How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
I offered to coach MasterLawlz, help him with a meaplan and a routine. Unfortunately he has the discipline of the average white women and also her motivation
Take it from me, r/drama's resident IRL bird, that these delusions are unhealthy and you shouldn't be envisioning cartoons and fantasies in real life. Up your meds or something. 🐦
Once upon a time someone leaked an image of Lawlz holding his dog from a private discord group. Someone else then made a jpeg version of it and began posting it on his stickies. Soon everyone was just commenting the name of the url. Then people began making fanart of it. I am the record keeper.
36 comments
1 zsfh 2019-08-25
zhcyiD9
1 CommissarCletus 2019-08-25
Bruh
1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-25
How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Begone, rat.
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1 halfof2976 2019-08-25
nigger
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-08-25
Based
1 loveabigdick 2019-08-25
When will you lose weight and become a chad, masterlawlz?
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-25
We all know the answer to that.
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-25
I offered to coach MasterLawlz, help him with a meaplan and a routine. Unfortunately he has the discipline of the average white women and also her motivation
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-25
Not incidentally the nicest someone has said about him here
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-25
Well he reminds me of my little autistic brother
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-08-25
Is your brother a dwarf, younger than you, or just a tiny bit autistic?
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-08-25
When will he finally race-swap is what I'm wondering.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-25
You've done this "pretend a cartoon is real life" schtick only twice now and it's already old and boring.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-25
I’ve been pretending cartoons were real long before /r/drama even existed, my therapists said it’s a major issue
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-25
Take it from me, r/drama's resident IRL bird, that these delusions are unhealthy and you shouldn't be envisioning cartoons and fantasies in real life. Up your meds or something. 🐦
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-08-25
If you ever need to take a break from posting, we will understand.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-25
Thanks, good thing I never will have to
1 MG87 2019-08-25
Maybe you should stop huffing paint thinner
1 [deleted] 2019-08-25
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1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-25
I'm beginning an initiative called the "get lawlz laid initiative" I will buy a plane ticket to any troid who is willing to smack his man tits around
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-25
Can't we get him plane tickets to Thailand instead? I'm sure he'd like it, fresh and cheap.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-25
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1 dlldt99s 2019-08-25
So he rapes people?
1 NotAgain_ffs 2019-08-25
Women.
1 wizdumb337 2019-08-25
That's nice. Ok class who would like to go next?
1 OxidizeAtlantic 2019-08-25
fantasizing about what youd do if this happened to you?
haha
1 d-amazo 2019-08-25
how many times are you going to do this shit-tier joke
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-25
Twelve
1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-25
https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg
https://imgur.com/zhcyiD9
https://i.imgur.com/ROs3S8n.gif
http://masterlawlz.com
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/r/masterlawlz
https://imgur.com/vB7WFTJ
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https://i.imgur.com/UebaqZg.gifv
/r/zhcyiD9/
https://i.imgur.com/2zC2q1z.png
/u/ zhcyiDnein (sadly I've been cucked by the admins)
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https://imgur.com/a/44DbDi0
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284806374729187339/600938000343367691/FaceApp_1560609789020.jpg
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/r/zhcyiD9dotJPG
https://imgur.com/UzmNgyR
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1 Pamperpull 2019-08-25
Sorry if this has been asked before but I'm a relatively new retard here, what the fuck does any of this mean?
1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-25
Once upon a time someone leaked an image of Lawlz holding his dog from a private discord group. Someone else then made a jpeg version of it and began posting it on his stickies. Soon everyone was just commenting the name of the url. Then people began making fanart of it. I am the record keeper.
1 Pamperpull 2019-08-25
Makes sense. Thank you.
1 darth_stroyer 2019-08-25
achktually he posted a facebook screencap without blurring his face out
1 BoBoba 2019-08-25
"See! It was mostly muscle." -every fat guy ever
1 companyfry 2019-08-25
Shrek 5 when
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-25
I can relate to what you're saying in your stickys
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read along
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of zhcyiD9 across the chest
Sometimes I even dox myself to see how much it memes
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you sticky is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My tgirlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Lawlz, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, S.P.
P.S.
We should be together, too