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SHELTER

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This guy tornados

Whooooooooaaaaaaah childreeeeeennnnn!! Its just a shot away! Its just a SHOT away!

Q predicted this.

This but unironically

Literal but ill timed

could tho, not does, and watch out for (((redactions)))

In one week buzzfeed will be running an article titled “How the Epstein Evidence Was Weaponized by the Alt-Right”

100%

I bet it's already written, just needs their friends' names plugged in.

God I'm hoping the PM is Trudeau. The Leafistanis would tear themselves to fucking pieces in fits of shaking drama. THere's a certain kind of smarmy ass Canadian leftism that I just want to see shit smeared over. That degree of filth on it's mouthpiece might even end it entirely.

I mean I'm anticipating there's nothing good there and this is being overblown or what the powers that be will somehow manage to choke this off. But fuck, I'm hoping it's good. I'm hoping it's the kind of stuff that can cause party-level implosions the likes of which we haven't seen since the early 19th century.

Angry leftoids coming through and downvoting. The seethe is real.

I should probably note that I consider it a foregone conclusion that rightoids are practicing libertarians.

There's just this particular brand of Canadian - it's like if SRDines existed in the real world - just overwhelming levels of smug superiority. It'd be nice to take them down a peg or two and let the Quebecois take over and start a governmental crisis.

I love the pictures of Trudeau purposely sitting with his knees pressed together to show what a good person he is.

That first picture fills me with rage.

I think I could suplex Trudeau and take over Canada singlehandedly honestly

Watch out though, he’s a boxer.

Looked like boxing to me

As someone who doesn’t give a shit about boxing, what makes this “LMAO ‘boxing’”

Well, of course he sits like that. Its not like he has balls to make him uncomfortable.

He's sitting in that feminist chair from earlier today. I should probably go outside.

Definitely a pedo faggot

The effeminate PM vs the manspreading Chad

This but literally unironically.

“If I look innocent maybe daddy will notice me uwuu~~~”

How can you do that without being castrated? Has the Castro been castrated?

tinypic

He looks like a ventriloquist’s doll

seriously how the fuck do you sit like that? Just cross your fucking legs at that point dude.

They are all libertarians. Party membership is official once you travel to the island.

Honestly, if it's Canadian it's going to be that pirate Chretien

Chrétien is alpha as fuck eg the opposite of a pedo

Goddamnit when can we get PMs that chokeslam protestors again?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake

Martin, Harper, and Trudeau are all so boring.

Ha! That was my first thought as well. God damn the cope would be of biblical proportions if Trudeau was implicated and Trump got off scot free again. 2019 is gonna go out with a bang!

Living rent-free on Epstein's pedo-island.

These are documents from the mid-late 00's and iirc that description is from the original trial so the younger Trudeau might be safe; he doesn't really seem like the elite pedophile ring kind of person either

Yeah, I could definitely believe he's got some "problematic" shit in his past, but of the everyday dumb bro variety, not the fun type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904

why are they talking like that

That's how all french Canadians talk.

gross

If I was super conspiracy minded I don't think Justin would be one of the ones let in on the super secret stuff and he would be more of a puppet with the right last name.

Ha! That was my first thought as well. God damn the cope would be of biblical proportions if Trudeau was implicated and Trump got off scot free again. 2019 is gonna go out with a bang!

Tbh I'm rooting for a Britbongistani PM so that the UK has yet another pedo scandal

You know, we should stop referring to pedophilia as being libertarian and start calling it being a brit.

“Asian”

The Paedolph Isles

anglocide when

I hope it is Angela Merkel. It would be a good bookend to her career.

It's Ehud Barak.

Is he still alive? I feel like I haven't heard that name in a decade.

Yep, and he was caught entering Epstien's building in NY while hiding his face. Netanyahu is already using it to smear him

https://www.timesofisrael.com/barak-charges-netanyahu-behind-daily-mail-blood-libel-tying-him-to-epstein/

Ooo this one is spicy. Jewish conspiracy stocks would be through the damn roof

True, but it's another Jew using it to attack the first Jew, which throws some cold water on the entire "United cabal" idea.

Israel is just cabals all the way down.

But, all the Jews involved are pedos 🤔

Always Jew the goyim, but Jew a fellow Jew only when it benefits you.

Jews are not united. Based Israelis only manipulate western governments to get military protection against the savage jihadi. Western liberal jews manipulate western governments for the pure degenerate filth of it. Each faction is poised to expose the other should the goyim begin to Notice.

Epstein is a mossad asset. Those crafty Jews done honey potted the American political elite. That's the real reason America puts up with Israel.

It's probably like Highlander, there can be only one and all that.

I love how he went straight to it being blood libel.

I love how any accusation of a crime is now a "blood libel" if the accused is Jewish.

