🎵 Marvelcel, Marvelcel - Seethes to whatever Sony does 🎶

69  2019-08-21 by zappapostrophe

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Fucking based. Why is snappy not at the top faggots?

It’s been going on for years but I still have to consciously and repeatedly remind myself that these adult men are being completely sincere in their endless novella-sized seethings re: movies about cartoon characters.

Marvel fans are the worst about it because it's become so pervasive that you can literally substitute your personality with 'lol capeshit' and people will still assume you're relatively normal.

I hate that it makes me feel like I’ve achieved something by having no idea what the difference is between Marvel and D.C.

The only difference is that even capeshitters will give you a fish-eyed stare when you mention D.C. because D.C. is just that irrelevant now.

Gal Gadot has killer legs tho

yes but she's also jewish

Nice

It really is Marvel fans specifically imo. Disney properties have the worst fanbases

The producers at Marvel seem to be pretty cool guys that just want to make something enjoyable. They're relatively open to criticism and have made adjustments before (the Russos said they had gotten flack for a lack of death in their movies and seeing Logan inspired them to kill off Tony Stark and make a big deal out of it). Plus Kevin Feige even outright said the Marvel vs. DC rivalry is dumb as fuck.

These guys are aware that a lot of their fans are toxic and tribalistic but there's not much they can do about it.

"It's simple; we kill the spiderman" - some sony exec probably

That's the mouse after they didnt get what they want

r/the_mouse

Can't wait for every new spiderman movie to have <20 critic and ~75 audience score on RT now that the mouse doesn't own it

Only one Spidey movie has actually gotten a rotten score (unless you count Venom). Idk why people act like Sony NEEDS Marvel. They don't. At least not enough to take that shit deal that Marvel tried to force on them.

It was more if a "disney shills" comment than "sony is inept" one

What must it be like to have such strong feelings about capeshit?

Things that entertain me are so far down the pecking order of things I feel strongly about that I have nothing to compare it to.

Wife dies? Child gets cancer? Fired from job? r/drama gets banned? Devasting.

Capeshit contract politics? That's like if the shop doesn't have my favourite loaf of seeded bread. Not even worth frowning.

I think I would legitimately quit Reddit if drama got the banhammer. I use r/cars for automotive news and r/cfb during the season, and that's pretty much it.

Only one of the devasting things you listed can actually happen to you tho

I wish. I'm vulnerable to all of them.

There's strength in remaining incel for life. Nothing to lose.

liking capeshit is not a personality

Sony needs to replace tom holland with tobey maguire’s sweet bussy like the old films. This would cause maximum seethe and kill the capeshitter

How did we even get to this point? Half the MCU shit is barely watachable.

Honestly this ruined my entire day and made me feel irrationally angry.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I won't lie friends, I dabble in capeshit myself, but only DC these days. Marvel hasn't put out a good comic in actual years, and even their good ones aren't shit compared to DC

True capeshit is stuff like Sandman, Planetary, Saga, and so on though. That good shit

MCU fans have invaded and borderline ruined half the movie subs on this site. Even /r/boxoffice is overrun with them, Christ.