I read somewhere that Instagram's desktop site is just a port from the app. They urge you to use the app by refusing to make a proper desktop experience
i made an instagram about a month ago to follow some hot grandpa accounts, but then niggas in iran and singapore and shit started trying to log into it and i was like k and deleted it, the end
I was getting emails in Arabic from Instagram for months and didn't realize someone had signed up using my email, so I took over their account and now I guess I have an Instagram?
I was like an ‘incel’ kid. I’d never had a girlfriend. I’d only had sex with prostitutes. I was very suicidal. Then one day I was standing next to a cute girl at a bus stop, and I googled: ‘How to approach women.’ That’s when I came across a forum for pick-up artists. It’s exactly what I’d been looking for. It seemed like a cure for my autism.
“I was like an ‘incel’ kid. I’d never had a girlfriend. I’d only had sex with prostitutes. I was very suicidal. Then one day I was standing next to a cute girl at a bus stop, and I googled: ‘How to approach women.’ That’s when I came across a forum for pick-up artists. It’s exactly what I’d been looking for. It seemed like a cure for my autism. I watched all the videos I could find. I started working out at a gym. I’d spend all day approaching women. Soon I was only hanging out with other pick-up artists. They respected me. They wanted to learn from me. Finally there was something I was good at. Right now I have over one thousand numbers in my phone. It’s a bit like gambling. Sometimes it goes well. Sometimes it doesn’t. But you always have the chance for sex. There are so many tricks to learn. Women have emotional brains. They get addicted to feelings. You can use that to your advantage. The first time you meet her—tell her she looks amazing. But never give her a full compliment again. She’ll always chase that validation. It’s like a drug. Tell her ‘she looks beautiful for her age.’ Tell her ‘she looks good in this lighting.’ Keep her insecure with half compliments. Keep her feeling like there’s something wrong with her. Like she’s not good enough for you. Like she needs sex for validation. Of course it’s manipulation, but why should I care? I’ve been manipulated so many times in my life.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)
That kind of shoots down the theory that women only go for jerks. If that was the case we'd be living in huts with the guys all getting drunk off fermented god knows what and fighting with each other.
I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right--including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slamming the sausage (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.
some do, or claim it would only work on stupid women or women with low self esteem
thing is that normal game is aimed at hooking up with the highest self-esteem women possible and literally doesn't work on low self esteem women, because you can't make them feel qualified and complimenting them makes you come across as a liar (in their eyes). game for them is just "treat them like the shit they think they are", but i've never met anyone interested in actually picking up low self esteem girls
the neg thing is funny because 1) very few people seem to know what it is 2) they vastly overestimate it's use. they seem to have this image of guys going around screaming insults at women and hoping to get laid... i mean who would do that?
the neg thing is funny because 1) very few people seem to know what it is 2) they vastly overestimate it's use. they seem to have this image of guys going around screaming insults at women and hoping to get laid... i mean who would do that?
An autistic Dutch suicidal incel who Googles "How to pick up women" while waiting for the bus?
It only works in certain situations. My friend did this as to take the girl down a notch. But then he would apologize and offer them a drink and talk about feelings.
generally it was meant to be used on like the hottest girl in the club, to bring her down to earth. not some random tinder schlub. but the community mostly moved away from that kinda tactic after 2005 or so
they're still used, they just went under the radar. it's more about getting a guy into 'state' than lines and tactics. once you're in the right mindset it all flows naturally anyway
I just wanted to share the MarySue writer's bio as it's the worst thing I've ever seen
Kate (she/her) says sorry a lot for someone who is not sorry about the amount of strongly held opinions she has. Raised on a steady diet of The West Wing and classic film, she is now a cosplayer who will fight you over issues of inclusion in media while also writing coffee shop AU fanfic for her favorite rare pairs.
Imagine being proud of the ability to talk to people and make friends lmao people live like this, I bet they don't even get free shit and discounts whereever they go
Imagine being with a women who wouldn't blow off losers like this in a instant
a lot of people think compliments are ezmode tier but actually evaluate how you respond when you get a compliment from someone and you'd be surprised how well it works even on someone like you who is ostensibly woke to the manipulation of compliments
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
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11 Peetrius 2019-09-23
[hook]
Hoes mad x24
7 newcomer_ts 2019-09-23
One of ...
7 jewdanksdad 2019-09-23
Is there only 3 comments or do I need to download the autistic instagram app to see all of it?
2 wellhellotherefellas 2019-09-23
Scroll down. There are more comments.
0 jewdanksdad 2019-09-23
Nothing is loading for me, fren
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-09-23
Scroll up and press the "+" icon repeatedly to load a group of about 10-20 new comments at a time. It's incredibly annoying.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-09-23
I read somewhere that Instagram's desktop site is just a port from the app. They urge you to use the app by refusing to make a proper desktop experience
1 911roofer 2019-09-23
Fuck them.
-1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-09-23
Literally everyone uses Instagram. Seems like you’re the autistic
13 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-23
i made an instagram about a month ago to follow some hot grandpa accounts, but then niggas in iran and singapore and shit started trying to log into it and i was like k and deleted it, the end
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1 hi_0 2019-09-23
I was getting emails in Arabic from Instagram for months and didn't realize someone had signed up using my email, so I took over their account and now I guess I have an Instagram?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-09-23
Lol someone from Thailand used my email address and then tried to reset it after a while.
