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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-16

That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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1 SJCards 2019-07-16

I’m talking about this subreddit as a whole. I have no tolerance for subs dedicated to mean girl style harassment campaigns, which sums up this sub for the most part.

/r/drama 🤔🧐🤔

1 phedre 2019-07-16

I mean, except for you adorable degenerates. <3

1 SJCards 2019-07-16

🥰😍🥰

1 Woolgun 2019-07-16

You know, you might be a powerjannie and an 🤢SRD🤢 mod, but you consistently deliver powermod drama leaks and content like this, and that's definitely dramapilled.

I think you might be one of the good ones, definitely will be spared during the jannycide.

1 SJCards 2019-07-16

Yeah but she also summoned TiTrCJ via pinging, blatantly flaunting this privilege in the face of /r/drama.

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Can't believe you lot misbehaved so much the admins cucked your entire subreddit. Like wtf.

1 SJCards 2019-07-16

Power jannies did this 😠😠😡

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Speaking as a supposed power jannie, we can't get those fucks to get off their asses for love or money anymore. They've basically abandoned DM slack at this point.

1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-07-16

once we moved from irc to slack it was basically the exodus

none of the cool admins really interacted that much anymore

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Aww that's so sweet!

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-07-16

Hey snally is an srd mod too! 😠😠😠😠

1 Woolgun 2019-07-16

Yeah on paper, but I don't think she ever really posts of comments in there.

It's more of a honorary position, except it bring you shame not honor.

1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-16

definitely will be spared

will consider to mop you last, you mean

1 Woolgun 2019-07-16

No, I know what I said.

1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-16

Her face is made of lies.

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-16

Wrong on both counts

1 uniqueguy263 2019-07-16

/r/subredditdrama

1 phedre 2019-07-16

idk, but i can check your ban notes later.

1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-16

There is no such thing as a based SRDine. But you’re making me wish there was

1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-07-16

We <3 you too, phedre. You might swim like a SRDine, but we know you’re one of us at heart.

1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-16

if I told you that you were chill and cool would you DM me some pics of the fat deposits on your chest?

ur chill & cool btw

1 ComedicSans 2019-07-16

You always say the sweetest things. And you harass Masterlawlz. <3

1 phedre 2019-07-16

ilu CS.

1 ComedicSans 2019-07-16

So you should. I'm adorable.

1 phedre 2019-07-16

And degenerate!

1 ComedicSans 2019-07-16

That too.

1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-16

Are you and Lawlz gonna bang or what? I see you mentioning him by name in your post titles and it feels like you're really looking for senpai to notice you.

2 phedre 2019-07-16

How much you offering?

1 Myopic_may0 2019-07-16

I'll throw in a fiver to the pot

1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-16

To see you two bang?

Shit...alright I'd throw $5 at that. You got me.

1 tsepxes 2019-07-16

I'll throw in $5 to not see that

1 goldfish_memories 2019-07-16

Trick question, jannies only do it for free

1 charming_tatum 2019-07-16

I'll throw in $100 if you wear a Lawlz costume including a mask and make him cry real tears

1 trappysaruh 2019-07-16

great post, e-gf!

(This cucks lawlz)

1 phedre 2019-07-16

(This cucks lawlz)

He's gonna masturbate to this comment later.

1 SJCards 2019-07-16

Does Lawlz have a waifu style body pillow, you think?

1 phedre 2019-07-16

I'd assume he has several. Gotta keep them cycling through the laundry to keep them from getting crusty.

1 SJCards 2019-07-16

🤤 I can feel the sexual tension

1 cenotaphist 2019-07-16

Gotta keep them cycling through the laundry to keep them from getting crusty.

(x) doubt

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-16

God I wish I could afford detergent

1 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2019-07-16

Can't you just add a chastity belt to the rest of your masochist routine?

1 taytaybraps 2019-07-16

What's the point of having a body pillow when he can do literally anything he wants with you using his imagination?

Think about all the gross fantasies that kid must have. You need to realize that each and every one of them has been acted out at some point in his imagination, with you as the recipient of his imaginary cummies. Think about how many times his Hot Pocket induced insomnia has caused him to lay awake through the night, tossing and turning, and as he progressively gets more sweaty with each maneuver, his mind races faster and faster, and his sex drive goes haywire....the only thing, he decides, he can do to rest his mind is another lucid fantasy starring his Redditch waifu....and a minute later he's reenacted his favorite Brazilian fart fetish tape in his head with you as the star, and as you BRAPPPPPPP hard enough while crouched on top of his face, that a gooey stream explodes from your bowel and drenches his glasses, he can't hold himself in any longer and he let's out a steady stream of jizz right into his boxers, all while swimming in a pool of sweat from the exertion, lets the pool of dick cheese, semen, and pungent pre-cum solidify in his unwashed underwear before he pulls it up, turns over, and peacefully falls asleep with a relieved smile on his fave.

