Trash pandas can be viscous. Lets also remember the young BC man who died of rabbis earlier this summer as he was "nicked" by a rabid bat! I think most Urbanites may not even know what Rabbis is or how dangerous it is to pets & humans alike.
Haha fascists make it too easy to dunk on them. You seriously gonna suggest Nazi Germany > modern West because some people have tats and face piercings?
Dear mentions: Have you, like, encountered a wild animal? Threatening to sue them while they're attacking you doesn't work too good.
Well it is twitter after all. They never get out of the basement so the chances of encountering a wild animal are pretty much none, unless the now feral cat they have decides to crawl from the vents.
It must have really made his wife feel great watching him beat a "rabid" animal to death.
Then while holding his foot over it (while apparently beating it with...a rock?), he takes a picture of his trophy kill and posts it on Twitter? He had time to grab a rock?
There's several levels of retardation at play here.
Dude raccoons are fucking vicious. A housecat can fuck you up and raccoons kill house cats no problem. Who fucking cares that this guy killed an animal that was threatening people.
So it makes sense to battle with and get close enough to a racoon that you stomp on its head?
The more logical case would be to get him and his wife away from it assuming it even had rabies.
It's 99% fatal, if not treated.
Rabies is an infectious viral disease that is almost always fatal following the onset of clinical symptoms. In up to 99% of cases, domestic dogs are responsible for rabies virus transmission to humans. Yet, rabies can affect both domestic and wild animals. It is spread to people through bites or scratches, usually via saliva.
Rabies is present on all continents, except Antarctica, with over 95% of human deaths occurring in the Asia and Africa regions.
The weird thing about it is that you can get vaccinated after you've been bitten. The virus goes and hides out in your nervous system for a while, and only when it comes out is it ready to kill. You have that window of opportunity to get jabbed and get your immune system ready, and that almost always works. Just don't get bitten and think "well, I feel all right...".
Obviously some do but I was under the impression it's super rare. It's anecdotal but the county I used to live in (not BC but PNW) would test fucking everything for rabies. Any dead animal that wasn't roadkill got tested basically. Not once to my knowledge did they find rabies. Think for a second what that means. You're testing every dead animal someone comes across and animals with rabies always end up dead so you're basically testing the majority of potentially rabid animals in the county. It's not actually that common.
Regardless of how common it really is the logical conclusion to 'that animal might have rabies, we need to kill it' is 'kill every animal'. Unless the animal has already bitten someone (and then it makes sense to kill it so you can test it for rabies) you're better off just leaving the damn thing alone. Maybe the raccoon in that photo really was aggressive and acting weird but I bet it was something more along the lines of the thing making raccoon noises at them when they came too close to its garbage or some shit like that.
IIRC in the PNW the problem is mostly bats flying around in the mountains and deserts. Victoria being, you know, a fucking island, there is zero chance of this being an issue.
When I was a kid pry around 12 I used to run around the timber with my single shot 22 hunting coons pretending they were charlie. It would take 3 or 4 shots to drop a big one.
Wish I was 12 now with a Twitter account to periscope it to own the libs.
To be fair, once you understand the dehumanization tactics popularized and made ever-present by the society we live in and systemic and structural oppression that exist in the current fascist regime, it becomes exceedingly clear that in order to liberate and decolonize ourselves we must first confront the whiteness that exhibits itself in the way we allow corporations to imprison and murder animals for capitalistic consumption.
Why is the American blue tick-sphere (with an assist from popehat of all people lmao) going after a Canadian that stomped a raccoon to death in Canada?
Moreover, who the fuck cares that someone killed a raccoon? Those things are everywhere, invasive, and a pain in the ass.
Right? Like if this guy was posting pictures of himself torturing animals or something I would get it. But he just killed this raccoon that was being aggressive. Who the fuck cares?
Honestly, who gives a fuck about killing useless animals. If itâs not someoneâs personal pet, there should be no reason you canât just kill it freely. I mean all the people against âcruelty to animalsâ are always such whiny people. Like they really donât care about the animals, they just care that they can bitch about it and people will listen.
