what % of these do you think are ironic shitposters pretending to be le epic dramatard so they can unironically float the idea out to you about some trussy action? like how many of these dudes you think would actually go spelunking in your asshole given the chance?

We're not joking. When are you gonna get into racial humiliation porn? Post pics of you impaling yourself on a BBC already so self-respecting niggas can bust a nut.

✊🏿

Is the joke in your user name that a black man's kryptonite another black man?

Or are you just larping?

My name is a reference to the movie Undercover Brother. That's it.

Probably 100% of the sub would fuck her butt given the chance. The real desperate ones are the ones who would get buttfucked by her if asked.

Where do you rank the people who just want to suck her dick?

She's average sized and uncircumcised, so I would rank them as heterosexuals but kind of creepy and into panties.

She's average sized and uncircumcised

Is sucking an uncircumcised she-dick straight now, like, specifically?

I don't know why but apparently yes.

OK i guess.

Fingers crossed.

nothings straighter!

The real desperate ones are the ones who would get buttfucked by her if asked.

Hey, simply liking phallic objects in my ass doesn't make me desperate. The desperation is a separate, unrelated issue 🙄

why do you assume it isn't 100%?

Probably most of them would fire in given a chance.

the most critical data: the number of times i was mentioned

>doesn't provide a number

Trappysaruh post more pics please

r/trappysaruh hasn't had a new pic in 3 weeks. you know they're right

Most of your little gimmicks are just mildly annoying. Trappy and rsrfy are the only good jannies.

which deuxcel did this?

🤷🏼‍♀️💅🏻

🤭🤗

Glad to see so many mentions, tho you didn’t get best mod. 😡

Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.

One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around

Snapshots:

1. /r/drama survey results - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

2. /r/Drama - archive.org, archive.today*

3. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comm... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

4. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comm... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

5. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comm... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

6. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comm... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

7. https://i.imgur.com/lXF0mKl.png - archive.org, archive.today

8. https://i.imgur.com/1wwx2EQ.png - archive.org, archive.today

9. https://i.imgur.com/8nSq2kH.png - archive.org, archive.today

10. /r/drama - archive.org, archive.today*

11. https://i.imgur.com/eTGWpXo.png - archive.org, archive.today

12. https://i.imgur.com/79yJNgk.png - archive.org, archive.today

13. https://i.imgur.com/ZswJGRe.png - archive.org, archive.today

14. https://i.imgur.com/zHCXZI6.png - archive.org, archive.today

15. https://i.imgur.com/8kDldPx.png - archive.org, archive.today

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23. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme... - archive.org, archive.today

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36. https://i.imgur.com/ajc2Zq1.png - archive.org, archive.today

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39. https://i.imgur.com/PvfVMg4.png - archive.org, archive.today

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41. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet... - archive.org, archive.today

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I have nothing clever to say so I'm replying to the botposts

smoothbrain and karmapilled

gotta get that dopamine somehow

o7 snappy.

cirquedufaggot is definitely a stupidpol agendaposter

The only thing more pathetic than this post is how you think people actually actually care.

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That delete and repost got you this from Bussy, so definitely worth it.

shh we weren't supposed to notice that

He didn't even fix the BUSY lmao typo.

Said it was worth it, didn't I?

next you're gonna tell me Santa doesn't real

EXCLUSIVE: You won't believe these ten two ways REDDIT JANITORS manipulate INNOCENT BOTS for their DEVIOUS plans.

Basad give us the data on how many of specifically used the free response to shit on you.

something something dude sentience lmao

based and sentinel

least hated? aww i least hate all of you too

It just means you're not pulling your weight

let's collab on your next round of targeted bans? i think a feature with one of our top reeee-makers could really up my numbers

🤗

I've never seen you before in my life

look i've already seen the survey results - you don't need to tell me you're retarded

You had a surprisingly high hate to like ratio though. 😭

Nobody knows who you are

Are you a quota hire like mircy or do you write 5200 lines of code a day like JC or how did you get your (((job)))?

yikes it's not my job to educate you sweaty

I'm slightly upset that I was even with the like to dislike ratio. I wanted a new favorability of 0 dammit

did this many people seriously answer honestly?

pathetic

Within three standard deviations is technically true by some definitions.

It's called six sigma for a reason.

Only question I answered seriously was the fetish question tbh.

I can't believe anyone would take anonymous reddit poll data seriously

Masterlawlz wins out on favorite mod

you people deserve your shitty-ass sub

you make heros of apes and retards

Darqwolff was modded years ago, my dude. It was always like this.

