeux 2019-07-05
21,59 cm and 17,78 cm
1 Dildokin 2019-07-05
Lmao i actually googled this, there are rumours about his monster dong, and a video of his flacid pecker, it seems pretty big but im not an expert, my pubes are longer than mine
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-05
He’s like Willem Dafoe. The needed to shrink his dick with CGI so it didn’t distract viewers lmao.
1 forseti911 2019-07-05
I don't know how to put this but you don't even need to see Willem Dafoe's cock to know he's hung.
1 BasicallyAHelicopter 2019-07-05
Lmao
http://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/
1 forseti911 2019-07-05
Lars Von Trier is obsessed with cuckold stuff. He has multiple movies about this stuff featuring hardcore gangbangs, giant cocks, and weird sexual jealousy.
The best part is that he explains this by talking about how his mom cucked his dad with some German that she thought had better genes than his dad.
1 sub2tine 2019-07-05
than your dick? bruh
1 Dildokin 2019-07-05
Well im a mayo
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-07-05
Your pubes are longer than you jimmy?
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-05
yikes, a lot to unpack here
1 Leto_Atreideeznuts 2019-07-05
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-05
Christy Carlson Romano, a lawlz sperm dumpster.
1 cuckime_pro 2019-07-05
not watching ur gay vid unless someone confirms a naco is a fried chicken taco
1 Coonass_alt 2019-07-05
>knowing her as kim possible and not the older sister from even stevens
PLEB DETECTED
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-07-05
When we are going to get another text post?
1 JumbledFun 2019-07-05
Time to remove lawlz's sticky perms again
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
How do you stay motivated in this never-ending crusade?
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-05
Autism
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1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-05
Can you sign my profile?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
how
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-05
I made a post in my profile just for you bby 😘😘
1 Sea_Safe 2019-07-05
this is bullying
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-05
and that's a good thing
1 Claphandsgetbanned 2019-07-05
How she gonna look like the embodiment of live laugh love?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-05
Finally a good lawlz post
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-07-05
I was having an alright day.
Then I walked into a pinned MasterLawlz tweet about him ejaculating over a underage cartoon's VA.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
I bet it brightened your day drastically, no?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-05
Well, it made me feel better about myself for not being as much of dumb ugly lifeless mong as you so, I mean, I guess so...
1 reebokpumps 2019-07-05
I care less about whatever this is than what Mohammed Yousef el-Magariaf scump tastes like.
1 pacho88 2019-07-05
she has the belle delphine look
1 VegetableMarketing7 2019-07-05
Even Steven's was an OK show the send off movie was weird though. Remember how her brother cucked her out of getting a Hawaiian bf
1 OniTan 2019-07-05
Fuck, I want to eat that now.
1 Momruepari 2019-07-05
😴😴😴
1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
hey what’s up dawg
1 Momruepari 2019-07-05
nuthin much hbu
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-05
Ah, a Lawlz classic. I've been missing those!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-05
Welcome back you ugly retard, we missed you
1 HomoSapiensAreGay 2019-07-05
The only time Masterlawlz has a funny bone in his body is when I fuck him in the ass.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-05
wow
1 DramaAuxiliaryJannie 2019-07-05
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