In fact, given that you probably didn't consent to such actions, you could probably go full #MeToo against /r/drama's autistic hero.

1 phedre 2019-07-16

I got five words into that and noped out.

1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-07-16

longpostbot is slacking again

1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-16

Can you sign my profile?

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Anything for you, boo.

1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-16

Thx 😘

1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-07-16

If there's anything more pathetic on this site than the magatards, the chapos, the srdines, the kid and dog fuckers, it's those those make-up loons.

Never trust a clown face.

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-07-16

I hope you and masterlawlz realize everyone knows you guys are being super mega ironic but it's still cringey as fuck and embarrassing to read.

1 phedre 2019-07-16

cringey as fuck and embarrassing to read.

Good.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-07-16

You just described my whole life though

1 taytaybraps 2019-07-16

Never, ever, be embarrassed to do the things you really love or to be who you really are.

1 Sedai003 2019-07-16

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness.

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-16

Mua drama... This feeds me to no end.

1 fgdhsizbsisvsizbaj 2019-07-16

Thanks saved in case I have trouble falling asleep later

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-16

So all of this is because someone used portrait mode? I don’t understand the things that set foids off.

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Me either. Bitches be crazy.

1 byobombs 2019-07-16

I’ve watched this toxic circle jerk culture grow. The only cure for it, quite frankly, is stamping the lot of you out like the bugs you are until you either learn to behave civilly or give up and stick to your swamps.

Snaaappppyy!

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Not a bad turn of phrase if I do say so myself.

1 Elite_AI 2019-07-16

why is my peenus so hard

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-16

Is this the druggie lawls is fucking

1 Quietus42 2019-07-16

Yeah fenty love is adorable

1 goldfish_memories 2019-07-16

I’ve been on Reddit since before subreddits even existed and I’ve modded SRD for years. I’ve watched this toxic circle jerk culture grow. The only cure for it, quite frankly, is stamping the lot of you out like the bugs you are until you either learn to behave civilly or give up and stick to your swamps. I really don’t give a fuck which you choose so long as you don’t shit up my subs.

Imagine unironically posting this. Yikes.

I'm honestly convinced lawlz is better off with his body pillows than with you. At least the pillows aren't free.

1 general_snancer 2019-07-16

55% upvoted

someone’s clearly lost their tendies

1 DrannedFromBama 2019-07-16

The pasta flows like wine

1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-16

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Nice.

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-16

So are you gonna fuck Lawlz or what

1 taytaybraps 2019-07-16

Add this to your collection

1 Psyman2 2019-07-16

I feel very conflicting emotions.

1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-16

Nice

1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-07-16

Volcel if you wouldn't.

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-16

Would insert

1 Quietus42 2019-07-16

She’s like Delores Umbridge but a less magical and much sadder version lol.

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1 taytaybraps 2019-07-16

cb2 is leaking

1 ColdSkirt 2019-07-16

Aw, my bad about my thread. I thought something was being legitimately funny for once :(

1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-16

Look - i'm mildy to very retarded. And i barely understand what's going on here. But my main takeaway from all of this is that I should be masturbating to women's makeup subs and anyone who isn't is a dullard rube

1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-16

And I know it's totally gross to talk shit about mods, but iM a mEsSy BiTcH so that's totally fine too.

How can one person be so wrong?

1 UnkillRebooted 2019-07-16

Phedre, you're turning into a middle aged wine aunt. Stay off this shit and mod SRD.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-16

Go back to SRD you filthy cuck.

Now that we've gotten that out if the way, good job

1 bumshecksagogo 2019-07-16

You think modding a piddly little sub of 20k users gives you any idea of what reddit is actually like?

You don't know what it's like, maaan. You don't know what it's like to see your buddies die face-down in the mud at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. You don't know BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE!

1 phedre 2019-07-16

Spezgiving. #NeverForget.

1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-07-16

Thank you phedre, very cool.

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-16

Hoes mad

1 reptilia987 2019-07-16

Phedre, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it.

I believe it has something to do with you being a regular r/subredditdrama commentor while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the phedre kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of phedres will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.

Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles phedres cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting phedres of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibly deadly misfortune inflicted upon them.

1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-16

How many subreddits do you mod and will you ban me from all of them.

1 safe_planet 2019-07-16

snoozepost this boring Eskimo.

Ladies, gentlemen, trappy, and MasterLawlz. I am currently trolling the fuck out of some basic ass circlejerk bitches. Have fun.

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