I can understand wanting to leave Iowa bc it's a poor welfare state in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but ledditors please don't pretend like it would somehow not be a shithole if the libs were in charge. The only difference would be more potheads
This is on literally every midwest sub. "This states sucks because it's not liberal enough. Right leaning politician is BAD! Muh weed! Muh abortion! Muh roads! I'm totally going to be leaving here soon though." And then repeat over and over and over. I can't imagine living your life being miserable like that when you can literally leave at any time.
They don't leave, because they know they can't hack it Ina real metropolis. They'll be shitting in streets on skid row looking for their next hit of smack.
I wonder if it would make them mad to tell them to move to Texas where the cost of living is low and the job market is booming in addition to there being no state income tax. States like California and New York might be really cool places to visit but they're so ludicrously expensive that I could never justify living there.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-18
Don’t really give a shit about that political stuff but I’d want to leave Iowa too.
1 cochnbahls 2019-08-18
That's fair. It'sIowa. But those kids are mental. Are they going to up and move everytime someone they don't like gets elected?
1 Myopic_may0 2019-08-18
I can understand wanting to leave Iowa bc it's a poor welfare state in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but ledditors please don't pretend like it would somehow not be a shithole if the libs were in charge. The only difference would be more potheads
1 Okaythisisepic 2019-08-18
You’ve never been to Iowa
1 tomsellecksferrari 2019-08-18
This is on literally every midwest sub. "This states sucks because it's not liberal enough. Right leaning politician is BAD! Muh weed! Muh abortion! Muh roads! I'm totally going to be leaving here soon though." And then repeat over and over and over. I can't imagine living your life being miserable like that when you can literally leave at any time.
1 cochnbahls 2019-08-18
They don't leave, because they know they can't hack it Ina real metropolis. They'll be shitting in streets on skid row looking for their next hit of smack.
1 tomsellecksferrari 2019-08-18
And also because the liberal ideologies they cling to result in sidewalk-shitters unaffordable housing and general faggotry.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-18
I wonder if it would make them mad to tell them to move to Texas where the cost of living is low and the job market is booming in addition to there being no state income tax. States like California and New York might be really cool places to visit but they're so ludicrously expensive that I could never justify living there.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-18
Texas is awesome
1 duckraul2 2019-08-18
Corn-derivative-based cope
1 SeagullTrainer 2019-08-18
Pathetic when one of your main reasons to leave is, "muh marijuana is illegal."
1 SirCuljurk 2019-08-18
Iowa is great if youre a retired redditor. Its low cost of living and theres nothong to do but sit in your basement.
1 cochnbahls 2019-08-18
That's Kind of a popular millenium past time though