Barack Obama hoodass cuz

Barack

I KNEW IT!

Given the years it covered, unlikely. My money is on Tony Blair....especially with George Bush allegedly meddling and saying Epstein was “intelligence” (that’s just a rumor, though)

.

Yus, more plz

It probably won’t be, but I’d love to see that shit show.

I'd say it's Tony Blair

Nah it's not trudeau unfortunately, it's Paul Martin

It’s going to be Blair. Trudeau is too young to have been involved.

Trudeau was probably a "sex worker"

Little bow tie and no shirt.

Oh sweaty stop 😫😩

probably

I hope it’s Theresa May.

Once as a little girl I FROLICKED THROUGH EPSTEIN'S SEX DUNGEON.

I had assumed the PM would be Tony Blair, but Trudeau would be way more fun and everyone knows Blair is scum anyway.

I hate Canadian leftoids more than magatards.

😱😱😱

of course it’s Trudeau, in the sense that a guy like Epstein probably met Trudeau and apparently that’s all it takes in current year witch hunts to be guilty of the same crime

Tbh as much as I can't stand Trudeau he doesn't seem like that kind of person. Wouldn't he surprised if he assaulted a few women years ago but a pedo ring seems too drastic.

Trudeau wins the award for most pandering president ever. He is a wolf in sheeps clothing.

yeah all those judges on the panel are about to suffer a case of convenient suicide

he must have been so depressed to shoot himself in the back of the head 3 times

I'm so fucking erect holy fuck

Stock in 🍕👶 Pizzacoin 👶🍕 is going to skyrocket

This will be insane.

could

No fucking way. No way. Holy shit, if that happens I'll never ask for anything else ever again.

Inb4 memory hole

It's also strange that Epstein's pedo island "accidentally" burnt down too.

Please god if you’re listening let those files have enough democrats and republicans implicated to cause SEETHING and COPING the likes of which this country has never seen before.

I wanna see what there is on politicians from other countries. Everyone expects USA pedos to be revealed, but the surprise drama from like the queen or some other person you'd never think was in on it will be amazing.

Euro involvement would be top shelf. Even better if it's German and it starts getting into EU politics.

Angela Merkel fucks kids would set the world on fire

I'm guessing that Angela Merkel was pegging Trudeau, while he was molesting a 12yo boy.

kinky

Deine Söhne nennen mich auch Mutti 😩😩.

Top Shelf would be Angela Merkel, Emmanuel Macron, Mario Draghi, Donald Tusk, David Sassoli, Jean-Claude Juncker, Tony Blair, and anyone else you want to throw in.

Khaleesi would never!

The real shock would be Berlusconi not fucking kids

Pretty sure he has his own island.

So does the Queen, and she’s not a chomo, right?

She leans like one.

She's British, so of course she is.

We already know Prince Andrew's in there, but he's pretty useless even as British royalty is concerned.

i agree with you, but we both know only one side will be covered here on rreddit

Well they will cover one side and cope for the other.

Go to the Donald for the opposite

Imagine being this retarded.

The front page of reddit will be covering only one site, the posts in a quarantined and filtered from /r/all subreddit won't be nowhere to be seen.

well yeah I wasn't arguing the representation overal would be equal.

Cope

Dope

Hope

After the way Franken was covered, you really think pedo Democrats will get buried?

They’ll get dug up faster than your dead cat when the coyotes smell its rotting corpse.

You’re a dickhead.

Both parties implode, 2020 victor is a niche candidate that everyone hates but got the minimum requirement for victory

The rent is too damn high party will finally take it's rightful place.

The Fent Is Too Damn High

This is the time for Yang to rise

this, but /r/YangGang unironically

Yang is over here like "wtf guys"

Ron Paul with the long game

Ron Paul is literally a libertarian though

Yes, but at least he's honest about it.

Jeb! knows that slow and steady wins the race.

Maybe zombie Ross Perot?

Mcafee lmao

It's going to be 90% dems on the Epstein charter services list. That's not to give a pass to reps, just to point out that Epstein is a coastal elite and those circles are 90% libs. Also, back when Trump was palling around with Epstein he was a Democrat (until about 2009).

True, but there are a lot of GOPe cuckservatives who are indistinguishable from Dems in their elitist venality

Didn't Trump switch parties like 5 times, including a stint with the Reform Party?

I have no idea.

Hey guy cool it with the antisemitism Israel is our greatest ally 😤😤😤

jesus this is gonna be biblical

imagine if both clintons get fucked by this hahahahah

And Trump

Trump is the white whale if he got implemented it would be a nueclear meltdown god I would love to see it.

The next best would be a supreme court justice.

The next best would be a supreme court justice.