/r/drama has compassion for the retarded

Wow that's pretty rude. 😡

you make heros of apes and retards

....that's not the point?

That gif is fucking gross lmao

this is how I pitcure you irl

I'm no lard, thank you very much 😤😤😤

you people deserve your shitty-ass sub. you make heros of apes and retards

It begets drama.

That gif is legit cute! 😍😍

that's the most horrifying gif i've ever seen

you make heros of apes and retards

And that's a bad thing?

God damn what is right with you people

lactation at the bottom

MILFs at the top

r/Drama what is you doing?

Between that and the infantilist numbers, things just aren't adding up.

It is a sad state of affairs when people are reluctant to accept that lactation is the superior fetish.

I mean if you're straight, sure.

Though there's some variants that work in the gay world too.

Men can lactate too.

Yes, but the amount of prolactin required to do it will generally shut down the male sex drive faster than an upskirt shot of Ann Coulter.

What's your point?

I don't have a point. It's one of those fetishes that just doesn't work right in real life sadly, much like vore. By all means give me some T H I C C bara daddies with oversized pec-titties that need to be milked hourly. But until Space Daddy invents the necessary gene-tech to let me repurpose otherwise unattractive and useless NEETs (and former high school athletes who dropped out of community college after two months) into property and sexual cattle, I'm just going to have to get by.

Oh I see your problem. You want gay muscle daddies and I want smooth, soft bussyboys. We're at an impasse.

Smooth and soft has it's place, just haven't personally seen that type/asthetic around a lactation fetish. If you can make it work good for you. Record it and put it up on Xtube. Be sure to share it on here.

I'll get Reiko right on it.

why in the world would you know something like that

Because I know about prolactinomas. They're not exactly uncommon.

How's that your take on it when they clearly complement eachother? They go even better together than CBT and phonebanking for presidential candidates.

Oh, no, you misunderstand. My original point is that it makes no sense for MILFs to be at the top while lactation, the natural counterpart to MILFs is at the bottom.

My second point is that people are reluctant to admit to themselves that they're into lactation, as though it is shameful and not a patrician fetish.

Then I misunderstood indeed, because that's what I meant.

Your second point is also on the mark I think, too much "mommy milkers" mentioned for that to not be true.

These fetish counts are way too far off. 10.8% into forced homosexuality? 12% into bimbos?

This is unacceptable. We clearly need more people exposed to disturbing fetish shit on here. Like, I want to see furry drama about public diaper shitting, lifestyling service-bottom maids in 24/7 TPE, findom relationship blowups and angry pup-play twinks ranting on Twitter that dry-humping each otherin full gear 'isn't sexual' and is perfectly acceptable to do in front of a four year old.

Forced homosexuality is unironically one of my fetishes. Nothing like making a stupid moid cry while he realizes how much better my boimouth is than this stupid fat bitch of a wife. “I-I’m not GAY, get off of me!” he’ll say as he’s letting out boyish moans and gyrating his hips to get further down my tight little throat. I’ll take his cock out and say “Is that right sweaty? Then why are you enjoying it so much?~” to which he’ll respond by letting out a torrent of cum into my mouth and declaring himself a certified homo. “good boy~” This is when I take my finger out of his twitching asshole, his prostate thoroughly stimulated and used.

What even happened to oversocialized

I'm just assuming someone paid to ban him for a week or two.

Dude had like 23 alts. Guess they all got banned

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He couldn't behave.

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you're obviously one of his alts, tho, right?

I barely who know he is outside of the whole DayOfTheCope shitshow tbh :v

😉😉

btw are you aware that the mouth on that smiley is pointing up, muppet style?

Yeah? It's an open beak ^v^

:ʌ

Did Cope get doxed? I didn't know he'd deleted.He over shared more than a Facebook mommy group.

I even went back to the thread Hodor made about him a month ago here and Hodor had even deleted all his comments, too 🤔

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smothered by kittens and overbearing beast of a gf, I imagine

Idk probably playing Pokemon Go

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him and Ed both chilling on Lolita island is what I heard

but if those who enjoy them they prefer momruepari to Keller 3 to 1

Nice wordplay 🙄💅🏻

Cope less meme better

Look Sweaty my masters in liberal arts makes me way more qualified to rate art then this uneducated subreddit and you combined, okay? 😘

You & rue got nothing on WorldAroundEwe tbqh

Honestly I rate him above banksy.

Don't worry I voted for you.

I like your memes but I don't think enough people know you. Momruepari gets alot more exposure and I see his stuff more.

momruepari is better at branding.

And Minecraft.