Who gives a fuck about a random raccoon. I mean honestly, if you care about some random animal that eats trash, then youâre probably a little off lol
I mean not for the lulz, but like kids who go out and shoot squirrels with pellet guns. Thatâs not crazy or inhuman. Itâs just a kid being a kid.
But honestly who really gives a fuck at the end of the day about some random ass animal thatâs not human tbh. And then people that talk about how âcruelâ it is to nature OBVIOUSLY have no idea what nature is really like lmao
There's obviously some fine shade of distinction between "for the lulz" and "just a kid being a kid", but I'm not seeing it. So far as shooting something for shooting's sake goes, I remember there was a stirring essay on that in some editions of Scouting for Boys, Mark Twain I think (I know he didn't write the book, he was being quoted). It's for sure he was agin it.
do these people realy think raccoons are this little fuzzballs that eat garbage all day? these things will go out of their way to bite you and scratch you and try to kill your cat.
I mean... If anything is rabid its fair game to kill.
I do enjoy feeding the friendly ones though.
People who hurt animals, or get off by hurting animals, or want to hurt animals -- you can tell who they are without lumping anyone in like this guy.
Folks who are out to cause suffering #1 usually do it to more accessible animals like cats/dogs, and #2 generally have a trend in their behavior -- you can observe this if you look into the psychopath the_marx's behavior here on drama.
I guarantee most of the outraged replies to this live or work in a building in which rodents are managed with painful, slow-acting poison. It's shocking how disconnected people can get from the natural world.
A few really important points that apparently I'm the only fucking person here with the knowledge to make:
Victoria is an island in the Pacific. Rabies is difficult to completely eradicate on the American mainland because it's a continent, but it does not exist on offshore islands.
Victoria is not, however, a Pacific island like Mindanao. People do not own machetes there unless they're tacticool tryhards.
Raccoons sometimes approach humans during the late summer. I dunno why, but they do. It's happened to me and I didn't need resolve it by killing the poor thing and then calling my dad in to do a photo shoot.
You can't step on a mammal's neck like that because they will move. If you have ever owned a dog or cat, you would know this. Apparently there are people in this world who haven't.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-26
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1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-26
RIP chubby boi đđđ
1 itsnotmyfault 2019-08-26
Romantic night with wife cut short by having to kick a potentially rabid raccoon to death. Randomly attacked a pedestrian.
And that's dad with the machete we used to finish it off. (PIC)
Dear mentions: Have you, like, encountered a wild animal? Threatening to sue them while they're attacking you doesn't work too good.
I guarantee everybody on this thread getting precious about Mr. Raccoon would turn into Dirty Harry the minute it went for their pea-coated lap dog.
I have just been informed that the raccoon's name was Harambe Jr. Lord, what a tragedy.
How nice. The attackee found my dad and sent this note. (PIC)
Also, I'm pretty sure it was a fentanyl dealer. A true menace to public order.
Why isn't anybody on this thread mocking my appearance yet? That usually starts about now. Suggestions: Double chin, pasty skin, awkward gait, Seinfeldian voice.
I regret to say that I am now the hero at my folks' building. Chocolates, nods in the elevator. I will inform these monsters that they should instead be outraged that I didn't first impose sanctions on the raccoon or whatever.
$10 says that by Monday this spurs at least one Toronto hot take about how killing attacking raccoons is neo-colonialist violence or something.
Based and trashpandapilled.
1 LongPostBot 2019-08-26
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1 halfof2976 2019-08-26
I love him. Who is he?
1 Stenwalden 2019-08-26
This is a great fucking thread
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-26
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1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-26
Fucking rabbis. Once you catch it you's all like "oy vey" this and then you get those curly side burn looking hair. Such a horrible disease.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-26
I chopped off the Jew fro, but kept the money.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-26
Don't lie, it's not the only thing you chopped off.
1 NeuralHijacker 2019-08-26
He didn't chop that off, the mohel did it with his teeth
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-26
This guy gets it đŻ
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-26
"The only thing worse than a coon is a Jewish coon" -Hitler probably
1 wizdumb337 2019-08-26
Remember the best defense when a pack of rabbi animals attack is to throw pocket change on the ground and run the opposite direction .
1 reptilia987 2019-08-26
Mod this man
1 queerjihad 2019-08-26
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1 TrumpsUsedBussy 2019-08-26
One more word and I'll hack into your 4chan account and steal all your tendies.
