All my homies were no longer gay

100  2019-08-25 by zsfh

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Bro LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Omg what if this happens to me? 😲 😧😨😰

Aren't you a top? You're basically the same as a straight man anyway

I bottom sometimes.

So you are an altar boy then?

Not often enough

Groundhog Gay.

Someone get Ben Stiller on the phone and let him know I have an amazing pitch.

The movie title should be exactly the thread title.

You want creamy goodness? I'm your friend. Say hello to my bussy blend! 😩😩😩

ROB SCHNEIDER IS; GAY!

Tfw your homies only wanna blast your bussy when they can't get any girls 😢

Isn't this just bi erasure?

No it's the best prank pulled ever, if its real.

Hardcore gaslighting prank.

Having gay sex for years when you're straight to prank your friend

When you get banned here and try to hang out in srd

SRD is nobody's friend. If SRD was an ice cream flavour, they'd be pralines and dick.

Another post by OP

I think this dude is just dosing too much too frequently lmao. Imagine taking so much psychedelic drugs, you legitimately think your bros have been gay for years.

Is he schizophrenic? In that post he says he lives with his Mom in the other he says with his roommate

Probably. I didn’t read any of it just the title and something about the eggs turning white to brown. If he’s not schitzo he sure is retarded lmao

I think it means that his mom's not gay anymore.

Holy shit, the guy wasn't joking about thinking that his homies no longer gay??

Lmao nope I think he really thought they were the gai bois

Honestly the egg story does make it sound like he is in psychosis, the guy seriously needs to lay off the drugs

I mean I hope he continues for our entertainment lmao, but yeah that shit will make you retarded. I’ve had two high school friends that did the same shit (repeated and frequent psych drugs and “experiment lab” drugs) who are absolute wetbrains now and they can’t be much older than 30.

lol this is why you don't lsd and shitpost.

He's obviously trolling

2140: State Mandated Heterosexuality. You woke up in the future.

Cool a subreddit for people who don't know they are crazy but are actually crazy that's not going to end badly as they all reinforce each others hallucinations

at least being a tranny gives you a blue check mark

That describes a huge part of reddit.

I just hit the biggest lick of 2019 on in the internet today lmfaooo