I wasn't on the "regulars" list this year, so I do not accept these results as legitimate. I demand a re-survey

Literally who

I'll make you fuck my wife

Fetishes:

• Flat chested girls (21.1%)

Lmao, who let Yamete vote 100+ times? 🤭

Loli has more than one vote so probably.

Pie charts?

Look at that visual mess and ask yourself, if you were trying to convey a sense of proportion, would a big stupid fucking sliced circle be a good idea, or would an ordered bar graph work better?

Amateurs.

... You mean excel?

Free trial ran out

I'll be your chart guy, you fucking inept luddite.

What's so hard to understand about a tiny green slice being ever so slightly larger than another shade of green slice?

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

Thank you, I miss my bot.

all men all white hmm yep i wonder how i knew

It would be fine if there were less gussy lovers eww

The political breakdown shows that anyone who thinks left wingers or right wingers solely dominate this sub is mind numbingly retarded and biased

I'm sure they'll just say "[left/right] wingers like to call themselves centrists because blah blah blah so really all the centrists are against me!"

The political breakdown shows that anyone who thinks left wingers or right wingers solely dominate this sub is mind numbingly retarded and biased, and blind, and also gay but not in the homosexual way.

You've just described reddit.

The split will always be on economics.

On social issues, its like an overwhelming majority who are "you do whatever you want to do" type people.

87% of us are Hispanic.

Sounds about right to me.

Based and criollopilled

Lawlz most hated and most loved. All things are radical and centrist and there is balance in the universe.

I'm like how the rest of the world views America. They hate me but they can't get enough of me 😎

Immeasurably based and America-pulled, lawlz

much like america, you're a vast and unavoidable presence in our lives

there's no way to be rid of you

Your stickies are mainly retarded but if we go too long without them I feel uneasy and incomplete. Ben 10 is also based

They hate me but they can't get enough of me 😎

In both cases we're waiting for the thing to catch fire. I have marshmallows.

You have an appropriate BMI for the comparison as well.

I did a quick control F and it seems like the more likely you like Lawlz and DarqWolff the more likely you hate me, which is great because they were my least favorites.

Your jew numbers are inflated because you called it (((white))), which can also be interpreted to just be a jokey reference to whites, especially in a sub that regularly does this in other ways a la "wh*tes"

You are clearly antisemitic. Jews exist you know 💅🏻💁🏼‍♀️💰

Yeah same, I thought (((white))) just meant crypto whites, like armenians and greeks and latinos.

That's """white""", brackets are the Chosen Punctuation Marks.

There's also {{{whites}}} to denote the Hibernian menace.

🥔🥔🥔whites🥔🥔🥔

I can't be bothered to look but I'm pretty sure we're more diverse than Chapo and Sino

10.8% Jewish

5.3% Jews

🤔

10.8%

I love that this is the most Jewish sub outside of r/Judaism (and /r/financialindependence, probably). Makes me feel so happy / this is where we belong.

Pretty sure /r/Jewdank is the most Jewish sub and /r/povertyfinance is the least

You finally got your own homeland and it's r/drama

Ivanka skewing the results through conversion

Cmon, lets be honest, most Hispanics got a little Sephardic in them

Mexicans claiming to be 1/64th Jewish to get Spanish citizenship is equivalent to white people claiming Indian blood to get into a tribe CMV.

Yo, 1/64th god’s chosen people is still God’s chosen people

Bruh, it's been ruled that people who were born 100% Jewish but converted as children don't count. Cope harder turtlecel.

Lol my tribe has zero benefits and loads of drama. I should get more involved...

do it and post about it

I really should. There's mad drama about leadership and money missing, we aren't recognised as a legit tribe by the BIA (I mean we kinda are complicated), some members caused a standoff in their urban command Karesh style, and some dumb assholes have a fever dream of claiming a rez in the middle of the biggest megapolis I the country.

I should go to more meetings.

I am ethnically a (((mayo))) but that doesn't stop me from being a big brain atheist, religious scum.

disgusting

MILF porn would be better if half the actresses didn't have bolt ons and lip injections.

Also, I'm disturbed that over 20% of dramanauts are potential pedos.

there’s no way there are so many of you who have every fetish

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Having every fetish translates as "I am so lonely please I will do literally anything you want for some human contact."

um excuse me sweaty please do not shame my many kinks

I can't believe foids are the second largest group after moids

it's over 💅🏼

😡

It never began for moidcels

Some of you guys need to take the tranny-pill

I was surprised there were so few cis-women actually.

The discord servers are very much not these proportions.