Particularly if it was Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Fucking hot

How else do you think she remains alive

If Kavanaugh, Roberts and Thomas were all mentioned, it would be a nice touch.

they don't run in these circles, whatever fucked up shit Thomas and Kavanaugh might be doing it would be in some secret Federalist Society meeting

and Roberts is super vanilla centrist

Robert's is still a conservative, he at least makes some bullshit concessions to maintain "impartiality".

bullshit concessions to maintain "impartiality"

that's the point of centrism, make concessions and never get what you want

also this year it was more of a flip-coin on where he would land in 5-4 decisions and he triggered the fuck out both libs and cons, that makes him a centrist

I want Kaepernick's name to pop up as an extra side dish, woke black america would tear itself apart

there is zero percent chance that Kapernick is involved how is he going to get involved

I still think that Kapernick only got suckered into the whole mess by his woke girlfriend and just had to ride it out.

I'm all about maximum drama, baby, and I wanna see this one hit every direction. Mainly cause Pedo's need to get out, Out, OUT!, but still the infighting is gonna be delicious

This. Even if he wasn't actually guilty, it would be the perfect "impeach" moment, and lots of people who are eager for him to be on that list.

If there's actually credibility to this and the names get released, this could be big, it'd basically be the fantasy of Q-tards coming true.

Is this our richest moderator's redemption arc?

Shocker: Mike Pence (and his wife) are on the list, but Trump goes free. Meltdowns all around.

HeCantKeepGettingAwayWithIt.gif

I'm waiting for the surprise Bernie connection to sneak in outta nowhere.

I hope that scumbag mayor of London is one of them.

I hope George Soros, Charles Koch are mentioned.

In a threesome

But who will pay me to post radical centrist (correct) opinions on reddit without daddy soros?

Haram.

Ok place ur bets on who gets caught. You don’t have to explain why.

President Trump and Clinton.

woah bro real original

Prince Andrew even money

Both I hope

Drake

Lol it wouldn't be suprising. MFer straight up grooming Millie Bobby Brown in public already

I loved how he panicked when millie was talking about it

Can you direct me there? I’m out of the loop.

Here is one article. I couldn't find any great articles honestly. I know a lot of youtubers talked about it though.

Wow a lot of other pedos talked about him too

What a surprise

Jeez that's an ugly kid

Wil Weaton

J K Rowling.

If Trump or either of the Clintons get named, I'll go buy $100 of microwave popcorn.

He called me a minute after I had emailed him for comment. He said he’d been friends with Epstein since 1996, when they were introduced at a party on Martha’s Vineyard by Lynn Forester de Rothschild. “She begged me to meet him. She told me, ‘here’s this smart academic.’” A few days later, Epstein invited Dershowitz to Les Wexner’s 59th birthday party at Wexner’s mansion in New Albany, Ohio. “It’s a tradition that Jeff invited the smartest person he met that year. He told them I was the smartest.” They remained close for years. Dershowitz strenuously denied ever participating in Epstein’s underage sex ring and said he’d only been in Epstein’s presence with his wife. “I got one massage!” he told me.

I don’t know who’s denials are more unbelievable, Dershowitz or big Will.

You know you're up a creek when Space Daddy's denials are the most believable.

Bitcoin bout to drop

Translation:

You'll get partial info on 4-5 C-list celebs, 1 or 2 B list Celebs and 2-3 politicians who haven't been active in 5+ years. It will be a big deal for 3-4 weeks and will then be used exclusively for political points that he was close with either Trump or Clinton.

Fucking reality check guy over here. GTFO with that "actually what's going to happen" bullshit.

We need this to be big.

Doubt it. This country sucks at reckonings.

Oh yes this is great. This isnt just nuclear this is solar flare level drama

/pol has had the passenger list for years.

I swear I heard about the Iolita express , Epstein and the Clinton years ago

The one Clinton

/pol has had the passenger list for years.

It was published by Gawker in 2015, so yeah, they had it just like everyone else

Gawker

RIP you never know what you had till it's gone 😢

At least we still have dailymail and new york post...😞

are you really trying to credit /pol/ for the passenger list

/tv/ has had the Flight Plan I Just Filed With The Agency for longer.

This may be the greatest happening of our time.

Please God, make it's so.

Given how he also hooked rich people up with adult hookers drugs etc, I hope we get both Clinton and Trump hiring barely 18 type hookers so both sides seeth about cover ups.

The American people need to hire our hero Chris Hansen as the principal prosecutor y'all

I'm sure this will rock the world like the Panama papers did... Oh wait nobody cared.

Cheating on your taxes is a common American fantasy, fucking children is only like, half as popular.

Taxes are boring though.

For turbo lols, I hope Daddy is revealed to have banged thousands of aspiring actresses but they were all over 18

Lol if Epstein is the reason why the Dems lose the 2020 election I will be slightly annoyed 😠 😠 😠.

so basically, major cope and big seethe

jesus christ this website is a mess