You really ought to give the elephant jannie powers so he can sticky the collage.

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Ford's Theater even has an online Lincoln-themed merch store: https://store.fords.org

the american dream is alive and well I see

Yeah there's a difference between memorializing someone and clearly trying to make a quick buck

I once upon a time lived in DC. I was at some bars/clubs. Was with this foid who got supper drunk. She threw up on fords theater. I remember thinking, imagine Lincoln seeing this shit.

I heard their limo tours will blow your mind!

I’m on mobile so I can’t post the links but just know that this post got them in my head.

I think I have some of them memorized by now.

You can post links on mobile you sped

Yeah, it’s great. You can take a tour of the textbook building and view the street from the window he shot from.

They even have a replica rifle (unloaded, of course) that you can point from the window for photo opportunities

lmao seriously? That's hilariously disrespectful

No, that’s my troll answer to people when they ask me about Dallas.

Damn

If it’s any consolation, and as if to rub it in the faces of conspiracy theorists who come to visit, there is a tolerance museum/holocaust memorial next door behind the grassy knoll.

Whoa whoa whoa Lawlz are you going to drop redpills on me??

Seriously. The assassination of JFK was studied as nauseam. Everyone knows what really happened. Question the holocaust, and the government will turn you into a lampshade. We may never know if it really happened.

One guy gets killed by a loser mayo desperately searching to find some meaning in his life through totalitarian ideology. Six million people get killed by a loser mayo desperately searching to find some meaning in his life through totalitarian ideology. These things do kind of correspond to each other if you ask me.

Lol that's fucking funny, but the truth is they have the spot where Oswald stood behind glass, and it's set up like it was that day.

You can get to the next window over though. I did that. To see if I thought I could have made the shot. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

missed opportunity then tbh

The window is behind velvet rope but they staged it the way it looked on the day of. All the boxes and such

Is the window access with no Lee Harvey Oswald in it still closed off to general public?

Eternal reminder that the people who don't see a problem with this are probably the ones that had a conniption over JFK Reloaded being disrespectful

oh, the educational excuse was total BS

This is the anti-intellectualism destroying the university system and scientific progress as a whole.

That's true and makes it especially sad that it was still the best educational game of the 1990s.

That's the most boring sounding game ever, but apparently someone got 10k for playing it.

Actual serious seriouspost: I sincerely recommend that anyone who has doubts about the JFK assassination play this. What I learned is that the "magic bullet theory" is not only plausible, but it's pretty much the only plausible outcome. If you're aiming for him you either get Kennedy in the head or get him through Connelly. Both actually happened.

It's unironically the best edutainment title since Oregon Trail and it's a shame that we don't have a society where it could be released that way.

Another solid post my friend.

Has anyone questioned the gift shop owner? He has a hell of a motive. All I'm saying is look into it.

Solemn memorials are for closure. There was no closure to the JFK assassination. So the crime scene will always be a monument to the mystery.

There was no closure to the JFK assassination.

We caught the little commie shit and killed him. What more did you want?

You can't say Dallas doesn't love you, Mr Kennedy...

9/11 Memorial has a gift shop with a piece of the steel beams in the middle.

Not as silly or ironic as Australians naming a swimming pool to commemorate Harold Holt, their former prime minister, who disappeared in a swimming accident.

Is that the one who got lost in the ocean?

yep. went for a swim and never came back

He came back as shark shit

or broken JFK bobbleheads.

lol

I like how there's a huge X in the middle of the street at the exact location he got shot

lawlz do u have any proof that u weren't behind the grassy knoll on that fateful day?

Dude there’s a fucking tour you can take. Someone is working on an AR simulation of it.

any merch referencing the grassy knoll?

I actually went there back in 2013. I think my mom bought something.

Ye, book depository had museum and gift shop

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I mean Auschwitz has a gift shop, same thing really.

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There's a Jew joke in there somewhere

https://i.imgur.com/cG3oo5n.jpg

are the bobbleheads accurate?

I remember going to NYC and visiting St Peter's church. Now I know it's not the same, but man they selling so much bullshit and I remember thinking "Didn't Jesus get really pissed off about this exact thing?"

I assume you've already heard of the 82+ court cases Dallas lost to the guy selling shit on the Grassy Knoll - https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-has-now-lost-82-cases-against-robert-groden-someone-call-guinness-8680799