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tfw no one voted for me

Good i prefer the shadows

Cope.

I am coping i was on the list in the first place reeeeeeeee

Let us seethe together

and 8.7% are 31-35. Only 2.9% of us are boomers.

GenX... boomers... whats the difference?

I just wanna grill, man

Net Likability -9.3%

Rookie numbers, I'm going to double this next year.

Who are you anyway?

Thank you for this

87% hispanic

over half make under $30k/year

So, Mexican?

Yeah you fucked that up

Ahem, Gardner-Americans, ty

I have nothing against Mower-Americans.

Why don't they fix their yards in Mexico instead of trying to come here and fix ours?

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Everyone who didnt say 'me' as favorite user is a cuck.

BRAP

Honestly shocked that people over the age of 25 can stomach this website

I'm lost and waiting for someone to come and take me back to the Something Awful Senior Center

It's not easy. 🤢

Many of you lied. I can tell because there’s no way there are so many of you who have every fetish.

don't fucking kinkshame me

neato

2:1, we recognize that Inceltears is more pathetic than Braincels.

You mean 2/3

2:1 is half you retard.

Are you calling me a retard or yourself a retard

Read it, shows that you are wrong so..

TF it's 68.1 vs 39.8

1:2 it's 1/2=0.5 aka 50% aka half

2:3 is 2/3= 0.66 aka 66.67%

In short fuck you for making explain this

What the fuck is that stupid and uneducated way to measure something?

I'm pretty sure you made that all up

Normal people: "We outnumber them five to one."

You: "They are 0.1666666666666666 of us."

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Lmfao mod this man

Don't worry you are probably smarter than most adult burgers.

I don’t understand. Please redo the example but with more inclusive emojis, thanks 😊😊

🙎🏿‍♀️🙎🏿‍♀️🙎🏼‍♀️ 🙍🏿‍♀️🙍🏿‍♀️🙍🏿‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️

Is that better?

Hmmm I still taste a bit of mayo

The great replacement takes time. Have patience.

2/3 isn't even a ratio.

Is everyone here stupid?

Two thirds is a ratio, maybe people don't use it in burger land but it's a common ratio everywhere.

2:3 is a ratio you europoor.

this dude is incredible

Two thirds is a fraction dude

Thanks for validating my doubts on the "Education" section of this poll.

Don't worry he's a Slav, he probably was just passed out drunk for most of school.

Taaaaaard.

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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This might help you see your error:

• There's only two options. So if one of them is 2:1, then the other must be 1:2.

• There's only two options. So if one of them is half, the other must be half also.

• This implies 2:1 and 1:2 are both half. This is a contradiction.

If two things are equal (i.e. both half) then they are 1:1. Notice this satisfies the reflexive property outlined above.

Yes, ~2/3 of users think Inceltears is more pathetic. This means ~1/3 of users think the opposite. 2:1 implies 2 of something for one of the other. In this case the "something" is "one third of the vote". 2/3 vs 1/3. 2 v 1. 2:1.

1:1 = 1/1 = 100%, so if a recipe calls for 1 part flour to 1 part water, you just put in all flour and leave the water out. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

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at yang gang is really up there

tfw people say yang has no chance but he's in second place on the world's most powerful subreddit

sub is full of NEETs, students, Sons of Abraham, and Hispanics

they like the guy giving out free shekels

You guys took so long in posting this that i forgot what i lied about.

87% of us are nonHispanic.

No wonder there's always so many dirty dishes in the break room sink.

most of you don't talk about reddit irl

Yeah, no shit. Like imagine how autistic it is?

Ok, but where are the write-ins for the Snappy Suggestions?

Also, I'm noticing that "Based and x-pilled" is something that is nearly always a hit in the comments, but has almost nobody supporting it in the poll. I'm wondering whether this is some kind of weird effect where something is everyone's 2nd favorite, but does worse than almost every other candidate because it's nobody's first. In other words, overhaul the American Election system based on our findings in a /r/Drama poll.

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Why isn’t there a 65+ option for that Tick Tock guy?

Unironically surprised how few mayos there are if this was answer honestly

6 people like me and 9 people hate me. I feel so validated.

100% of y'all can't behave

Many of you lied. I can tell because there’s no way there are so many of you who have every fetish.

You truly underestimate the degeneracy of weebs.

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3.9% ace

based!

100% of OP doesn't understand that most people lie on surveys like this.

I’m very frustrated that mostly everyone answered this survey honestly. I thought we were better than that

10% Jews

We over represent 400% in the best subreddits. Nepotism confirmed.