I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
This is literally the worst thread you've ever posted and you have the temerity to pin it. I made an alt just to tell you this because I'm so enraged (my main was destroyed by justcool in the 100k banout).
You need to be demoted for this, and if you didn't do it for free in the first place, I'd call for a pay cut too.
I shoot guns, bows, spend weeks at a time in the woods, play in a one man heavy metal band, speak two languages, have been to (and had sex in) 48 states, routinely live in a van for 6 months at a time, argue with MasterLawlz about his taste in movies, and am the skinniest 6' tall person I've ever met.
Squats = slang for Sasquatch. Sasquatch = big foot. Big feet = well I think you see where I'm going with this. If you've got large genitals guess what you've probably got a large ba-donk-a-donk too, scientifically speaking.
Deads: using the muscle tissue from stolen cadavers to artificially enhance ones appearance. It's the new steroids. Basically all body builders are doing it. For some reason it's controversial, though.
Glutes: slang for "glue shoots". I don't think that needs an explanation.
Basically, he's saying that if you've got good genetics or you artificially enhance your appearance, you'll get all the glue shoots to give you gifts and show up at your recitals. Its... pretty obvious. Personally I think this whole drama is disgusting. Women are not just butts or big ol' jugs or nips or pussy holes. The only hole on a woman I care about is her personality hole. Guess I was just born in the wrong generation.
I heard that groups like goths don't exist in high-school anymore. That it's just a bland, grey amalgamation of flossing kids who all watch the same youtube channels, listen to the same music, play the same games and wear the same clothes.
Can any zoomer in here confirm, 'cause that like a 70's sci-fi dystopia
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-01
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 TheColdTurtle 2019-08-01
Alright
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-01
???
Stop stalking this girl or don’t start. Whichever is applicable.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
she's already with Chad, I'll just keep watching her videos and hope that somehow magically brings us together
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-01
r u cheating on phedre
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
no, in fact I'm prepping the bull as we speak
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-01
Are you the bull's fluffer?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-08-01
I thought that was clear.
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
You want this fantasy to keep going but you wont admit to yourself
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-01
anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me
1 wow___justwow 2019-08-01
ehhhhhh?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-01
No matter how uggy a guy is, he will always be a Chad compared to lawlz
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
I just took a hot dump with more sex appeal than lawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
That must have been a pretty sexy dump
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-01
Remember to subscribe to /r/zhcyiD9dotJPG for the latest breaking Call of Duty news
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
subbed
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-01
Want mod
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-01
r/coprophiles is that way. Have fun with the rest of the freaks there!
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
gtfo
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-01
Shut up fatty, even that subreddit is less disgusting than your flab ass
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
Out here in Amish
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
Is this what lawlz calls a chad?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt39szunYWc/
1 SamManilla 2019-08-01
He's got a strong jawline, but the stretched ears make him a Chaz, not a Chad.
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
Or the fact that he has a chin strap neck beard? Chaz for sure
1 Small_Travel 2019-08-01
This is literally the worst thread you've ever posted and you have the temerity to pin it. I made an alt just to tell you this because I'm so enraged (my main was destroyed by justcool in the 100k banout).
You need to be demoted for this, and if you didn't do it for free in the first place, I'd call for a pay cut too.
Check yourself.
1 SJCards 2019-08-01
Lawlz, how horny are you at this moment?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-01
He’s edging 🧴🧻
1 SJCards 2019-08-01
Man has some THIRST 😩😩😫
1 automatic_cluck 2019-08-01
Debatable
1 SJCards 2019-08-01
All men are Kings 👑 until proven manlets.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-08-01
Kings are manlets, fam, emperors are true chads.
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1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-08-01
kristie would get it right in the bumhole
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-01
/r/zhcyiD9dotJPG
1 [deleted] 2019-08-01
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1 eleven4for20 2019-08-01
When are you going take an interest in my life?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
what do you want me to take an interest in exactly
1 eleven4for20 2019-08-01
Take it all in man. You just responded in less than 3 minutes. You need this maybe more than I do.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-01
I shoot guns, bows, spend weeks at a time in the woods, play in a one man heavy metal band, speak two languages, have been to (and had sex in) 48 states, routinely live in a van for 6 months at a time, argue with MasterLawlz about his taste in movies, and am the skinniest 6' tall person I've ever met.
1 cjK_ 2019-08-01
Living the dream
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-01
If only I could do something about this hideously difficult veil of heterosexuality I have to keep up at all times.
1 cjK_ 2019-08-01
Sure there is some gay death Metal twink you can invite to your van in the woods. Make a six months bender and enjoy the fruits of life
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-01
Fuck that sounds cool. Wanna come with?
1 cjK_ 2019-08-01
Sure, nothing gets me harder then some slow fucking with obituary in the background
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-01
Goddamn man, I'm harder than a l1bertar1an at a daycare right now.
1 cjK_ 2019-08-01
Damn, now i wanna ditch work and get weird
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-01
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-01
Hey man, potjuana is expensive, don't be a fart knocker.
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1 jerryjoneshere 2019-08-01
You are so weird but 👍🏻 for owning it
1 onafriday 2019-08-01
It’s sad when you know he latches on to damages goods because it’s all his psyche is capable of saying, “You’re good enough for this.”
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
too real
1 timo_el_supremo99 2019-08-01
Saddest part is he's still not good enough 🤷♂️
1 CriticalSavings 2019-08-01
Lawlz what the fuck is this shit?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
a cute goth girl going bowling and trying on bikinis
I thought I was pretty clear in my title
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1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-01
https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg
https://imgur.com/zhcyiD9
https://i.imgur.com/ROs3S8n.gif
http://masterlawlz.com
https://i.redd.it/bev7vphkrjs21.png
https://i.imgur.com/CIme7SW.png
https://i.imgur.com/S1DIypT.png
https://i.imgur.com/f1WpgDo.jpg
/r/masterlawlz
https://imgur.com/vB7WFTJ
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https://i.imgur.com/UebaqZg.gifv
/r/zhcyiD9/
https://i.imgur.com/2zC2q1z.png
/u/ zhcyiDnein (sadly I've been cucked by the admins)
https://i.imgur.com/z6APZvm.png
https://imgur.com/a/44DbDi0
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481037811277889541/580133287935344651/00039IMG_00039_BURST20190520154058_COVER.jpg
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1 Septimus_Faggotface 2019-08-01
https://i.imgur.com/tZYLEEw.jpg
1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-01
ayy
1 twelvefortyseven 2019-08-01
Use faceapp age filter on him.
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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-01
she's so goddamn bland
lawlz c'mon man 🤨
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
She lost like 130 pounds or some shit and made a YouTube channel about it
She’s prime goth waifu material tbh
1 LongjumpingExtreme5 2019-08-01
lol my first thought when starting the video was "she looks/sounds like she used to be a fatty"
you really know how to pick em
1 ryzyryz 2019-08-01
https://www.instagram.com/jordanshrinks/
1 Ingelri 2019-08-01
lol, what are the tells for that?
1 DayyyTripper 2019-08-01
Whiny voice and quick cadence with the over exaggerated hand movements and eyes staring off into the distance
1 Ingelri 2019-08-01
Strange but believable, now that you say it.
1 snallygaster 2019-08-01
damn that sounds exactly like me
1 LongjumpingExtreme5 2019-08-01
have you already lost the baby weight?
1 DayyyTripper 2019-08-01
Whiny voice and quick cadence with the over exaggerated hand movements and eyes staring off into the distance
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
I was thinking the same thing
although she does look pretty with clothes on. Like you can tell the skin has been stretched out.
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
I was thinking the same thing
although she does look pretty with clothes on. Like you can tell the skin has been stretched out.
1 LongjumpingExtreme5 2019-08-01
aren't you a fatty shitposting zoomer? can you post an MSPaint showing the line between you and her?
1 Momruepari 2019-08-01
Out here in Amish
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
You should of tried back when she was a blob and kept her fat you might of had a chance
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-01
Lawlz try out okcupid and let
usme know how it goes okay. You legitimately can do somewhat better than lusting after YouTube e-thots.1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-08-01
Can he really though?
1 ason 2019-08-01
Squats = slang for Sasquatch. Sasquatch = big foot. Big feet = well I think you see where I'm going with this. If you've got large genitals guess what you've probably got a large ba-donk-a-donk too, scientifically speaking.
Deads: using the muscle tissue from stolen cadavers to artificially enhance ones appearance. It's the new steroids. Basically all body builders are doing it. For some reason it's controversial, though.
Glutes: slang for "glue shoots". I don't think that needs an explanation.
Basically, he's saying that if you've got good genetics or you artificially enhance your appearance, you'll get all the glue shoots to give you gifts and show up at your recitals. Its... pretty obvious. Personally I think this whole drama is disgusting. Women are not just butts or big ol' jugs or nips or pussy holes. The only hole on a woman I care about is her personality hole. Guess I was just born in the wrong generation.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-01
lawlz could do better
1 BriefSquirt 2019-08-01
who cares.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
be nice
1 BriefSquirt 2019-08-01
ok i take that back, this is a very interesting video. thank you for sharing it <3
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-01
Foids have the easiest lives. Imagine your job being to try on bikinis for random horny drama posters on you’ve.
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1 muck4doo 2019-08-01
Can someone take lawlz sticky privileges away?
1 collectijism 2019-08-01
Imagine telling jannies what to do stupid peasant back in line
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1 TruthPains 2019-08-01
No thanks.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-08-01
I heard that groups like goths don't exist in high-school anymore. That it's just a bland, grey amalgamation of flossing kids who all watch the same youtube channels, listen to the same music, play the same games and wear the same clothes.
Can any zoomer in here confirm, 'cause that like a 70's sci-fi dystopia
1 Ghdust2 2019-08-01
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
yeah she is thanks for agreeing with me
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-01
she used to be super fat, so you might have a chance. Like 300+ pounds. As long as you don't mind her blowing up 300+ after 40, you're good.
1 L13utenant 2019-08-01
LITERALLY WHO
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-01
Jordan
1 L13utenant 2019-08-01
Does she have a patreon, if so how much are you donating?