What about the one where you interpret a higher ranked mod usurping a sticky post spot and threatening you not to remove or replace it at threat of being demodded?
Edit: imagine getting your perms cucked over this shitty post 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lawlz is like that one fat kid in a Minecraft shirt (Ben 10 in his case) that comes and sits at your lunch table when you're trying to make a move on that qt from Algebra. The thing is, you pity him, and don't have the guts to tell him to piss off. He's not a bad kid, in fact you got along great when he invited you to his private Minecraft server over spring break. The problem is everyone else fucking hates him, and why wouldn't they? It's hard to see past the surface level of autistic screeching and shoving his phone in your face because he got excited over an outdated meme you saw 4 years ago. The most you'll do in public is a "Hey Tony, take it easy man" or a "Maybe his parents are poor and can't afford to buy him deodorant!" but you'll always have that special connection outside of school. In fact, he's probably one of the few people who will still talk to you after everyone graduates and goes their separate ways. And let's face it, he can be funny in his own severely autistic way.
"Your posts are such insightful deep-dives into the human spirit that they make me rethink my place in the universe and am thus unable to find them funny. Please just once post a simple joke that doesn't so radically affect my worldview"
"It is simply unfair how much love and adoration you have received on this account. I would very much like you to delete it due to my insecurities in my own life as I will never amount to anything close to you".
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1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
What about the one where you interpret a higher ranked mod usurping a sticky post spot and threatening you not to remove or replace it at threat of being demodded?
Edit: imagine getting your perms cucked over this shitty post 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
A mod without his stickies is like a turtle without a shell.
2 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
What if you were an ex-mod tho?
5 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
stoppppppppp removing it this one is actually decently funny
3 somestupidname1 2019-09-24
"I put way too much time and effort into making this please don't unsticky it"
5 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
yes exactly thank you for understanding
-1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
No sticky powers 4 u.
1 seenten 2019-09-24
That's fucked
1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
More fucked than letting him keep them, though?
1 byobombs 2019-09-24
Yes
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-24
correct, fuck off
1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
Lmao. Masterlawlz would let you suck his dick, you know.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-24
i cant think of any drama user he wouldnt...
1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
Masterlawlz is too chubby to suck his own dick.
1 Heisenberg_007 2019-09-24
Jannie tripping lol
1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
Lmao. No.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-24
shut up retard
1 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
no
1 slugulon 2019-09-24
You’re just such a faggot
1 ComedicSans 2019-09-24
Oh no, my feelings!
11 MagicHoudini 2019-09-24
Don’t let them get to you, let your posts get to them.
Bravo Lawlz
6 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
I think they have, some people get really angry before eventually quitting the sub
They probably just accept my compulsive desire to post will never be satisfied
6 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-09-24
Funny because you were part of the reason I started posting here. Not sure what that says about me
8 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
Don't worry I'm sure a doctor could diagnose it pretty easily
4 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-24
Don't even need a doctor
2 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-09-24
Already happened my friend
3 MagicHoudini 2019-09-24
Nah they’re just mad. they would like to be you but can’t put in the effort.
10 somestupidname1 2019-09-24
Lawlz is like that one fat kid in a Minecraft shirt (Ben 10 in his case) that comes and sits at your lunch table when you're trying to make a move on that qt from Algebra. The thing is, you pity him, and don't have the guts to tell him to piss off. He's not a bad kid, in fact you got along great when he invited you to his private Minecraft server over spring break. The problem is everyone else fucking hates him, and why wouldn't they? It's hard to see past the surface level of autistic screeching and shoving his phone in your face because he got excited over an outdated meme you saw 4 years ago. The most you'll do in public is a "Hey Tony, take it easy man" or a "Maybe his parents are poor and can't afford to buy him deodorant!" but you'll always have that special connection outside of school. In fact, he's probably one of the few people who will still talk to you after everyone graduates and goes their separate ways. And let's face it, he can be funny in his own severely autistic way.
5 darth_tiffany 2019-09-24
zoomers OUT
4 Zero5urvivers 2019-09-24
Please be funny one time lawlz = ?
4 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
"Your posts are such insightful deep-dives into the human spirit that they make me rethink my place in the universe and am thus unable to find them funny. Please just once post a simple joke that doesn't so radically affect my worldview"
3 OfficialBeetroot 2019-09-24
Stealing this thanks xx
2 SnapshillBot 2019-09-24
If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.
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2 darth_tiffany 2019-09-24
Lawlz you are Exhibit A for why bullying and negative enforcement not only work, but should be encouraged and fostered in our educational system.
2 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
yeah I agree
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-24
😴😴😴....fattie
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-24
zhcyiD9
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-24
Delete your account = ?
3 MasterLawlz 2019-09-24
"It is simply unfair how much love and adoration you have received on this account. I would very much like you to delete it due to my insecurities in my own life as I will never amount to anything close to you".
1 dongas420 2019-09-24
Your posting isn’t terrible, just very mediocre = ?
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-09-24
Thank you Lawlz, very brave.
1 wow___justwow 2019-09-24
Does it work in reverse?
You look great, have you been working out?
1 ryzyryz 2019-09-24
COPE
1 cleverseneca 2019-09-24
Does this chart work in both directions? You look great! Have you been working out?
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-09-24
What does that comment that someone on here posts occasionally with all the versions of zhcyiD9 say to you?