whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
Also, a micropenis is 2.5 inches or less hard. My erect penis is about 4.5-5 inches, depending on where you measure from. So, while it is a small penis, it doesn't qualify as micro.
Holy shit. That dude has better balls than I but I wouldnt trade dicks witj him anyday. He's one of the guys that are in amaetur gangbang videos that gets blown at the beginning and cums in about 17 seconds π€£
because he's a G A L A X Y B R A I N atheist who has strayed far far away from the light of the Lord in an attempt to prove he's too enlightened for FUNDIES. So LOGICALLY and FACTUALLY the next stop is to deepfry your boys.
well that's not true at all.
God loves that guy all the same. AA just chooses to live with a small winky instead of going full troid and embracing his bussy / feminine penis
Getting a bigger dick should be one of the biggest reasons to lose weight tbh. You can get 2 or more inches back depending on how much of a fatass you are.
At the age of 25 Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates. When he learned what they asked for a ransom he was pissed they wanted so little money for his life and demanded they raise their price. He then made friends with the pirates, only to tell them he was going to come back and slaughter them all when he was finally ransomed. Within a few weeks/months he did just that, ringing an entire fleet to destroy every last one of them and presumably went and fucked a bunch of fineass women in Rome when he got back.
At that same age you were jerking yourself off for being a rational skeptic because you watched TJ fucking Kirk.
Goddamnit... I wasn't expecting someone to post the gif of it. But honestly my horror turned to nature documentary-esque intrigue because I didn't realize someone's dick could be that small.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-01
whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
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1 governingLody 2019-09-01
That was actually pretty funny. Im new, who makes this?
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-01
This level of cope lmao
1 MasterLawlz 2019-09-01
Wtf, does he not realize that simply not responding would have been significantly better than saying that?
1 heretobefriends 2019-09-01
He's a youtuber. It simply isn't an option.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-01
He likes to own up to it for some reason.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-09-01
He is obviously a masochist
1 reebokpumps 2019-09-01
The video at least is a thing you have to own or it will destroy you lol, but yeah no need to discuss the how small your very small dick is.
1 Ingelri 2019-09-01
Regardless of girth? What if it had a length and radius of 4"?
1 reebokpumps 2019-09-01
No bueno
1 MathoRadame2 2019-09-01
Then do it LOL LOL LOL
1 reebokpumps 2019-09-01
lol 4 month old comment, quit it you silly loser
1 MathoRadame2 2019-09-01
Sorry, didn't realise there was an expiration date on comments
1 reebokpumps 2019-09-01
And who trolls in drama. Cβmon champ, least effective place to do it π€£
1 MathoRadame2 2019-09-01
Honestly idk why I made the comment, I've not troll anyone since I quit cod in my early teenage years lmao
1 reebokpumps 2019-09-01
Well go sit in the corner for a while. Takbir for your new daddy.
1 Godsdj 2019-09-01
Not if he posts on /r/Drama!
1 ineedmorealts 2019-09-01
thatsthejoke.jpg
1 spacelemon 2019-09-01
https://twitter.com/malwaretweets/status/1167746167821783041
someone posted his spicy oil PP video. it is infact micro
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-09-01
Holy shit. That dude has better balls than I but I wouldnt trade dicks witj him anyday. He's one of the guys that are in amaetur gangbang videos that gets blown at the beginning and cums in about 17 seconds π€£
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-09-01
Nah definitely a stand in the corner massaging his button mushroom trying to get hard while everyone else gets busy kind of guy
1 hitlersodomybukakke 2019-09-01
this is so painfully accurate it hurts my anus
1 JustLions 2019-09-01
The universe was a mistake.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-09-01
... Why did he do this?
1 spacelemon 2019-09-01
because he's a G A L A X Y B R A I N atheist who has strayed far far away from the light of the Lord in an attempt to prove he's too enlightened for FUNDIES. So LOGICALLY and FACTUALLY the next stop is to deepfry your boys.
1 I8Cereal4Breakfast 2019-09-01
He couldn't afford the MtF surgery
1 wizdumb337 2019-09-01
Hell he's almost there.
1 Brumaired 2019-09-01
He's all balls. lmao
1 nybbas 2019-09-01
What the fuck
1 Boywithpants 2019-09-01
Thicc ass tho π
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1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2019-09-01
Of course he's an atheist. That dick is proof that, at the very least, even if there is a god he doesn't love you.
1 spacelemon 2019-09-01
well that's not true at all.
God loves that guy all the same. AA just chooses to live with a small winky instead of going full troid and embracing his bussy / feminine penis
1 PeskyPapaya 2019-09-01
Guy probably got inches and centimeters mixed up, damn that's tiny
1 Yellowofthecornholio 2019-09-01
y u do this
1 darth_stroyer 2019-09-01
too beeeeee faaaaiiiirrrr he is like 6'7" or something.
1 thewalkindude 2019-09-01
Yeah, there is no way that thing is 4.5 inches.
1 Fatal_Taco 2019-09-01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTt-HTu3-gs mrw
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-09-01
Still mogs me π’
1 loli_esports 2019-09-01
That's the power of the Skallas parody account. Become Lindy, Lawlz.
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1 OceanGeese 2019-09-01
Where the fuck is he measuring from? That thing wouldn't pass as a matchstick.
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1 Adramolino 2019-09-01
When he says 5 inches, keep in mind he's also obese as fuck. 5 inches in a skinny guy and 5 inches in an obese hamplanet are worlds appart.
