Major Con: NASA investigating astronaut in what could be world's first space crime

96  2019-08-24 by jorio

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two dikes in the middle of a bitter separation who won’t let even being in space get in the middle of the incessant need to snoop on their ex and cause drama

Mod this space mommy 😍

It is dyke not dike you brainlet

Dyikes 😬😬

Richard, faggot.

Then just drop your pants I'm waiting

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Foids in space. The ISS hit peak passive aggressiveness.

foids in space

This was a mistake, STEM lords. When will you learn?

When anime is real. Until then, any and all progress will be sacrificed at the alter of the pussy-crumb.

I thought shooting women out into the endless void where they can't be seen nor heard would make things better, apparently it only makes it worse - even the strongest of black holes cann't suck the bitter pettiness out of the foid.

"Foids in Space" sounds like a B-sci fi flick from the 70s

Throughout the duration of her flight, Tereshkova kept telling mission control she felt fine, but by her third day in orbit it became clear she was trying to hide her exhaustion. Tereshkova unexpectedly fell asleep and missed a status call with Earth. She felt constantly nauseous, vomited, lost her appetite, and failed to perform any of the planned scientific experiments. Cosmonaut Bykovsky, who could listen to all communications with Earth, heard Tereshkova’s calls to the center and thought she had been crying.

Tereshkova returned to Earth unconscious, with a bad bruise from her helmet. When she was found by the local villagers, she accepted their food and handed out her tubed space rations. Both actions were strictly against Soviet protocol. Tereshkova tried to explain that it was the space food that made her sick, but her bosses didn't accept that.

“No more bitches in space!” said Korolev, when Tereshkova returned to Earth.

Based Korolev

If the food was making her sick why did she give it to other people to (presumably) eat?

don't know, I know she did like 10-15% of her instructions correctly while in space

but if we are being serious, there was an entire squad of women ready to go to space that were way more qualified than her, she did get in presumably because she slept with some commissioner and because she was a rural

ironically her being such an arrogant fuckup that got there because of politics made it so that no woman would go to space for at least another 20 years

The Smithsonian is cancelled.

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Same.

Thanks.

Even with the link I'm too lazy to read this shit. Someone give me the rundown.

Who would have thought the first space crime would be a lesbian divorcee stealing money via wire?

Leave it to women to start drama on a fucking spaceship 🙄

I would have expected domestic violence before that.

wait, NASA even has their own space crime force? neet

Oh boy foids engaging in foidery what a huge fucking surprise but we MUST have foids in stem at ALL cost