1 queerjihad 2019-08-26
Please no
1 longfacepug 2019-08-26
Chad
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-08-26
Foids đ¤˘
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-26
Fluent in sarcasm? Likes travelling?
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-26
Loves pizza, Harry Potter and Doctor Who đ
1 Matues49 2019-08-26
Haha fascists make it too easy to dunk on them. You seriously gonna suggest Nazi Germany > modern West because some people have tats and face piercings?
1 centrist_btw 2019-08-26
yes?
1 Raey42 2019-08-26
Those three cant be all true
1 queerjihad 2019-08-26
I assume by "literature" she means Harry Potter and 50 Shades of Gay
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2019-08-26
The Cure are fucking great tbf
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1 FearOfBees 2019-08-26
I wheeze
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-08-26
Is this yet another retread of the wild hogs thing?
1 FollowAllTheRules 2019-08-26
Lol no guns or burgers involved (unless that coon was an immigrant) so no it wonât be nearly that dramatic
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1 Stenwalden 2019-08-26
Well it is twitter after all. They never get out of the basement so the chances of encountering a wild animal are pretty much none, unless the now feral cat they have decides to crawl from the vents.
1 jimmerz28 2019-08-26
Basement dwellers aside.
This wasn't a pibble or a fucking black bear.
This was an oversized Chihuahua.
It must have really made his wife feel great watching him beat a "rabid" animal to death.
Then while holding his foot over it (while apparently beating it with...a rock?), he takes a picture of his trophy kill and posts it on Twitter? He had time to grab a rock?
There's several levels of retardation at play here.
1 ____Nice____ 2019-08-26
The fuck is a pibble
1 Cdace 2019-08-26
A pupper thatâll love you to death
1 JustLions 2019-08-26
A dog bred specifically to take care of babies.
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1 diggity_md 2019-08-26
Level 1 of retardation: caring about this post enough to get assmad about it
1 Stenwalden 2019-08-26
So under which handle are you in that thread REEEEEEing at the guy?
1 jimmerz28 2019-08-26
People that have multiple handles are pretty much garbage imo.
1 nybbas 2019-08-26
Dude raccoons are fucking vicious. A housecat can fuck you up and raccoons kill house cats no problem. Who fucking cares that this guy killed an animal that was threatening people.
1 jimmerz28 2019-08-26
Taking a blue checkmark's word on face value?
I feel like you're in one of these levels of retardation.
And it's pretty high up there.
1 nybbas 2019-08-26
http://i.imgur.com/DqDS9Np.gif
Says one drama poster to another.
1 lolcows63 2019-08-26
People like to get retarded about wild animals its a frickin coon you kill one and plenty more are born to take its place
1 HASFUNWITHYOU 2019-08-26
You know rabies is 100% fatal right? But oh muh animal rights why didn't you just let it kill you. Fuck off kiddo
1 jimmerz28 2019-08-26
So it makes sense to battle with and get close enough to a racoon that you stomp on its head?
The more logical case would be to get him and his wife away from it assuming it even had rabies.
It's 99% fatal, if not treated.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/rabies
As usual you're being a typical American trying to make it all about yourself, when it's not.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-08-26
The weird thing about it is that you can get vaccinated after you've been bitten. The virus goes and hides out in your nervous system for a while, and only when it comes out is it ready to kill. You have that window of opportunity to get jabbed and get your immune system ready, and that almost always works. Just don't get bitten and think "well, I feel all right...".
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-26
Most foids like it when their man murders animals
1 jimmerz28 2019-08-26
She probably came while he was doing it.
