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Do Chinese people appreciate the Wu Tang Clan?

Nor lose their necks

Protek ya chicken necks

All I can say about the Chinese hip hop scene is according to Jay Chou once the biggest hip hop act in china and former co star to seth rogan "west coast is the best coast".

He also beat lil nas x to the hip hop/country fusion by a few years https://youtu.be/9o20U91aJdg

That was not hip hop country fusion at all. That was a shitty pop song with guitars.

That's the joke about chinese hip hop.

They better, or the Wu Tang Clan will sick the Method Man on them for torture

Nah. Only the Wumao Clan.

I see a interesting history and beautiful culture. Also a thriving economy that rivals the USA.

Thriving economy

Also, most public bathrooms require squatting and you should bring your own toilet paper.

Squatty potties are actually kind of awesome. I enjoyed using them when I was back east. Cuts your shit time by like 90%

lmfao if it takes you more than 30 seconds to shit than you don't have to shit 😂😂😂

Biologically speaking sitting toilets put a kink in our rectum slowing down the process, unless you're purely shooting liquid shits. If that's the case you need a diet change brah

Imagine not having rectal muscles powerful enough to shit while doing a head stand on a black holes event horizon. Do you even bottom?

I've been lazy with my bussy kegals

This. Quit hogging the toilet, asshole coworkers.

I'm shit posting, sometimes it takes a minute.

Disagree, squat toilets are the one part of China I never got used to, and I was born there. It's just way too...exposed. I'd rather shit behind a bush than in a squat toilet.

I get that point about the sketchy ones with no doors, but my hotels in China and India has nice setups. I kind of loved being done taking a shit in like 20 seconds. It is a more biologically natural way for our bodies to dump. But yah the doorless no tp ones were usually nasty as all hell and best avoided

It's more that I have a fear of falling in or spraying diarrhea around the unguarded rim.

Haha yah the falling in fear was there for sure and come to think of it, the hotel we were at when I got some serious Delhi belly was a sitter

So you got custom shit-flops yet?

From the same account

You’re from Taiwan. Opinions from Tibet, Taiwan, and Hong Kong are invalid because you’re ungrateful traitors to mainland China.

I support Mainland China and love it very much.

You can go eat 💩.

Totally not Chinese

I thought Chink propaganda line was everyone in Tibet loves them and sees them as liberators.

I think lil homie here might be going off script, maybe he's trying to prove himself to raise that social credit score

Most likely he's second-gen Chinese American. Never actually set foot in China, zero understanding of the culture, but still trying to LARP as a nationalist. Anything to cope with the fact he's 5'5 and can't get any Tinder matches.

so is he faking chinglish to sound more legit?

Could just be retarded. I've known Americans that sound like him.

We’ve received your report, here are some things you can do. Enjoy the van while we drive you out of your own cities because your white trash ass can’t afford it.

Not a mayo, Chinki.

A brownie dares insult a superior race? Only whiteys can be considered our equals ;), sorry brownie, gonna enjoy my steak while you take a shit on the streets.

Chinki, a single Indian adventurer was sufficient to BTFO your people from South Vietnam. You lot being our equals never even crossed my mind.

I don’t know which curry eater you’re talking about, you think I learnt brownie history or the history of the ungrateful Vietnamese that we’ve tried to help for over 1000 years from their brownie roots, albeit unsuccessfully

Most of East Asian history is also brownie history though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dravido-Korean_languages.

Not even latte, pure black.

Incest looks bad in game, Idk how to explain it. I'm fine with stuff like Oreimo but in ck2 it feels bad.

Tibet is literally an example of when the chuds got it right. The Chinese just started flooding the area with Chinese people to get rid of the Tibetans.

uhh why would you parrot this right wing conspiracy

Because it literally fucking happened in Tibet. Look I hate rightoids as much as you do but we can’t ignore what happened to Tibet

Lmao I was joking buddy, I'm with you 100% about the Han Question

Maybe thats a good thing. Politics holds us back in usa, mostly because of ungrateful liberals. Something Taiwan, Tibet, and Hong Kong has in common with USA Liberals.

Here in the USA, liberalism has been declared a mental disease and their voting rights will be eventually revoked.

Hmmm

China's handling of Tibetans and Uyghurs is based. I'd like my country to do the same about youths. They cause a lot of terrorism and criminality here in France.

Can't believe he forgot Macau.

It's the new chink on Reddits board of directors. Before you know it we will be communicating here in Mandarin

He should be a Drama mod

Beautiful culture

Guy definitely would love cultural revolution.

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Based Anti-Chinese Government Shills poster

Put in "China martial arts fake" to maximize Chong butthurt.

Politics holds us back in usa, mostly because of ungrateful liberals. Something Taiwan, Tibet, and Hong Kong has in common with USA Liberals. Here in the USA, liberalism has been declared a mental disease and their voting rights will be eventually revoked.

Chinese state propaganda is so based.

" thriving economy that rivals the USA. Smart people, safe places to live, very friendly to outsiders, and mind-blowing food. What's not to love "

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Do you like the smallest penis available on the market?

WUMAO

BAIZOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lm3vE6qTdc

Disappointed this wasn’t a link to the YANG ama