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-09-01
what?
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-09-01
If you're fat enough any length penis can become an innie
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-09-01
so fatties could have bigger penis, if they stop being fattie?
1 bbw_gw_ 2019-09-01
Yeah crotch fat is a real thing lol
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-09-01
lel, if that doesn't motivate to lose weight, I don't know what
1 duckraul2 2019-09-01
What good is an extra 2 inches if you're currently using 0 inches
1 spacelemon 2019-09-01
yeah, i went from 5.5ish to 7 when i went from 270 to 190lbs
1 Fletch71011 2019-09-01
Lot of people report gaining one or two inches in dong length when they lose weight.
1 ProtectYourNeck_ 2019-09-01
It just depends on far you can jam the ruler into your greasy FUPA
1 Mrtheliger 2019-09-01
Getting a bigger dick should be one of the biggest reasons to lose weight tbh. You can get 2 or more inches back depending on how much of a fatass you are.
1 chmclctthrt 2019-09-01
Where does he measure from to measure 4.5? His butthole?
1 CaliggyJack 2019-09-01
Self-deprecating humor isn't funny it's pathetic.
1 dramasexual 2019-09-01
This is the most autistic possible way to respond to that, holy shit.
1 well-hello-there 2019-09-01
Umm... what?
https://twitter.com/malwaretweets/status/1167746167821783041?s=09
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-01
It was hot vegetable oil. Which somehow makes it worse.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-09-01
He is never 4.5 inches. I have seen the video. His dick is T I N Y
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-01
Theist tards DESTROYED.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-01
Tfw you watched Amazing Atheist in high school. π€ͺ
1 Ingelri 2019-09-01
Tbf to you the guy had probably yet to publish a film of himself and his microdong at that point
1 CATS_in_a_car 2019-09-01
Fuck man, I watched him in my 20s :(
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-09-01
At the age of 25 Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates. When he learned what they asked for a ransom he was pissed they wanted so little money for his life and demanded they raise their price. He then made friends with the pirates, only to tell them he was going to come back and slaughter them all when he was finally ransomed. Within a few weeks/months he did just that, ringing an entire fleet to destroy every last one of them and presumably went and fucked a bunch of fineass women in Rome when he got back.
At that same age you were jerking yourself off for being a rational skeptic because you watched TJ fucking Kirk.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-09-01
As usual, amazing atheist manages to be technically correct while still missing the point of having weird video of your tiny penis.
1 smokeyphil 2019-09-01
well, thats something I never wanted to see again.
1 Feanorfanclub 2019-09-01
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-09-01
He must have hired ben garrison to draw his profile picture
1 GuyTDraker 2019-09-01
So he has a Danny Devito dick?
1 perkot12 2019-09-01
Why did he pour vegetable oil on his penis?
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-09-01
I mean after watching that video, do you still believe in god?
Checkmate, fundie.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-01
This video proved the non-existence of God. π
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1 Shootzilla 2019-09-01
He filmed it for an online "girlfriend" who leaked it. He also made a video where he shoved a banana up his ass or at least tried to.
1 OxidizeAtlantic 2019-09-01
what a fucking world
1 Zero5urvivers 2019-09-01
Its been year since i last heard of this guy, i thought he quit the internet or something.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-01
He's just even more irrelevant now.
1 MG87 2019-09-01
Isnt he a pedo also?
1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-09-01
Heβs a you tuber so probably
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2019-09-01
No, a furry, which is almost as bad
1 Epicman93 2019-09-01
I think he is liberal, not libertarian
1 Pro-Evil_Operations 2019-09-01
There might not be any proof of God's existence but there definitely is hard evidence that TJ has a fucking tiny dick.
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-09-01
Holy fuck he's got a small dick and a small brain
1 Drama_Paladin 2019-09-01
I don't understand why he's so defensive about it here when he's made jokes about his own micropenis multiple times. Get your shit together TJ.
1 bbw_gw_ 2019-09-01
Some dumbasses think joking about their insecurities will stop them from being insecure but it doesn't work and only makes it worse
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1 RBnumberTwenty 2019-09-01
Iβm so glad I clicked on this today. Thank you ππ»
1 ATF_snek_stepper 2019-09-01
I wouldn't know this fat pervert is if it weren't for colossal's video
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-09-01
Had to post this on Sunday of all days...
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-09-01
He doesn't believe in God becuase he has a thimble dick. If he was packing 5 1/2 inches and not fat he would be the unimpressive agnostic.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-09-01
Ya got dunked on friend, atheist style π
1 look_up_the_NAP 2019-09-01
I like hot oil on my dick and bananas up my ass.
amazing atheist
1 TruthPains 2019-09-01
And you can't even blame god for it. lol fucking lol
1 Boss_Taurus 2019-09-01
Goddamnit... I wasn't expecting someone to post the gif of it. But honestly my horror turned to nature documentary-esque intrigue because I didn't realize someone's dick could be that small.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-09-01
https://twitter.com/malwaretweets/status/1167746167821783041?s=20
That man alone is fucking proof there is no god.
1 MisprintPrince 2019-09-01
Thanks for telling me how big AAβs babydick is, OP
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-09-01
Imagine the cope thinking 4.5 isnβt micro.
1 loli_esports 2019-09-01
lmfao lindy table is rising up
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-09-01
I've seen nippled longer then that