And all these virgins here are worried getting rabies from body fluids....đđđđđ
1 Kiru-Kokujin55 2019-08-26
why not?
my friend hunts and shares his kills even if its just a rabbit
1 bussylmao 2019-08-26
WTF is with all the retards saying raccoons in BC don't/can't have rabies? That's not at all how it works
1 Woolgun 2019-08-26
>TFW even rabies are refusing to enter Canada
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-08-26
all the raccoons just took advantage of the free healthcare
no rabies in the north
1 Woolgun 2019-08-26
America should not implement socialized healthcare until all rodents and other pests migrate to CAN and kill as many Canadians as possible
1 ineedmorealts 2019-08-26
They don't understand the difference between an animal not being rabid and not being a rabies reservoir
1 nybbas 2019-08-26
Apparently BC vaccinated all their wild animals for it... I would love to see how that works and how much that cost lol
1 TrumpsUsedBussy 2019-08-26
AHAHAHAHA holy fuck that's retarded.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-08-26
Copy paste from my other comment:
I think they like airdrop pills that the wild animals eat, and those pills vaccinate them. Itâs actually pretty interesting.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-08-26
I think they like airdrop pills that the wild animals eat, and those pills vaccinate them. Itâs actually pretty interesting.
1 nybbas 2019-08-26
I looked it up, and apparently this is something that is pretty commonly done. Can't find any instances of BC doing it though.
There are a bunch of stories of people getting attacked by racoons in BC though lol.
https://www.nelsonstar.com/news/rabies-vaccine-snub-worries-b-c-mom/
I think Raccoons are just assholes, rabies or not.
1 geraldo42 2019-08-26
Obviously some do but I was under the impression it's super rare. It's anecdotal but the county I used to live in (not BC but PNW) would test fucking everything for rabies. Any dead animal that wasn't roadkill got tested basically. Not once to my knowledge did they find rabies. Think for a second what that means. You're testing every dead animal someone comes across and animals with rabies always end up dead so you're basically testing the majority of potentially rabid animals in the county. It's not actually that common.
Regardless of how common it really is the logical conclusion to 'that animal might have rabies, we need to kill it' is 'kill every animal'. Unless the animal has already bitten someone (and then it makes sense to kill it so you can test it for rabies) you're better off just leaving the damn thing alone. Maybe the raccoon in that photo really was aggressive and acting weird but I bet it was something more along the lines of the thing making raccoon noises at them when they came too close to its garbage or some shit like that.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-26
IIRC in the PNW the problem is mostly bats flying around in the mountains and deserts. Victoria being, you know, a fucking island, there is zero chance of this being an issue.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-26
When I was a kid pry around 12 I used to run around the timber with my single shot 22 hunting coons pretending they were charlie. It would take 3 or 4 shots to drop a big one.
Wish I was 12 now with a Twitter account to periscope it to own the libs.
1 Cockroach-Lord 2019-08-26
If you had Twitter when you were 12 youâd probably get groomed by whatever the equivalent of a woke blogger back in your day grandad
1 General_Insomnia 2019-08-26
Not before CPS made him another foster kid rape statistic.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-26
Doubt it fag
1 Cockroach-Lord 2019-08-26
At least Iâm not from Iowa
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-26
Says the lord of the roaches...
1 lolcows63 2019-08-26
Just a reminder that people believe in specie-ism as a bad thing unironically
1 itsnotmyfault 2019-08-26
To be fair, once you understand the dehumanization tactics popularized and made ever-present by the society we live in and systemic and structural oppression that exist in the current fascist regime, it becomes exceedingly clear that in order to liberate and decolonize ourselves we must first confront the whiteness that exhibits itself in the way we allow corporations to imprison and murder animals for capitalistic consumption.
1 CommissarPayne 2019-08-26
Thatâs cool. Iâd like my coffee black no sugar.
1 CommissarPayne 2019-08-26
Speciesism is fuckinâ radical dude.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-26
As an Avian American, speciesism is totally fine and justified against the mammalian menace.
1 lolnope06 2019-08-26
Imagine living in a society where you have to kick an animal to death instead of shooting it like a civilized human being.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-08-26
30-50 feral raccoons
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-26
Tfw lives in a city for so long that the existence of packs of wild animals is haha funny to your 110lbs soaking wet ass
1 CommissarCletus 2019-08-26
Tfw youâve never set foot out of Boston and you donât know shit about how dangerous hogs are
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-08-26
Iâm from rural Bama vro
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-26
Canada is such a shithole.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-26
On the Day may the Rake pass over him
1 diggity_md 2019-08-26
Why is the American blue tick-sphere (with an assist from popehat of all people lmao) going after a Canadian that stomped a raccoon to death in Canada?
