Real life boomer caricature spends his daughters college fund, maxes out his credit cards, and steals $12000 from his wifes parents to buy a fixer upper truck his dad touched him in, gets blasted by AITA hive

462  2019-07-27 by THROWAWAY_thetr4sh

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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I could buy it right then and there for $23000. He said if I could come up with the cash, yes. I had been procrastinating setting up a 529 so I had $12000 in savings that my wife's parents had given us, I maxed out my credit card to Venmo and my mom bought down a check for $4000 and I fucking drove away in my old car. It was like a dream come true. Like a literal dream come true. *It needs a lot of work I can't afford right now but it's mine. *

Sounds like a wonderful waste of 23000 when you have a new child.

If this isn't a troll (not much to point in that direction except how utterly stupid he is) he is the most gullible person on the planet

>Someone is definitely coming RIGHT NOW to buy a beat up truck for $21k and if you can give me $2k more RIGHT NOW I'll tell him to fuck off! Yeah, he's coming in like 30 minutes dude! What about your daughters college fund? Your credit cards? Oh, you say your in laws gave you $12k to use for childcare expenses? Throw that in too! And your mom can come down with 4 grand? Even better!

Holy shit I wonder how he browses the internet without falling for a dropshipping scheme.

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Top that off. Just looking at the buy, it was a stupid financial decision.

He used $12k that didn’t belong to him. Maxed out his credit cards on Venmo ( $7K debt ) and borrowed $4k from his mother. Cherry on the top was that this guy said he didn’t not have the funds to fix it. So he’ll have a old junk car sitting in his driveway while he put his family $11k in the hole WITH A FUCKING 6 MONTH OLD TO CARE FOR!

$11k in the hole

11K plus divorce lawyer fees.

.... You’re the guy who posted the original AITA.

Yeah, you’re a troll.

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Yeah something tells me if he just pokerfaced it instead of letting the salesman immediately know how much sentimental value the truck has to him he wouldn’t nearly pay that much. I bet he didn’t even read Art of the Deal.

If it were a troll, they would have tried to make him more sympathetic. That, combined with the fact that this dude is talking about motives more than actions (classic hallmark of guilt), this one might actually be real.

Dude probably sold it for 20 times less than he bought it for.

He shouldn’t have done what he did and I am in no way justifying his actions. He seems wildly irresponsible and his wife should be thinking carefully about her commitment to such a person.

That said, he probably didn’t overpay by as much as you think. The old Broncos have gotten stupidly expensive. It’s not hard to imagine someone paying $21k for an original V8 Bronco that runs and drives.

But.. He still sold it before the price sky rocketed when it started being considered a classic.

He probably sold it when it was past it's half life.

I see what you mean now.

Damn he made it sound like it was worth way more than 27k especially since he mentioned he doesn't have enough money to fix it up

They’re quickly increasing in value as there is much more demand than supply. Even newer Broncos are going up in value though not as much or as quickly as the early ones. Vintage trucks from the same era are getting stupidly expensive too.

If at some point SUVs and trucks become undesirable then the vintage prices will drop.

Lol how even is that shitbox collectible?

Any classic car is going to be a shitbox compared to a brand new modern car. People like what they like and when it comes to classic cars there is by definition going to be a limited supply. If demand is higher than supply then prices go up. People who buy wisely can own & drive interesting cars without losing any money, sometimes even making money.

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IKR. Cars are a depreciating asset.

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Now, if you said 23K in shares or Gold. Well, that's a different story.

Classic cars are not.

That's a luxury good.

Gold seems like a bit of a luxury.

The difference is that gold is a lot easier to store and probably appreciates more than a luxury car.

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Also, I don't think its a good because you can't "consume" gold.

Also, I don't think its a good because you can't "consume" gold.

I can't?

Gold flaked burgers seem good rn.

You're not rich enough to sprinkle some gold into your sundae?

Are you serious? Have you ever read any financial book? Gold is considered among the safest investments you can make: 1.- Buy gold when the economy is good/at peak and everyone is buying shares in the stock market or start-ups. That's when you buy gold at a cheap price. 2.- when the economy is bad and the stock market indicators are dropping (S&P, DowJones) everyone will freak out, selling their shares and buying gold. That's when the gold price will go up, and that's when you sell your gold and make a huge profit.

Same applies vice versa with shares.

I'm just saying it's still something that is a luxury to be able to afford. Or I'm ust poor. A bronco is a solid investment though. Obviously not with someone else's money but it's a car that is an exception to the "cars are not an investment" rule. Again though, it should not be acquired by pilfering your kids college fund.

Such low tier bait.

I believed until he said he had no idea what all the special poop golds next to his name were.

I actually have no idea either, I have the same question. I haven't seen those icons before.

Admins rolled out a really stupid feature where subs can have basically their own "community rewards". From what I can gather its basically Reddit Gold that just looks slightly different and I think is slightly more expeneive too

So does it have the same benefits as Reddit gold? Like, is this guy being rewarded for being an asshole with people giving him the custom gold toilet icon and stuff?

No, he gets no benefit, Reddit gets 80% and the sub gets 20% so they can award contributors gold and platinum.

How does that work, with the sub getting 20%? Like what does it mean for "the sub" to get it, does it go to the mods so they can use it for awards in the sub?

not sure the details. the mods give out the awards I think.

