Norm Macdonald and Colin Quinn and Dennis Miller were the best comedians riffing on the news ever. Notice how shitty comedy got after tough Crowd was canceled
DSA isn't left, they are centrist at best, democratic socialism means as AOC and Omar said just wanting to improve your communities and for the 1% to pay their fair share, they want all the things that Scandinavian countries already have, stop this red scare already
Literally not socialist. Scandinavia are social democracies, not Democratic socialists. There's actually a huge difference. Socdems are still capitalist. Demsocs are actual socialists. All industry is owned by a democratically controlled state. You get to vote for who gets sent to the collective farm.
Imagine being so retarded that you think a group that makes up 1% of the population and pays over 37% of taxes is not paying there fair share and should be shook down for more money
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1 OxidizeAtlantic 2019-08-22
that's what happens when you have a stick so far up your ass that vlad himself is masturbating in his grave
1 UhJebticve 2019-08-22
Unlike the super funny rightoids
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/ctoxne/is_geotus_the_chosen_one/
1 JohnWoo4 2019-08-22
Rightoids are Mel Brooks compared to leftoids.
1 UhJebticve 2019-08-22
Ya there’s so many funny conservatives...
1 JohnWoo4 2019-08-22
We've got Jay Leno and he's funnier than anyone the dems have.
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-22
..what? Jay fucking did you hear this Leno? That's the best you can come up with?
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1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-08-22
Bill Burr is married to a black woman whos also a feminist. He legally can not support trump.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-22
No one with a Boston accent can legally support Obama. It's a paradox.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
Trannies and gentlemen, we have found the one true centrist.
1 Usernameof2015 2019-08-22
Bill Burr definitely isn’t a rightoid.
Sam Hyde is funny though and he’s a nazi
1 onafriday 2019-08-22
The other fat balding one was funnier, the little one is just whacked.
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-08-22
Bill Burr isn't a rightoid lol
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-22
Bill is based and redpilled but not, in any way, a rightoid.
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-08-22
I'd say he's radical centrist
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
?
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-22
Bill Burr is by his own admission left of center he just loves ragging on everyone
2 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
Internalized rightsogony
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-22
that's problematic sweathy
1 Plexipus 2019-08-22
When they do an autopsy on r/drama I think this quote may very well be its cause of death
1 westofthetracks 2019-08-22
this reply is an incredible self-own
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-08-22
> Chris Pratt isn't funny
How dare you
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1 _bobsacamano 2019-08-22
Norm macdonald
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-22
He's not really "conservative" but he is funny as shit
2 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
I think he is conservative but he hasn't been funny in a while. dude kinda went insane from what I can tell
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-22
He's a contrarian and he does it so so well
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-08-22
Norm Macdonald and Colin Quinn and Dennis Miller were the best comedians riffing on the news ever. Notice how shitty comedy got after tough Crowd was canceled
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
dennis miller hasn't been funny in almost twenty years
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-08-22
You're 100% right. Because he retired from the mainstream and became an ironybro almost 20 years ago
1 pepperouchau 2019-08-22
(((Mel Brooks)))
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
Is this confirmed???
1 chimpan_z 2019-08-22
rightoids seething
1 UhJebticve 2019-08-22
seriously
1 Brad_Bradshaw 2019-08-22
Correct, only a true centrist knows how to meme.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
Comedy comes from a place of perfect balance
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-08-22
The Trump tower in Greenland was extremely funny though, that alone gives them more points in my book
1 Stenwalden 2019-08-22
"BUT WHATABOUT [INSERT HERE]"
😴 😴 😴
1 Inceltiers 2019-08-22
Isn't that place just boomer central now?
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-08-22
Imagine unironically believing this about Trump.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-22
Caesar, Alexander.... Macron, Trump.
1 loli_esports 2019-08-22
Late_Stage_Veganism 1 point 5 days ago Bernie FLEX! #BuffBernie
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-22
Well said
1 Seriouscatt 2019-08-22
Can we get 50likes?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
I yearn for the sweet release of death.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
DSA isn't left, they are centrist at best, democratic socialism means as AOC and Omar said just wanting to improve your communities and for the 1% to pay their fair share, they want all the things that Scandinavian countries already have, stop this red scare already
1 JohnWoo4 2019-08-22
AOC definitely isn't a centrist. She supports open borders.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
as Sanders said open borders are a Koch proposal
1 halfof2976 2019-08-22
do your parents know you’re gay
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
you are insulting me
1 halfof2976 2019-08-22
did you have to point it out in front of everyone
now i just feel like a jerk
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
sorry for that 😞
would sucking your dick make you feel better? no teeth I promise
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-22
wtf u dont eat ass 😂?