4 jewdanksdad 2019-09-23
😂😂😂👌
4 KaaraRaven 2019-09-23
You'd have to drag me to zoomer social media kicking and squawking.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-09-23
I said Instagram not tick tock or whatever it is
1 loli_esports 2019-09-23
Delete your social media, simp
7 Can_The_SRDine 2019-09-23
Women are more oppressed than, dare I say it, gamers.
6 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-23
Based and hoes mad pilled
6 Sea_Safer 2019-09-23
this is excellent OP solid find.
4 wellhellotherefellas 2019-09-23
It's over for autist-cels
3 MotorButterscotch 2019-09-23
Nuclear yikes
2 WreckingYourHome 2019-09-23
Bonus: short Mary Sue article on it.
13 Protista_of_Peace 2019-09-23
lol, unlike men, with their rational brains, who create entire systems based on what their dicks want. 🤣🍆😂
11 KaaraRaven 2019-09-23
Really jogs the noggin
7 Sea_Safer 2019-09-23
cope birdcel
10 SJCards 2019-09-23
Difference is, bussy is worth it 😎
4 Woolgun 2019-09-23
Hey men have at least 50% of their brain capacity in their dicks
2 jubbergun 2019-09-23
If it weren't for dudes trying to get their dicks wet we'd still be living in caves. It's the foundation of human civilization.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-09-23
That kind of shoots down the theory that women only go for jerks. If that was the case we'd be living in huts with the guys all getting drunk off fermented god knows what and fighting with each other.
1 jubbergun 2019-09-23
Women don't go for jerks on purpose. They go for assertive, competent men and mistake being a jerk for being competent and assertive.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-23
I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right--including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slamming the sausage (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.
7 zergling_Lester 2019-09-23
Foids: no, we are not! This can't work on us! Also this is a terrifyingly effective abuse that totally works on us.
14 nomad1c 2019-09-23
pick up stuff doesn't work! but ban it anyway because... it's bad!
0 KaaraRaven 2019-09-23
Do any actually claim it doesn't work though? All I've really heard from that crowd is that being negged is hard to recognize for foids.
13 nomad1c 2019-09-23
some do, or claim it would only work on stupid women or women with low self esteem
thing is that normal game is aimed at hooking up with the highest self-esteem women possible and literally doesn't work on low self esteem women, because you can't make them feel qualified and complimenting them makes you come across as a liar (in their eyes). game for them is just "treat them like the shit they think they are", but i've never met anyone interested in actually picking up low self esteem girls
the neg thing is funny because 1) very few people seem to know what it is 2) they vastly overestimate it's use. they seem to have this image of guys going around screaming insults at women and hoping to get laid... i mean who would do that?
12 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
An autistic Dutch suicidal incel who Googles "How to pick up women" while waiting for the bus?
4 nomad1c 2019-09-23
does that sound like it would work to you?
3 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
I'd suggest he go after the sympathy vote and walk under the bus tbh. He won't be doing damage to his chances of getting laid.
2 Woolgun 2019-09-23
Do you really think the bus won't just avoid him like all the women did?
4 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
Lol. Imagine people refusing to run you over because they're too busy fleeing your general vicinity.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-09-23
1 nomad1c 2019-09-23
generally it was meant to be used on like the hottest girl in the club, to bring her down to earth. not some random tinder schlub. but the community mostly moved away from that kinda tactic after 2005 or so
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-09-23
pick-up tactics haven't been used since i was teen. Now days simply drinking and lying about social status works fine.
1 Zozbot 2019-09-23
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1 Zozbot 2019-09-23
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1 Zozbot 2019-09-23
zozzle
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-09-23
zoz
1 nomad1c 2019-09-23
they're still used, they just went under the radar. it's more about getting a guy into 'state' than lines and tactics. once you're in the right mindset it all flows naturally anyway
10 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
The guy who was suicidal because he couldn't connect with women accuses others of being emotional 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
0 zergling_Lester 2019-09-23
🤣
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-09-23
Narcissist are easy to manipulate if you are cruel enough.
1 LongPostBot 2019-09-23
still unemployed then?
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1 ryzyryz 2019-09-23
this is obv troll
1 Osterion 2019-09-23
I just wanted to share the MarySue writer's bio as it's the worst thing I've ever seen
-1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-09-23
Yikes, everyday Uncle Ted looks more and more right.
Imagine being with a women who wouldn't blow off losers like this in a instant
Lmao imagine not being such a man you can't tell if a women is interested in you unless she tells you because who cares what women think lmao
3 Zozbot 2019-09-23
zoz
2 Zozbot 2019-09-23
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2 Zozbot 2019-09-23
zozzle
1 Sea_Safer 2019-09-23
gottem
0 Imgur_Lurker 2019-09-23
Imagine being proud of the ability to talk to people and make friends lmao people live like this, I bet they don't even get free shit and discounts whereever they go
1 Sea_Safer 2019-09-23
a lot of people think compliments are ezmode tier but actually evaluate how you respond when you get a compliment from someone and you'd be surprised how well it works even on someone like you who is ostensibly woke to the manipulation of compliments
2 OfficialBeetroot 2019-09-23
r/drama poster alert
1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-23
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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1 jank_king20 2019-09-23
I mean the post is total trash but I gotta respect HNY for having the balls to do it given their audience
1 BussyShillBot 2019-09-23
That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
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