Aren't cops great folks?

60  2019-08-21 by 3men1pencil

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Six die in suspected fentanyl overdoses in 24 hours in Cuyahoga County, medical examiner says

Based burgers

Cuyahoga

I'd OD on fentanyl too if I lived there.

Why hasn't Cleveland been demolished & turned into a parking lot yet?

Because it is still close to Detroit. The old “much uglier, fatter, dysfunctional friend” ploy.

tfw

As if you'd need an excuse to OD on fentanyl.

Why are Murrican cops so third world?

He’s from the third world.

Yeah the south is pretty trash

takes one to know one

What the fuck is this grade school shit.

Takes one to know one.

Im like rubber, you're like glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

No., I’m rubber. You’re glue.

Rubber balls and liquor

since when is cleveland the south

I'm going to do my deceased homeboy Day_Of_The_COPE a solid and say what he would say if he were still with us

"He's black."

RIP Cope. I'm still sad he's gone

What happened to him ?

He OD'd

Another one bite de dust. /o/

public library's bathroom takes another one. btw where's Randy?

F for our druggy then.

Deleted his account after Snally pointed out that he over shares

That's likely too but not anywhere near as fun.

Imagine having that kind of power over an over-sharing rightoid...

Snally is the best of us.

Cause nobody wants a shit job where you have to deal with undesirables and half the country hates you.

Honestly. Black people need to lay off peeing on children. I know folk heros like "R Kelly" make it look cool, but its just a mess to clean up and prob could lead to pink eye. Just my two cents. 🚫🚰

why would i get pinkeye for peeing on kids lmao

A lot of these Niger-ian types seem to permanently have pink eyes. Coincidence?

Okay what cop loving faggot paid Spez money to ban me

Wow, someone's really mad at you

That's what you get for posting about the white supremacist police, buddy. And they tell me drama was centrist this whole time 🙄

Ugh white men are disgusting

Yes, but he's black.

Makes you wonder if everything went according to plan.

is this "community policing"

Burger does as burger must

Nhiwatiwa turned himself in to police on Tuesday.

!ur in trouble now!<

Whyyy

ACAB

This is what happens when you do diversity hires.

Redditors basically implying white cops are allowed to piss on children lmao

I’m not sure if I should vote for the Democratic Party or the Republican Party this year. Does anyone know if it was because he was black or because he was a cop?