Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-27
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 BurgerLaowai 2019-08-27
Ow!
My Benis!
1 MrBufkin 2019-08-27
Good sub.
1 soapsudss43 2019-08-27
It's a wfoid without a dog knot deep? Does this even count as a drama post?
1 WarSanchez 2019-08-27
Can we just call aborted children called Oofsies?
1 duckraul2 2019-08-27
Angel jannies
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-27
Lil Angel Jannie Oofsies.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-27
Sometimes they be, but sometimes they don’t
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-27
Why even live?
1 MrBufkin 2019-08-27
😍
1 omegaclap 2019-08-27
And nothing of value was lost.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-27
Wait what
1 ClementineChime 2019-08-27
I think it's you Lawlz. With your trash panda.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-08-27
yeah I kinda figured that. Can't wait until this gets added to the collection that is commented on every one of my posts
1 Kellere31 2019-08-27
Everything for you Lawlz! 🤗
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-08-27
i thought u were better than this
1 angrypotato1 2019-08-27
It's not straight if you're both trans
1 JumbledFun 2019-08-27
I thought those gilds were just your flair but no...
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-27
This is truly disturbing.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-08-27
Rsrfy, I hope all your other gf’zzzzx don’t see this.
1 rsrfy 2019-08-27
should've used an alt
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-08-27
Yes
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-27
Story of my life
1 lannister_stark 2019-08-27
Jfc someone actually drew lawlz gf
1 rsrfy 2019-08-27
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-27
Was this always your flair or did you get a new one? It's dope, it even shows up on mobile somehow.
1 rsrfy 2019-08-27
ty :) the mobile flair is new, it's a different version of my css flair
i gave mobile flair to all the mods that said yes when i asked
so far that's jc, basad, atg, snally, nom, trappy, bat - check those out. unfortunately some third party mobile apps still don't support it though
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-27
Yeah, I'm using a 3rd party one and I usually can't see any flair. Pretty neat you got it to work.
1 rsrfy 2019-08-27
reddit is fun master race?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-27
Yup, I'll probably be using it into my boomer years
1 rsrfy 2019-08-27
*sip* yeah rif is a pretty good app
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1 Woolgun 2019-08-27
If making her look like Lawlz was supposed to make me feel empathic, it failed terribly.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-27
1 gogetgamer 2019-08-27
I'm leaving this sub BECAUSE IT SUCKS DOGBALLS
1 Things_Remote 2019-08-27
They took this from me
1 topmanner2 2019-08-27
gay
1 remarkENable 2019-08-27
thought it would be snally
1 ardasyenden 2019-08-27
is that fucking lawlz