1 Fletch71011 2019-08-22
Good thing politics aren't local to the place they're in then and apply to other countries who don't elect these representatives.
Oh wait, that's retarded.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
that's true, in Europe (((the elites))) haven't hypnotized the working class into their submission
1 pepperouchau 2019-08-22
Which is centrist, because she still allows the whites to remain for some reason
2 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
wh*tes
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2019-08-22
True radical centrism says we open half the borders completely, and have armed drones patrol the other half of the borders
1 wrigley090 2019-08-22
That is the definition of centrism
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-08-22
Open borders? That’s a Koch brothers proposal.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-22
Lmao cope. Who cares what Scandinavia has or why make comparison to them
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
what DSA wants for America is what Scandinavia already has
Sanders would be right wing in Europe
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-22
I don’t care about Europe. Like at all.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
that's because your (((masters))) make you blind and don't see how everybody else is doing better than the US
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-08-22
Or because every other country is gay?
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-08-22
Literally not socialist. Scandinavia are social democracies, not Democratic socialists. There's actually a huge difference. Socdems are still capitalist. Demsocs are actual socialists. All industry is owned by a democratically controlled state. You get to vote for who gets sent to the collective farm.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
thanks for the poli-science lesson kiddo
i hope that your worthless PS degree is paying off
1 LostMaterial0 2019-08-22
Oh wat dis a pizzashill alt?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
more like his parody
1 Brad_Bradshaw 2019-08-22
Imagine being so retarded that you think a group that makes up 1% of the population and pays over 37% of taxes is not paying there fair share and should be shook down for more money
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
fair share is taking away the rest and redistributing it as an election bribe
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-08-22
Leave the Jews out of this.
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-08-22
Imagine seriousposting lmao
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
no u
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-08-22
ischapo?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
you wish, more like baiting local rightoid seriousposters because they fall for everything
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-08-22
There are many talented artists on both the right and left, and of course in the center.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
DSA is center you fool
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-22
but DSA ARE centrists
1 somestupidname1 2019-08-22
🐴👞
1 CondiMesmer 2019-08-22
Wow, I didn't know the entire left was just a few reeditors
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
This sub likes to pretend it's "le radical centrist" but the truth is, it's been rightoid leaning for years now.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-22
SEETHE
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
Have sex
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1 wow___justwow 2019-08-22
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1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
Dw Ill pm you when I get paid
1 leva549 2019-08-22
Dilate.
1 nomad1c 2019-08-22
it's counterculture, and the dominant culture is whiny far-left crybabies, so obviously this sub will lean more to the right
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
At least you admit it!
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1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
MDE was funny though
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
MODS
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
🤷
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-22
MDE is funny. The reddit sub, not at all.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
Nah he just put it the wrong way. Since the left are doing more shit you can ridicule, they get ridiculed more often than the right.
1 gunowner63 2019-08-22
We have more left mods than right ones. I'm not sure if it's still true but we used to have more trans mods than any other subbreddit.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
mods =/= userbase
1 gunowner63 2019-08-22
Sure a bunch of lefty mods just let this place run wild with rightoid agenda posting
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-22
This but unironically.
1 junkieradio 2019-08-22
Are you suggesting the ones not on reddit are good at making memes?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
that irish simpsons communist facebook page is bredy gud
but I can't think of any others
1 junkieradio 2019-08-22
Irish communists are probably closer center than Reddit leftoids.
You don't have much room left for bullshit when your nan died to a carbomb.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-22
I don't actually know or care to know about their genuine political beliefs, I just like the maymays
1 junkieradio 2019-08-22
Yeah me neither, don't take any of the comments on this sub seriously.
2 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-22
Especially not this one
1 CondiMesmer 2019-08-22
I have no idea where you see any mention of memes in that comment.
1 junkieradio 2019-08-22
Look at the title of the post you're commenting on.
1 nybbas 2019-08-22
How the fuck is that at 200 upvotes and like 2 comments?
1 watermark002 2019-08-22
It's a miniscule demsucc sub with 10k subscribers, give it a break.
1 yrueurhr 2019-08-22
4panel funny
orange man baddered
1 Gonomed 2019-08-22
Boomer humor made by non-boomers. Wow
1 transgirltradwife 2019-08-22
Neither can the far right though, seeing that they steal the term “redpill”, vaporwave imagery, and Pepe the frog.
Only nazbol gang can meme
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
Pepe was funny
1 transgirltradwife 2019-08-22
The right didn’t invent it though
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-22
Who cares
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-08-22
SOCIALISM GAY
BOTTOM TEXT
😎
1 CommissarPayne 2019-08-22
Did you just privatize me?
It’s okay, I am “Lesbo”