20% in dollars or creddits?

sub gets 20% so they can award contributors gold and platinum

Wouldn't that mean that reddit gets 100% of it eventually then?

lets say u spend 1000 coins on a community award. just like gold u spend 500 coins for like 3 bucks and 100 coins goes to its reciever. the remaining 400 coins "dissapear". with community awards 80% of the coins "disappear" and the remaining 20% (200 coins here) goes to the mods. so when u give a comm award to a person he gets nothing whereas the mods get the coins (which they will use to award "quality content")

Sounds gay

yup reddit gets gayer every day 😔

Reddit gold is a complete waste of money.

lol

They're not doing it for free anymore...

I believe so, but I can't be fucked to figure it out for myself. I'd assume that the reciever is given at least a few "coins" like with Gold, because otherwise the jacked-up price would not be remotely warranted.

like circlejerking with discord custom Emojis but with real money 🤔🤭🤭

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So soon /r/drama will give out golden bussies?

Subreddits have custome versions of gold you can give now.

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Jannies get paid because of it

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I didn't know either, and I spent a long time subbed to AITA. They're not used very frequently, and I normally browsed by New so I didn't stumble into a circle jerk.

Okay, but for real, what do they mean? I have only ever heard of Gold Silver and platimum. Although I have no idea whats the difference between the three.

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Smh he didnt even say he bought a replica of OJs bronco

The man himself replied, but it got deleted;

I'm really not a troll, I don't know where people get this and the bait idea

Well, my1972pony, it may or may not be because I, personally, and many others, don't know of many people in real life who would put their family in financial jeopardy and steal money from loved ones over a car, even if it had the most sentimental value possible.

Don't take that to mean that we think you're an asshole, I mean you are, if the post is true, but creating a post of this caliber, troll or not, is simply remarkable and I applaud you sir. Your kind of posts keep me from reflecting on my own dire life problems every night

And I am sorely disappointed that we cannot ping, and I hope this finds him well.

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It's like he didn't even try

i realize on paper i’m the asshole

dope, question answered, nothing more to read

For real this isn’t really even a interesting one, just a post where everyone thinks he’s the asshole and there’s no demented slap fights in the comments :/

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Imagine spending $23000 on something that drives like a tractor

It doesn't drive.

Even if it did that top heavy gas guzzling beater is worthless until restored and it's not gonna be worth the cost at all when it comes to sell or trade even when dealing with collectors. The new Bronco is out anyways and it's far better than the old overrated redneck glory hole on wheels that is the original series. This guy, if he really isn't a troll, is not an utter piece of shit but also a complete fucking retard. Sentimental value isn't worth shit when you have a newborn and a wife to care for. I hope this dipshit gets it running and rolls it off a cliff so his wife and child can be free from a lifetime of more selfishly bad decisions

The new Bronco isn’t out yet mouth breather

This is the juiciest AITA bait post I've read yet. Bravo 👏 👏

I don't see the problem guys

your post literally ruined my day

She's still a little hormonal from the delivery.

this is very good for dramacoin, thank you based OP

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The saddest part is that he isn't even a boomer- he claims he's 31.

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I believe he's what zoomers call a "30-year-old Boomer" - the type that still plays beerio kart on n64 at a house party

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Oh yeah, and the thread got y'alled after the OP got banned because AITAnnies are fags who want to keep him from making more juicy drama to get downvoted.

There are unironic NTA’s. It got better

Literally came here to call this guy a boomer cause I knew it was going to get reposted here and it's the first thing in the title

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It takes a special kind of retard to overpay for an old piece of shit truck.

Fake. Troll.

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Never been pregnant, but had killer PMS - it doesn't make you irrational, it drastically reduces your ability to tolerate bullshit.

PMS doesn't make you irrational. You heard it here first.

Grounds for divorce imo. What an asshole

We have 18 more years to save up for college

HAHA! With one salary, every day life expenses and a whooping head-start of -$26k, you’ll be swimming in cash in no time!

my1972pony

obviously it's a throwaway

A new sentence is born

When I was a kid my parents were broke as fuck. Ma spent over a grand fixing up our wagon after it broke down, which was money we didn't have. Shortly afterwards Dad secretly sold it for $20 and with the cash bought a pack of smokes and a pizza. He literally traded our car for a pizza lmao. He probably would have done something this stupid too if he had access to the funds. People this senseless shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Yes, they're both assholes.

Real life

AITA post

Pick one.

I'm just waiting for the "I raped and killed a puppy but am I the asshole?" post

Real life

Please.

That is too well made, smells like a troll.

I can’t and will not defend what you did. You should have told your wife about that car. You should have been more frugal and responsible with your money. That being said. FUUCK YEAH bro! That 72 Bronco is a hot ass truck! That’s something that you keep and hand down and when your brat decides to drive it around you’re gonna have second thoughts. There is something to be said about your first car. You need to tie your balls to your inner thigh, man up and work your ass off to make up for it. Fuck your in laws unless they are paying your bills. Your mom is some one you need to listen to cause she literally owns your ass. EDIT: just read in the comments that the money came from your in laws. You fucked yo. I take it all back. You are definitely the asshole. But keep the car anyway.YTA

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Literally the best comment in the entire post.

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I especially like the edit: "I’ll figure out how to cross that bridge when I get there but my wife was so relieved that I “had come to your senses” I don’t want to disappoint her. It’s going to take all my lying skills to pull this one off over the next few years."