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I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.
The (((government))) computer I'm on won't let me take the survey... and you know what come to think of it your username looks suspiciously like a known loser...
Russia infiltrating r/drama smh my head can't we have free and fair elections
I an a proud amateur abortionist, who made his hobby into a profession. Though highly illegal and frequently frowned upon, this career path has proven to be an adventurous one, full of benefits, bitcoin, valuable live medical waste and hot bitches (m/v).
I would say I am offended by my field not being mentioned in this poll, but then again I am not a perpetually offended filthy fucking SRDine.
As of 18:26, GMT+2, r/drama is 8% basketball american, 8% shekel american, 20% from 3rd world shitholes. That makes us more diverse, progresive than cth, srdines and tumors.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-07-18
furry is zoophile blackface
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-18
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1 femroot 2019-07-18
☑ Professional basketball player
☑ Semi-famous neurosurgeon
☑Works on Wall Street
☑ Owns a Subway franchise
☑ Bitcoin millionaire
☑ Rich father gave me a trust fund
☑ Third world oligarch
☑ Own a libertarian island in the Caribbean
how to tick all of them
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-07-18
Literally just a black person
Current medical student at best (/r/Drama has a few of us!), freshman premed with “future physician” in his Tinder bio at worst
Office drone in New Jersey who browses /r/Drama to mock others as a way of distracting himself from how soul-sucking his 9-5 is.
Works at Taco Bell
Delusional CS major
NEET
Also literally just a black person, but one whose ancestors didn’t get kidnapped.
Also a black person, but one whose ancestors’ kidnappers took them to Haiti instead of the Carolinas.
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-18
I think you're wrong on the last one
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-07-18
Okay, Jamaica
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-18
I didn't know Epstein was black til
1 Akwardtheturrtle 2019-07-18
Probably a ashakanazi black new
1 100dylan99 2019-07-18
Nah this is a dogwhistle for pedophile
1 SJCards 2019-07-18
Is says libertarian you brainlet.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-18
Nailed it. Though I work 4 10s and I'm not in New Jersey.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-07-18
i'm not giving you my fucking data
1 DiggerNick_0 2019-07-18
Nobody wants your data anyways retard
1 wow___justwow 2019-07-18
i gave them your data for you, get fucked
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-07-18
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-07-18
this is important
1 thedopestfish 2019-07-18
OH NO NO NO NO!
When will the SRDines learn?
1 NumerousEvent 2019-07-18
Damn lawlz, how much money are you making off the million ads on that site. I think my phone has herpes now.
1 Brad_Bradshaw 2019-07-18
It ain't him. It's an imposter.
1 Fortizen 2019-07-18
What do we have to do to bring the mayocide to r/drama?
1 TheWeeklyDrift 2019-07-18
Smh when was the last time you saw a middle eastern basketball player
1 pepperouchau 2019-07-18
Well, there is Enes Kanter, until Erdoğan has him disappeared
1 TheWeeklyDrift 2019-07-18
Turks🤮
1 Akwardtheturrtle 2019-07-18
Fucking Turkeys
1 pepperouchau 2019-07-18
Day of the giving of thanks when,
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-18
Mayocide take us
1 GirlFartCompilation 2019-07-18
I knew /r/drama was the whitest place on reddit smh
1 ason 2019-07-18
We're too black and too proud to be dribblin dunkin minstrels for the mayo menace, my brotha!
1 AlrightGinger 2019-07-18
I don’t tap dance for the crackers and sing Mammy
1 ason 2019-07-18
Fuckin coons.
1 SJCards 2019-07-18
Steve Nash confirmed not a dramatard. For shame.
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-18
\> only 2 races
I agree with the huwhitest place
1 Plexipus 2019-07-18
We used to have a token black guy but he left a long time ago. He was our best friend who's black
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-18
Where's the one that says "jannie"? We wouldn't want our full-time janitors being left out now would we?
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
Oof, but in order for it to be a profession, you have to get paid
As far as I know they do it for free
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-07-18
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
1 DiggerNick_0 2019-07-18
Allah bless them for their sacrifice
Except trappy - he’d probably have her thrown off a building
1 MG87 2019-07-18
They do it for REEEEEEEEEEEE
1 duchessHD 2019-07-18
why isnt this one stickied?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-07-18
because this is a fake masterlawlz you nonce
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-18
if corporate bought me out do i still tick this?
1 charming_tatum 2019-07-18
Wheres member of the potato cartel?
1 Nechaev 2019-07-18
You'll always be a loser Lawls. Don't try to fight it.
1 MoreSpikes 2019-07-18
The (((government))) computer I'm on won't let me take the survey... and you know what come to think of it your username looks suspiciously like a known loser...
Russia infiltrating r/drama smh my head can't we have free and fair elections
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-07-18
I an a proud amateur abortionist, who made his hobby into a profession. Though highly illegal and frequently frowned upon, this career path has proven to be an adventurous one, full of benefits, bitcoin, valuable live medical waste and hot bitches (m/v).
I would say I am offended by my field not being mentioned in this poll, but then again I am not a perpetually offended filthy fucking SRDine.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-18
Imagine not having a trust fund 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-18
27% pedos rn.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-07-18
Why are there two separate options for pedophiles?
1 -9x- 2019-07-18
Three, actually.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-18
Ewww gross so many libertarians in here.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-18
Can’t hear you from my party island, nerd
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-18
Maybe you can't hear me over the crying of the children you've been raping?
We should put all the libertarians on a "party" island and then give it the Bikini Atoll treatment.
1 JustLions 2019-07-18
We nuked the Japanese and that led to loli anime. Apparently nukes just give libertarians power.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-18
Fuck you're right. They're like godzilla or something.
I guess we need like, a giant tankie and have them fight until they both die? This feel like an "old lady who swallowed a fly" kinda situation.
1 QuadNarca 2019-07-18
not a single vote from a muslim country in geographical breakdown i'm disappointed inshallah!
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-07-18
excuse me where is the option for selling my bussy on the street corner, sex work is work 😠
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-07-18
The last one is sex work.
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-07-18
Third World oligarchs ww@?
Also, the gal of the NEETdines to call us jobless.
1 Turgnibil 2019-07-18
What if I'm a well paid professional russian bot?
1 Mrtheliger 2019-07-18
Heyoooo I'm a minority
1 PrincipleDick 2019-07-18
The geographical breakdown pretty much pinpoints where people live/work. Neat
1 pacho88 2019-07-18
As of 18:26, GMT+2, r/drama is 8% basketball american, 8% shekel american, 20% from 3rd world shitholes. That makes us more diverse, progresive than cth, srdines and tumors.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-07-18
HA! Almost got me with the FB-linked comment section, OP, ngl.
1 Lonely_Sailor 2019-07-18
I own a t55 which I use to oppress and enslave local villagers to make them mine uranium and oil which I then sell to daddy for a hefty profit.
1 GourmetImp 2019-07-18
Lol who voted from Sri Lanka
1 life_in_inches_ 2019-07-18
Imagine being a mod and not even powetripstickying your submission
WE NEED BETTER MODS
1 aqouta 2019-07-18
No jannie option?
1 MG87 2019-07-18
317 pedos? Seems low
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-18
Third world oligarchs rise up
1 scooterbraun 2019-07-18
I cheated because I’m not a bitcoin millionaire but let’s just say I buy my own tendies now.
1 scooterbraun 2019-07-18
If that isn’t the chapo calling the tranny gay
1 nybbas 2019-07-18
I work with a semi famous neurosurgeon sometimes. Does that count??