Moreover, who the fuck cares that someone killed a raccoon? Those things are everywhere, invasive, and a pain in the ass.
1 Ghdust2 2019-08-26
Mayos
1 nybbas 2019-08-26
Right? Like if this guy was posting pictures of himself torturing animals or something I would get it. But he just killed this raccoon that was being aggressive. Who the fuck cares?
1 doctor_dai 2019-08-26
Honestly, pussies. If you care about random animals dying, you are indeed a fucking pussy. And thatâs just a simple fact.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-08-26
People who never have to deal with wild animals think that they should never be harmed under any circumstances.
1 diggity_md 2019-08-26
Muh Bambi
1 muck4doo 2019-08-26
Pain in the ass? At times. Invasive? I'm pretty sure they were here before towns and cities were built.
1 Asshat232 2019-08-26
Why don't you let them fuck your girlfriend if you like them so much Huh?
1 Pepperglue 2019-08-26
I was expecting people would have caught on to this troll attempt, but no.
1 ineedmorealts 2019-08-26
You should be reported for this and your bullshit story. âPotentially rabidâ my ass. Do you beat potential rapists and potential burglars to death and step on their necks too?
I unironically want to see this women try to deal with a aggressive raccoon.
1 CommissarPayne 2019-08-26
This is ridiculous, he shouldâve used his raccoon sized handcuffs.
1 Fatal_Taco 2019-08-26
retard
1 doctor_dai 2019-08-26
Honestly, who gives a fuck about killing useless animals. If itâs not someoneâs personal pet, there should be no reason you canât just kill it freely. I mean all the people against âcruelty to animalsâ are always such whiny people. Like they really donât care about the animals, they just care that they can bitch about it and people will listen.
Who gives a fuck about a random raccoon. I mean honestly, if you care about some random animal that eats trash, then youâre probably a little off lol
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-08-26
I mean honestly, if you think it's OK to kill a wild animal just for the lulz, then you're probably a little off lol.
But acting aggressive to humans is a no-no and if the little furball gets wasted for it, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
1 doctor_dai 2019-08-26
I mean not for the lulz, but like kids who go out and shoot squirrels with pellet guns. Thatâs not crazy or inhuman. Itâs just a kid being a kid.
But honestly who really gives a fuck at the end of the day about some random ass animal thatâs not human tbh. And then people that talk about how âcruelâ it is to nature OBVIOUSLY have no idea what nature is really like lmao
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-08-26
There's obviously some fine shade of distinction between "for the lulz" and "just a kid being a kid", but I'm not seeing it. So far as shooting something for shooting's sake goes, I remember there was a stirring essay on that in some editions of Scouting for Boys, Mark Twain I think (I know he didn't write the book, he was being quoted). It's for sure he was agin it.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-08-26
do these people realy think raccoons are this little fuzzballs that eat garbage all day? these things will go out of their way to bite you and scratch you and try to kill your cat.
1 yeahboiiierino 2019-08-26
still weird as fuck to make a post about it. also i don't get why people get upset about someone killing what's basically a big rat
1 lolcows63 2019-08-26
Its more interesting than 99 percent of what gets posted
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1 LostMaterial0 2019-08-26
RIP lsu coonalt
1 yeahboiiierino 2019-08-26
both the dude who posted this and the people in the comments are retarded. amazing
1 NMJ87 2019-08-26
I mean... If anything is rabid its fair game to kill.
I do enjoy feeding the friendly ones though.
People who hurt animals, or get off by hurting animals, or want to hurt animals -- you can tell who they are without lumping anyone in like this guy.
Folks who are out to cause suffering #1 usually do it to more accessible animals like cats/dogs, and #2 generally have a trend in their behavior -- you can observe this if you look into the psychopath the_marx's behavior here on drama.
He's a cat killer like kalaa.
1 the_marx 2019-08-26
I kill cats?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-26
Don't feed trash pandas, tard. That's how this shit happens.
1 NMJ87 2019-08-26
I wish a bitch would
I'll fight any animal
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-08-26
Mayos get so sensitive when it comes to racoons.
"Zomg trash pandas đ"
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-26
Yep
1 Redactor0 2019-08-26
A few really important points that apparently I'm the only fucking person here with the knowledge to make: