Just stop with the oh so random posts you fent nigger

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^{_^} hehe...toodles!!!!!

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Dude this mom joke doesnt really have the same effect on everyone else. I mean we all dont have a literal stay at home hot flashing klingon / predator looking mongoloid mom like you do.

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not as many as me when your dad takes me out "camping" 🤤

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godamnit lawlz, u are so random and quirky 🤣😆🤪

None if they're yours

Boo, get off the stage

This post is deep state propaganda to distract you from the fact that Epstein got suicided.

Predator but instead of killing off the mercs one by one, the predator aucks them off so good they switch teams

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Wasn't there a rare high def version of this pic? I think Ed posted it

I have it, it’s just Lawlz removes the post if I add it.

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He doesnt check here anymore, post it

gets removed because of reverse image search and the chance of doxx

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Do you thin these retarded posts are funny or something? Just fuck off and die already.

Good comment!

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

This is unfunnier than that Crowder video that just got posted.

What counts as sucking? Like just dick-mouth contact of any sort, or does reasonably stimulating friction have to be possible?

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Using this picture for reference - https://www.figures.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26033&stc=1&d=1330710160

If we're just assuming that "suck simultaneously" is a purely cosmetic term where form takes precedence over function, I'd estimate in the neighborhood 7-11 in most day-to-day situations. Sufficiently motivated people with a large enough pool of candidates will always find a way to achieve the upper echelon, and since this is an important scientific question with far-reaching implications, we'll assume the researchers have functionally limitless resources at their disposal. My answer is 16 dicks.

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I initially tried to tackle the subject in the simplest way possible - line the chosen slender, well-endowed men up along all four sides and just do it that way. This allows for a realistic maximum of 9 dicks, maybe 10 at the most: You can fit (possibly) 4 along the bottom, 3 at the top, 2 on the left and 2 on the right, by means of conventional alignment.

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HOWEVER, if we approach it with a non-standard formation for the men and start with 2 at each corner, pressed firmly against the outer incisors, we're already at 8 right off the bat. Add 2 to the top, 3 to the bottom, and 1 to the left and 1 to the right, suddenly we're almost doubled, at 15 dicks. Lucky #16 would be a small-framed contortionist or some sort of gymnast and he should have no problem maneuvering himself around the already-positioned 15 others from above. Give him a triple dose of Viagra beforehand (this is a laboratory environment, medical personnel are, of course, on standby) so his bending won't impact his erection, and he *should* be able to make contact with at least some nominal, albeit functionally inconsequential, aspect of Predator's mouth.

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I fully expect this to be debunked within 24 months at the most as these findings are published and enterprising young researchers refine and perfect my methodology, but at present, 16 is the absolute maximum without involving amputees, midgets, or some combination thereof.

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an elite can suck more. the predator has mandibles attached by skin, but the sangheili's mandibles are 100% detached an opposable.

Attached or otherwise?

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